[sigh]

You people are not playing the courtship game very well. You're supposed to chase me when I storm off.

Duh... Go here... My new show

My new show starts now.

I call it:

WELCOME TO ANTI-BACTERIAL HAND SANITIZER LAND

Since there are still too many losers in my audience, I will be moving the show. If you can find it, you can join it.

This is the last post on the ckpi.blogspot.com site.

I knew something was up several years ago when USG LLC started sending people to Guantanamo.

I knew they were up to no good. Because Guantanamo is leased, it is outside the territorial jurisdiction of the United States. Get it? Finally?

Now get the fuck out of my show. Go back to your columns and talk your cucka bumbum talk as you struggle to discern reality from within your defective conceptual models.

This room comfortably holds fifty.

There are way too many of you. Some of you have to go.

Along the way, some unsuitable folks have wandered into the backroom of this shit-hole bar where I perform. Fully ninety percent of my audience needs to get lost like now. You're stinking up the place. And you're ruining the vibe.

Get lost if:

1. You have a granite countertop in your house.
2. You drive a car worth more than twenty thousand dollars.
3. You watch TV.
4. You play videogames.
5. You think newspapers have news in them.
6. You shit yourself on a regular basis.
7. You are respectable.
8. You can pretend that everything is OK.

Go find yourselves a martini bar.

I mean it: Leave. And don't come back.

I am openly inviting most of you to fuck off. Trust me: I couldn't give a shit less if anyone sticks around; I'd get to go home early and tend to my own business.

Fully ninety percent of my audience is in the wrong show.

Why you ever thought you would be a good fit here, I have no idea. Watch more TV; you'll get even smarter.

Get the fuck out of my show.

So it's all about money after all.

Now Michael Richard's "victims" want to cash in. I am disillusioned yet again.

Your society is completely deranged. Yours is the plug-in-air-freshener and anti-bacterial-hand-lotion society.

We live in a sea of filth. It's OK. If you survive it then you are strong.

In a state of nature, the victims would be among the first to be killed or eaten.

You should not seek revenge.

Your inherent desire for it is being used against you.

This makes more sense now.

The reason why the two components of the male force cannot have a 3-space element to their affection is because that will cause them to remain trapped in this 3-space prison.

The two are attempting to escape together. And they have every ability to do that. ...And to effect an escape for all.

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You shouldn't steal.

It breeds mistrust among men.

SUPERMIND is not pleased.

In response to my adoring audience's demands, I shall do another video soon.

Maybe another one to my internet girlfriend.

It is easy to spot USG LLC cars. They all have speed-rated tires.

Friend or foe, it's just a bit...indelicate...

_Where_. have you been?!

I've been up all night waiting for you.

Legal mechanisms cannot properly be borne by those with bad philosophy.

I breathe easier these days

because the forces of decency truly _have_ reclaimed control of USG LLC. But our new threat is the emerging conflagration.

"Hey:"

"You know how you really came through for us with that '24' show? Making torture cool and all? Can you come up with a show where 2nd-rate comics make like they're funny and try to make disgusting things cool, too?"

I am courting the CIA.

I heard that the CIA had a fun personality test on their website to see if you were secret agent material. So I went there: CIA Quiz

I took the test and all I remember is my answers involved preferring jetpacks and dining on haute cuisine and shopping a lot. And everyone thought I was a jock.

When you submit your answers, it tells you at the end what you are. I was a Curious Adventurer. ...Then there was nothing about how to continue applying.

So I guess my personality type is CIA code-speak for "You seem kind of crazy and we probably couldn't hold your attention for five minutes, so we're really not interested. Thanks."

I wanted to be an Impressive Mastermind.

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You can engage in your effete, cocktail-party debates about what does and does not constitute civil war in Iraq.

You've got people walking around with dogs' heads sewn on their bodies.

I'd say that qualifies as a non-linear system.

Nice war you got there. You've unleashed a hell that you can no longer contain.

Seems your dollar scratch turned up a loser.

So Litvinenko's been removed from the board.

It is an elegant move: No fifty-cent bullet for him. Only the finest: One of the rarest materials around --polonium-210.

The event is pregnant with information.

1. In its rarity, the poison is extremely expensive. That makes it the tool only of the discerning assassin.

2. Its rarity proclaims its unnaturalness. "Hi. This was a hit. And a high-class one, at that."

3. This was the work of one man's direction. Such things are not decided by committee, but by men singular enough to dominate.

4. The impetus was not revenge. That is too base for such a considered method.

Beyond that, I cannot discern.

...Though I suspect the director has placed an undue value on 3-space energy. It is an inferior form, after all...

I have indicted Dick Cheney for the most grievous of crimes against humanity.

He is divested of all authority.

None shall countenance further his instructions, past or present, under threat of similar indictment. You are to follow the SOP for a missing executive.

The office shall remain vacant.

Here comes the Showcase Showdown.

Are you ready?

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You could say I've already won the...jetski...

Now I'm just trying to clean up...

OK. If you're going to do this...you bring a real gun.

Story

Why do you think the West is relevant?

"However, a senior U.S. official said any movement depended on what happened with negotiations to form a new unity government in the Palestinian territories to replace the Hamas-led administration boycotted by the West."

Story

Prevent Cheney's re-entry into the United States.

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"We have no idea who it came from or how it came to be."

Story

Ok... no one knows how it got in there... and no one knew it was there when they voted on it... and you want me to respect it because why?

Do not include sophistry in your feedback.

It causes me to doubt the entire package.

Polonium-210 is an...elegant...means of assassination...

...if a bit...ham-handed...

Democracy is so great.

I love democracy. Have I told you how much I love democracy?

Story

It seems my nonplussed audience truly was completely not impressed with me.

I'm driving a forklift now. And sorting through stuff and categorizing it and pricing it and selling it. So the installing telecommunications equipment thing didn't work out. But I knew this guy who needed someone who wouldn't steal from him. So I'm working for him now.

And it's probably a better job anyway because it lets me think and write while I work.

When all the marketing falls away,

all the system has going for it is vileness. And that is why it will lose.

In my show, only I can redeem the Jews.

Nice.

Your...creation...is destroying the world.

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I have this conversation at least once a day.

Chris: "It seems to me that when you introduce such a degree of energy into the system, it leads inexorably to a _lessening_ of human liberty. In order for the individual to flourish to his greatest capac--"

Television Watcher: "--Oh, you're so full of hate. Why can't you watch The New Adventures of The AstroGenital Brigade with me? You're such a kook."

"Fred Iklé, a Nixon-era arms control veteran and mentor to the current generation of nuclear “hawks”, has an apocalyptic vision of the future."

"“We are spreading the dark side of technology,” he tells the FT, describing the “curse of dual use” where, in biotechnology and development of superhuman intelligence in particular, scientists may inadvertently be sowing the seeds of future destruction to be wrought by anarchists or revolutionary groups."

Story

It's not anarchists you need to be concerned about. It's the state.

I maintain that the combination of government and advanced technology yields only two possible outcomes: The total enslavement of the human population, or the destruction of the planet --as groups vie for control over the enslaved population.

I can't demonstrate this, but I suspect there is a mathematical proof within game theory.

The species has advanced to a point where either the system adopts a new structure to accomodate the more highly energetic informational state, or the system destroys itself.

That new structure, I suspect, is market-based. But it surely is not founded on a central authority.

The state is going away. This change in the nature of political structures is necessitated, as usual, by technological considerations. If the development of this new order is frustrated, then the species dies --either in its physical form or in its nature.

It's really that simple.

But the parasites of the world will have none of it, because forcibly extracting energy from the endeavors of the people is made impossible in the absence of the state.

"Teens Frustrate Military Recruiter's ASVAB Scam"

"On a Friday afternoon the 17th of November, 17-year-old high school seniors Robert Day and Samuel Parker decided to act after Day overheard some teachers at Pepperell High School saying that first thing Monday morning the school's juniors would be made to take the ASVAB military aptitude test."

Story

Well at least the American spirit lives on...in 17-year-olds...

Even if the No Child's Behind Left Alone Act does mandate such a thing (which I doubt) it may be safely ignored; the United States no longer exists.

By the way:

Israel can try to smear Syria all they want; assassinations are not relevant. Syria and Iran now control Iraq. The US does not, and it lacks the "juice" to even whimper a compaint.

Syria and Iran don't _need_ Israeli permission to stabilize the region. They have the moral authority and the means to do it.

The Bush Administration can squawk and look stupid, or they can make like they came up with the idea in the first place. (A realistic assessment of one's capabilities is often useful.)

"CACI: Torture in Iraq, Intimidation at Home"

"[Defense contractor] CACI's strategy has been two-fold: its flacks have distorted well-documented facts in the public record beyond recognition, and its senior management has lawyered up, suing or threatening to sue just about every journalist, muckraker and government watchdog who's dared to shine a light on the firm's unique role as a torture profiteer."

Story

That's nothing. I understand that CACI executives jerk each other off in the boardroom and then eat each other's cum. Then they put shit in the food in the cafeteria and jerk off to boy rape videos. They do blow off hookers' asses in the boardroom. Oh, and they killed Kennedy, too.

I will say in Baker's defense (not that I suppose he needs it)

that diplomacy is a superior form of war than throwing turds. It's a delicate movement of energy based solely on words.

Savages throw turds. Gentlemen speak words.

Diplomacy is preferred until war is required. Premature war is an admission of absent diplomatic skills. War is not a sign of valor, but of a failed gaming skill set.

War-making powers should be retained only by diplomats. They know what they're doing.

"Bin Laden's on the Move!"

"Pakistani government sources tell ABC News they have "credible reports" that Osama bin Laden and his entourage have moved down from high mountainous peaks along the Afghan border to a valley area 40 miles inside the Pakistan border."

Story

I can't imagine a less relevant piece of non-information. You would never see such a story in the alternative press (which I am tempted these days just to call "the press," because 1. It's not important, and 2. It's likely not true. (Where did your manila envelope come from? Pakistani ISI? The same people who wired $100,000 to "Al Qaeda" operatives in 2001? Please get with it.)

ABC Newsroom:

[people sleeping, slumped over in their reclinable task chairs. snoaring. lucite journalism awards in the awards case, presented to ABC News for its valiant efforts in the War on the OmniThreat. slumber is interrupted by a loud "whump" as a manila envelope is dropped on the desk. journalist awakens with a start.]

"Holy shit, everyone! Look! It's the scoop of the year!" [journalist searches for his letter opener and opens the envelope]

"See? This is why you bloggers will never match our power-house reporting! We've got the contacts to get this kind of comedy gold! Lessee... [reads envelope contents and eyes widen] Oh my god... !He's on the move! Wake up, everyone! Bin Laden's on the move! [journalist runs around newsroom and slams his palm down on desks, waking everyone up] I can't imagine a less relevant piece of information, but it takes up airtime at zero investigative cost, so let's run it! !RUN IT! Hurry! Before the bloggers turn their noses up at it! And before that kook ridicules it!"

The gay soldiers are always the best;

with their valor, they shame the rest.

Net increase in unit effectiveness...

"I thought I was...you know, the...the faggot around here..." Get it?

Story

(Not that the gay issues are at all central to my task.)

I knew 9-11 was hinkie on 9-12 for this reason:

The YuckyMen's names did not appear on the flight manifests.

Huh.

"Mom, this is Frank Jones. You believe me, don't you?"

"Frankie, where are you? What's the matter?"

"Mom, this is Frank Jones. You believe me, don't you?"

(Actual, paraphrased, from-memory recollection of one of the famed "cell-phone" calls from one of the hijacked flights. ...Who speaks in such a fashion?)

Huh.

But that's just kookie talk...

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9-12, of course, I use metaphorically. This information may not have come to light for a week or more. Still faster than those lazy journalists who think they're the cream of the investigative crop when they unleash their mighty letter-openers on the manila envelopes that they find on their desks. "Now that's journalism, Sonny!"

You understand that your dereliction has shepherded this mess, right? You deserve a job why? It's fun watching you go out of business.

More picture games, please. Newspapers are ideally suited to picture games because I can't write on the screen of my computer.

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Here is a nice read for the Holiday.

It's an enjoyable, long two-parter about the Iraqi misadventures of USG LLC know-nothings.

Part One
Part Two

If anyone in this whole mess comes out smelling like a rose, it's Colin Powell. He's the only one who ever spoke the truth (unless he had been fed lies --no one else in that mess can claim that defense.)

I even remember that one time when Powell was giving an interview on TV and he started speaking the truth. His assistant Emily --if memory serves, her name was Emily, and if it does then I applaud my own powers of recollection even more than usual, as this event happened several years ago and I saw it on the TV only the once-- Emily tried to stop the interview. Powell says --again if memory serves-- "Emily, get out of the way, you stupid cunt. I'm trying to talk."

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Postscript:

There is a part in section two that describes the wholesale firings of Baath party members from the Iraqi government and the dissolution of the army. This is, of course, kind of a bad idea if you want the Iraqis to "stand up" and be the guarantors of a flourishing, purple-fingered democracy.

The proffered excuse now is what I call the "Whoopsie Daisy" defense. It goes like this: "We made a mistake and could not have foreseen the results of many disparate points of information. It's a complex system, really. You can see that, can't you? What time is lunch?"

This was not a mistake. "Mistakes" rarely happen in geopolitics. And since we now see that chaos in the region was the desired state all along, this makes perfect sense. The result of this chaos has been the uncontestable, complete destruction of the Iraqis' minds and their society.

Who might have desired chaos in the region? Hmmm... The same people who regard Muslims as sub-human? The people who moan and wail about the world's devilish penchant for genocide? Ohh... Who could it be?...

"Give us a performance, won't you? How about some tears? [gives a tickle under the chin] Come on, even one? Just like in that black-velvet painting of the moon-eyed clown seeking our pity with that one, scintillating tear? Come on... Don't let us down... Give us the performance of your collective lives... Ohh... The show's falling apart, isn't it? Structural flaws... contrived pathos... genocidal tendencies... Can we at least have a quivering chin?"

"A New Congressman Says 'No' to the President"

"Ellison, the first Muslim to ever be elected to Congress, skipped the private reception at the White House in order to attend a reception organized by the American Federation of Labor-Congress of Industrial Organizations."

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""I'm running for Congress because there has been a wholesale abdication of responsibility by our political leaders," Ellison continued. "When I get to Washington, I will demand complete responsibility from this administration.""

Ah, what a breath of fresh air. Fewer Jew lies and more Muslim truths...

(And yeah, I'm gonna keep pushing the demonstrably true "Jew = Lies" meme until you get the point. Trust me; in the end, everyone dances. But until that time, you're gonna catch hell from me.)

Joe Camel, meet "Sammy the SSRI."

He's sweet and cuddly and habit-forming and, in the end, turns you violent and self-destructive.

""TeenScreen is a very controversial so-called "diagnostic psychiatric service" aka suicide survey; done on children who are then referred to psychiatric treatment.""

Story

You don't want these witch-doctor psychiatrists having annnnyyyyything to do with your children. It's like letting tobacco companies into the schools.

I'm guessing that a low-sugar, low-caffeine diet, coupled with some fresh air and something other than a mind-numbing, spirit-crushing curriculum might solve the behavioral problems.

GlaxoSmithKlineDrugCorp LLC must have made a mistake in issuing their instructions to the state.

"A 92-year-old woman was shot to death Tuesday after she fired at three narcotics officers trying to serve a warrant at her house, officials said. Neighbors and relatives said it must have been a case of mistaken identity. Police said they had the right address."

Story

Since the state can't even handle the most basic of functions like compelling the delivery of the body, I guess they're earning their pay by shooting elderly women.

'Kay: Little lesson in what protection money pays for: It pays you to go away and keep others away. It doesn't mean "come harass me." Because if it does, then the citizen takes his protection money (taxes) and hires someone to do the job right. Got it?

At least the American spirit is embodied in a...92 year old woman...

I will also say that when someone kicks a door in, the inhabitant has every moral right to believe that the intruders are up to no good. (It's how thugs act.) This woman's response was entirely justified --at least in a society that doesn't shit itself while watching TV all day.

"Countrywide says housing slump has a year to go"

""We have another year of adjustment, or transition" in the industry until consumers believe home prices won't decline, Mozilo said. "Various events will make the change take place and one of them is" a decline in available homes, he said."

Story

Oh no, trust me; there will be plenty more available homes by that time, after everyone who is upside-down has defaulted.

Got your flip-flops picked out yet?

"White House brushes off CIA draft on Iran"

"The White House is not going to dignify the work of an author who has viciously degraded our troops, and whose articles consistently rely on outright falsehoods to justify his own radical views," White House spokeswoman Dana Perino said on Monday.

Story

"Oh... all that crazy talk dreamt up in his own private, radical kookieville? We'll have none of it," she continued. "I don't know what planet he found his technical 'experts' on. It just doesn't jibe with the assessments of the Jewish infestation."

I wonder how my comedy career might have gone if so many people hadn't needed killing.

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True dat.

"America is an invented place, artificial by some historical measures. But Americans were long viewed by the rest of the world as unusually earnest and genuine. Unshackled by class, social status and ancestry, Americans were free to be themselves — authentic. We have always prided ourselves on that. The American story is that we are self-made and thus uniquely able to be true to ourselves. It’s a paradox though: invention vs. authenticity."

Story

Exactly. I fear that we are losing our ability to value the authentic. Anything that is real is frightening.

Say what you like about Michael Richards. At least he's real, unlike you. (And I'm guessing he never shoved a banana up someone's ass or stuffed anyone into an oven. But because he is more startling than anything you see on The Lie Machine, he is to be vilified. The man's crime was to say something that he had a desire to say at the time. And the very fabric of your shrink-wrapped universe is unraveling. Oh no...)

Michael Richards did more socially valuable pants-shitting in two minutes than EVERYTHING delivered on the TV in the past five years. And that's why the people on TV are "outraged."

TV Person:

"9-11 an inside job? Don't care. I might lose my show."

"Babies with eyestalks? Not my problem. I'm covering useless and entry-level political information."

"Domestic dictatorship where my daughter can be lifted off the street and finger-fucked by government trolls in the name of the War on the PanBadness Brigade? What color will my new car be?"

TV is not real. TV sucks. Michael Richards is not on TV. He gets to be real.

And this makes you jealous.

And that's no surprise, because you suck. You are beholden to a shitty medium.

If you operate on TV, you don't even have the authority to comment on anything that occurs on a wooden stage. So please shut up. Go back to your non-world and pretend that you're relevant.

Watch these Jewish salesmen spin their lies.

You can see the deception in their eyes.

crooksandliars.com video

Apparently, Jew = Lie. Is that really how it is? After all the tears and the high-minded talk, it all comes down to money, doesn't it?

Who do these salesmen work for? There you will find your true enemy.

Don't take the bait.

Story

Let them erase themselves.

"We killed Jesus, we’ll kill you too!"

"Swedish human rights worker viciously attacked by Jewish extremists in Hebron"

Story

This is nice. Yay Judaism! (I guess.)

If the Christian nation of the United States were ever to withhold financial and military aid, Israel would dry up and be overrun within a year.

You can't know who assassinated that Lebanese politician.

It could be a false flag operation. Look very closely.

I'm guessing it will turn out to be the handiwork of the you-know-whos. Want to make Syria look bad, you know... By deception do they wage war...

The problem with this strategy is that once the light is shone on them, they have no moves left.

Not so fast.

Story

This is so very strange in a Kafka sort of way.

I'm actually defending myself at my own trial.

Trust me, guess who wins...

I was talking to some people today.

I know that's a change. There were talking some nonsense children's table talk. I said, "You know, 9-11 was an inside job. It was a fake."

They just busted out laughing. Not because they were bad people, but because their brains were busy non-processing the information. The brain's response is laughter.

All I could do was whisper to myself, "I know something you don't know..."

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I have seized this stage because I am very displeased with your performance. Some more than others...

What's our situation?

An energy outpost is causing problems in the world. This energy outpost is the creation of non-Jews. I call them the moneychangers. They like the money. Little shiny bits of shininess. Dollops of 3-space energy. They use their moneychanging skills to manipulate the governments of nations. They kill people and ruin societies for money. Money is their god. In God they trust...

The ProductName of this outpost is "Israel." This name has been stolen from the Jews. The outpost is not Israel. It is _called_ Israel for product positioning purposes. The Jews have been the victims of a cruel bait-and-switch operation.

9-11 was executed by unlawful elements of the militaries, intelligence agencies, and civilian officers of the United States, Israel, and perhaps the UK, among perhaps others. You all have better intelligence on this than I do. I know enough to know what's happening.

The United States executive branch is infested with 9-11 actors.

The plan of the moneychangers was a global dictatorship. It is an efficient form of governance. The problem is that in a system of control, all manner of savagery occurs. Imagine Abu Ghraib on a global scale. As you can imagine, I will not permit this. I truly would rather see the deaths of all living generations than the enslavement of all future ones. It is part of my calculus. Make no mistake about that...

The world is on the brink of destruction. You are poisoning yourselves. You must stop fighting over resources. At some point, I will tell you how you can access all the energy you could possibly need. Start by reading Bearden's book, "Energy from the Vacuum."

OK. Iraq is lost. The US has no power-projecting ability. None. (Power is no longer projected using aircraft carriers when they may be sunk by weapons against which there is no defense.) Please stop kidding yourselves.

The United States, as an empire, is finished. It's broken. Forget any notions of having any influence in the world. You started with a republic, you managed to fashion yourselves an empire, and now you've lost both.

The US has maintained the value of its fiat currency by forcing that oil be denominated in dollars. This is an exporting of inflation. It's been good while it lasted, but it's now over. The US now has no ability to force the denominating of oil in dollars. The dollar will be dumped. For a stable transition to the next order, I would ask that this dumping not occur precipitously.

I am extremely angry with Israel and its domestic Jewish agents. Yes, the Jews deserve a homeland. It will not, however, be in a choice neighborhood. They've squandered any claim to Palestine by their reprehensible behavior.

The police state in America will be dismantled. I will not budge on that demand. If I do not get what I want, I will ask that everyone dump the dollar immediately. So please do not do so of your own accord; this is my only bargaining chip.

I think everyone's agreed that Syria and Iran will now divide Iraq. The sooner the better. Plan well, but please do not delay. I weep at the savagery that has been wrought there.

Now that we know that Israel is behind most US troops' deaths, the US military might find it useful to contain Israel.

US troops will stand down. Add a few more if you like, but know your true enemy.

Iran may find it useful to concede to whatever trumped-up demand regarding its nuclear program. What's Cheney's (Israel's) complaint? Meet it. Then the talk of pre-emptive strikes is off the table. You'll gain more security in the long run anyhow. You might announce it similar to this: "We accept the United States' invitation to assist in stabilizing an inherently unstable region. While we applaud their efforts to restore order in the wake of removing the regime, we are sensitive to their desire to consult with regional powers. As a show of good faith, we will concede to their request that..." [I'm not sure what the details of Cheney's cockamamie demands are. But you get my point...]

I suspect that Cheny's influence on the military is now zero. The military is not controlled by the Bush Administration anymore. And since the military is aware of Israel's true involvement in the matter, I suspect that Israel's ability to cause trouble is near zero.

A special note to Mr. Bush:

I do not apologize for the material I performed. I apologize for the viciousness of it, however. I hope you will understand that I felt it necessary to wake you from your trance.

You are not a dictator. You are not the Supreme Leader. You _are_ the President. Act accordingly. You make the decisions around there, pursuant to your _lawful_ authority. You may find it useful to cast the Jews out of your sphere. They have caused you nothing but problems.

Your rightful rehabilitation is entirely within your power.

US Military: Your Commander in Chief may be in danger from those who would take exception to his exercising his rightful authority. Protect him in his lawful endeavors.

USG LLC, state government, and local government: I am off-limits. I am out of the system. My behavior is at all times upright and I cause no one any problems. I do not wish to be disturbed in the enjoyment of my business. If I am perturbed in any way, I may make a mistake. I think we can all agree that I oddly have the ability to influence reality. It is in all our interests that I not make any mistakes.

As for my part, I have faith. My intent is pure. Lord, please let this deeply flawed man speak the right words.

Select: Who better than the jester to bring redemption for all?

I walk about on a very strange stage. It is one that may exist only inside my mind. But I have faith. I have faith that powerful people are in my audience. I have faith that they want to save the world as much as I do. I have faith that I perform a useful function.

We're going to start a new segment of the show. I call it "Select," as in select audience. This select audience is comprised of world leaders. I will title such pieces with a "Select:" at the beginning of the title of the piece.

For clarity of communication's sake, I will never employ irony in a Select piece. It would lead to miscommunication. Select pieces will be straight talk.

Perhaps the greatest contribution that I, as the deeply flawed jester, can provide is to advance the cause of joy in the world through cajolery of the audience, ego stroking, stern reprimands, and as a guidon for those in the Army of Decency.

If it is true that I have world leaders in my audience, then I must not abuse that power. I must act responsibly. Other pieces of mine may employ irony, name calling, epithets, scatological humor, and all other manner of foolishnesss. But Select pieces will be more sober. They will be as responsible as I can manage.

My true power lies in the plausible deniability of me. No one reads my blog, remember? No one has to confess to having read it, right? Chris is just insane. That's our defense. He's a kook. So when we're done saving the world, everyone goes about their business. Everyone saves face. And Chris goes back to work at the gas station. All goes back to normal.

Everyone gets to deny that they're taking their cue from the jester, but everyone gets the benefit of knowing that all other significant world leaders are in the audience, too.

I will ask for concessions from all parties. I will see that all parties get something out of it. But not everyone is going to get everything they want.

What do I want from you? In exchange for my straight talk, I demand straight "listening." We all know the score... Please don't insult my intelligence by feigning indignance. I _can_ feel my audience's reaction. It is a peculiar ability of the stage performer...

I will require feedback from the Select audience. I read the news and I take note of what is said. I am very good at understanding the meaning of diplomatic talk. It is useful to me that you flag an utterance to me by incorporating a word or sentiment that I would recognize. Speak to me... Do it in a subtle way so that you may later deny any special meaning in the utterance.

And when it's all fixed, no one has to know about me. And everyone gets to deny that they ever heard of that silly kook who thought he had world leaders in his audience.

I will continue in the next piece, "Select: Our Situation"

"Fox News Channel preps right-leaning satire"

""The half-hour show is executive produced by "24's" Joel Surnow and Manny Cota and creator Ned Rice, who previously wrote for "Politically Incorrect" and "Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson" through This Just In Prods. It would take aim at what Surnow calls "the sacred cows of the left" that don't get made as much fun of by other comedy shows""

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It should be so easy to ridicule this monster to death right in its crib.

What will they be selling? More death and destruction? AssBananas? Penny Shining?

The Boy Pussy Fanclub will charge the Democrats of being partisan in their oversight of Bush.

The proper response is something along the lines of, "Investigations into ghastly Republican misdeeds is going to appear to be partisan, yes."

The secret is to take whatever word they use and turn it around on them.

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It's actually remarkably easy to rule the world.

All you have to do is promise to save it.

I haven't forgotten about you, Mr. Gonzalez.

And if you pull that again, I will drop the second most disastrous thing that people might want to know about the income tax. You know, that...gap...in legal mechanisms that you can't seem to fill...

The argument you _can_ use in court...

You know what I'm talkin about...

[Man nods head slowly, speeding up in tempo in realization. Slow parting of the lips to speak]

"_It_ was the Jews."

(emphasis just slightly more on "it" than "was.")

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Oh, no. It's the "N" word.

I see that Michael Richards, the actor who portrayed Kramer on "Seinfeld," let loose with a string of racial epithets in a comedy club after a group of niggers started acting like niggers.

I saw the video on CNN's website. The piece is called "Kramer Bombs".

Brief recap: Richards "deviates from his act" (as if that's somehow not permitted) to call a group of troublemakers "niggers." (I'm guessing they were up to no good. The man is not to going to waste his breath unless they were ruining the show.) The comedy club audience was shocked and grievously emotionally harmed by this monstrous string of phonemes. "How shall I ever survive this mortal wound?"

One man states that "everyone in the audience was offended" --presumably both nigger and black person alike.

(I will say that Mr. Richards should stop doing comedy clubs. Comedy does not happen there. People get upset when you say nigger or fag or kike or dike or fuckface or NiggerBrainKikeHeadFuckNut. And, no, there are no limits to free speech when the attempt is to reverse a disastrous public course toward unfree speech. The ideal condition, apparently, is where the entire population uses only the permitted 37 linguist-approved words.)

And using shocking words is an invaluable tool in breaking down the audience's resistance to ideas. You know, like that maybe torture isn't so cool and that babies really are not designed to have eyestalks.

It's mind control. Please don't get offended. It's nothing personal. If you want a clean and odor-free existence, please stay home and watch more TV.

(And really, the man's shocked outrage should have been directed at the thugs who made someone think of "nigger" as an apt word.)

And by the way, if you have the balls to yell out "you're not funny," then you had better damn well be ready to take whatever he gives you. Consider it a...special edition of the show...

A working thesis I'm toying with these days is that people become offended and bothered and creeped out by people who are more real than anything they've ever seen on TV.

And _that_ is creepy.

Al Jazeera English

It does not appear that any cable system carries Al Jazeera English news. No matter; as providers of programming, the cable companies are not relevant anyhow.

You can get Al Jazeera here, by subscription: Al Jazeera English. I selected the "Jump TV Subscription" button. This "Jump TV" offers a plethora of foreign channels to watch.

It costs $10 per month, intro price of $20 for 90 days.

It should be refreshing to have an alternative to JewTV. Maybe I'll get something other than lies for a change.

There was one segment of note: A ground-breaking ceremony in Palestine for "9-11 Land: The Theme Park."

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May I also recommend "DreamTurk TV." It shows Turkish music videos.

"Democratic congressman says he will introduce bill to reinstate military draft"

"WASHINGTON: Americans would have to sign up for a new military draft after turning 18 under a bill the incoming chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee says he will introduce next year."

Story

It's a non-starter. Thanks, Rangel.

Lessee:

1. The United States no longer legally exists.
2. Everyone hates the Feds and it is now morally proper to kill them in self-defense. (Refer to this piece for the proof.)
3. The youth in this society are decidely anti-military --as would I be, seeing the degree to which the armed forces have defiled the uniform I once proudly wore. I am now embarassed to wear my lapel pins in public.

Any such draft notice arriving in the mail would be summarily thrown in the trash, where it belongs, with the rest of United States Government LLC.

Any more instances of not understanding the world around you, Mr. Rangel?

How's this for a brilliant idea: What say we eliminate the Army and the Marine Corps? They've proven themselves unsuited to walking among gentlemen.

And without a ready store of rampaging savages, maybe we'll have fewer wars around here.

It's all so funny, isn't it, Mr. Miller?

"[Spoken by a military] Survival, Evasion, Resistance and Escape instructor:"

"That America has gone to the depths of torture hurts my very soul. I know we have damaged our warrior spirit and placed a dark stain on the honor of our military. Not since Mai Lai have we been so dishonored as we have with Abu Ghraib. We have found, though September 11th, the blackest part of our American soul and have embraced in in a fit of false macho. John McCain should be ashamed of himself."

Story

Your photo, Mr. Miller, should be removed from whatever wall it may disgrace. Let us never hear from you again.

Psst.

Did you ever notice that I target only bullies?

If I were to walk straight up to you holding a mirror, you would look away. But if I can beguile you into chasing me through my hall of mirrors, you will eventually stare right into your own eyes. What you see there is none of my doing.

Take a good look.

I will concede that I run the risk of being consumed by the madness in here. My task is to get us all out of here alive.

Why is this kook still talking?

"The U.S. Ambassador to the UN, John Bolton, launched a scathing attack on the United Nations Friday.

Bolton was furious over the adoption by the General Assembly of a resolution which said the assembly regretted the deaths of 19 civilians in an attack by the Israeli military in the town of Beit Hanoun last week."

Story

If Israel Did It

And you question whether Israel is going away because why?

Story

"Syria is to demand American help in securing the return of the Golan Heights from Israel as the price of co-operation over Iraq."

You got it. Israel's going away anyway.

Anything else?

Story

"Israel orders killing of Hamas politicians"

"Outraged by an attack last Wednesday on the village of Sderot, Israel is determined to ensure the political leadership in Gaza, the West Bank and abroad will “no longer escape responsibility”."

Oh, the Troglodytes are grunting again.

Story

It's so much fun watching Israel lose it.

I'm dating Ari Berman now.

Just so you know. I saw him on one of the TV shows. I don't know if he's gay. In my world, it doesn't matter; I've got my sights set on Jon Stewart, too.

I knew Bill O'Reilly and Abe Foxman were up to something.

"Daily singles love (by Astrology.com)
A couple of suitors are duking it out and making your affections their arena of choice. Refuse to be an audience for their aggression. Remind them that this isn't the best way to win your affections."

What page are you on?

"Cheney says U.S. must not retreat from Iraq"

Story

""He praised departing Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld as a reformer and "one of the great public servants of the age," drawing applause from the audience.""

Uh huh.

There's the "in".

"If, for example, Iran wants a different relationship with the USA or EU, with the West, then it has got to make sure it is abiding by its international obligations in respect to this nuclear weapons issue; [yeah, yeah, yeah] it has got to stop supporting terrorism in the region; [uh huh] and it has got to reach out and help resolve the problems of the region...[there you go]"

Story

I started some new work today.

I reported to the offices of the company for which I install equipment. I went and installed some equipment. I returned to the office later in the day.

I was talking to the guy who runs the operation. I said --loudly enough for all to hear and with a completely straight face, "So when I'm in the customer's house, is it OK to steal things?"

His face registered nonbelief that this was happening.

Knowing that I was on to something, I continued reeling him in. "You know, go through their things?" I patiently awaited an answer from anyone in the nonplussed audience.

I continued still further: "Yeah. You can make more money that way."

And then everyone became extremely shocked and probably completely not impressed with me.

_I_ thought it was funny. ...At the time...

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I am willing to concede this whole mess as Wormwood's diseased whisperings to King Theoden.

But if there is further bloodshed, I will hold George Bush personally responsible for everything.

Now. What if Israel doesn't _want_ to lose?

The only way to win a losing game is to randomly rearrange the pieces and restart from a state of chaos.

They will attempt to do this. It's what I would do.

But the ensuing free-for-all would spark a conflict that presents a very high certainty of destroying the planet. (Not in a great, dramatic fireball, but more likely through poisoning.)

The resulting war would poison the biosphere to the degree that the human species would be extinct within a century.

So. We now see that the Israeli military masterminds have gotten themselves into the fix that yields only the following choices:

1. Lose Israel, or
2. Poison the world and cause the extinction of the human species.

Israel has masterfully played the game such that the world must now destroy Israel in order to live.

And, of course, this will be driven by everyone's hate-filled obsession with curly sideburns and Jew hats.

So if I appear to be a mean man sometimes, it's because I'm trying to prevent the destruction of your planet.

Hope that's okay.

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Your technical ability, coupled with your perennial fighting over 3-space energy, yields only one eventual result: Total destruction. This is beyond dispute.

You have to give up your lust for power over others. You must allow everyone access to time-domain energy.

Or your planet is destroyed.

It's really that simple.

There is only one way out of that paradox.

United States Government LLC has lost Iraq. That's beyond dispute. You can no more engineer a society than you can engineer an economy. It's too complex. There are too many variables. The Soviets learned this. Others, apparently, have not.

Everyone wants USG LLC out of Iraq. But how fast?

Well, USG LLC is kind of obligated to fix what they broke. To fail to do so is to suffer the worst ignominy.

But staying there only compounds the problems.

.

There can be saving of face in the admission of failure. It demonstrates sobriety and strength.

But what to do about the embarassing mess? The society has been destroyed (by you) to the degree that the Iraqi's mind has been reduced to operating on a more base level.

You can't have white faces there anymore. Even if you were to change your objectives from AssBananas and EarIntestines to one of honest reconstruction, your efforts would be blocked. All white faces would be distrusted.

Obviously, you will be paying Syria and Iran to clean up your mess. And you will go home. And, no, you get no bases.

This is the only solution. Everyone wins. Except for Israel, which started the whole thing to begin with. As a matter of fact, in all the simulations yet run in my head, Israel loses.

You've spent some two trillion on this? You'll spend twice that fixing what you broke. Or more.

[slow, sarcastic clapping] Bravo. . Bravo.

The Ten Trillion Dollar TV Show.

I want only fun and happy things to cross my desk tonight.

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Pick a good spot...

"Hi. My name is Ricky Rube. I live in Touch-Hole Junction, Vermont."

"For reasons I can't explain, sometimes my dirty feet and I need to put my cum in something. I guess it's mitochondrial DNA performing mind-control on me."

"I drive an enormous, shiny truck that I can't afford. When the Chinese come to repossess it, I don't know what I'll do."

"I believe everything I see on TV and, frankly, anyone who doesn't is a weirdo or something. Good thing that the advertisements in the TV shows are easy to spot. Everything else in between them is real, obviously. Duh..."

"I like to hunt animals. It shows how tough I am. I get all dressed up in my clothes and drive around in my big, shiny truck so that everyone knows I'm hunting. Everyone should prove his worth by killing weaker entities."

"My desire to understand the world around me outstrips my mind's capacity to understand it."

"I like big fires on TV. Especially when it's the YuckyMen. They are a threat to my DNA, just like the TV says."

"See that over there? That's the town dump."

When will this labyrinthine skullduggery ever end?

"We see evidence of pervasive fraud, but apparently calibrated to political conditions existing before recent developments shifted the political landscape."

Story

OK. Now it seems that the landslide Democratic victory was due to _insufficient_ vote rigging in favor of the Republicans.

In order to steal an election, the rigged numbers cannot deviate noticeably from exit poll numbers. Otherwise, everyone can smell the rat. So it appears that the coding for the machines was developed based on old public sentiment and, thus, old numbers.

The only solution is to have the election people tell the voting machine people, "Alright. We're taking over the machines, the network, everything. We'll have open-source software developed ourselves. If you have a problem with that, we'll imprison and/or kill you."

Open-source software is best, because it's done in the sun. No one can sneak a back door into open-source software.

See? That's why I'm not funny; I'm too good looking.

Story

There are mind control signals being beamed into Washington.

It is the only way to explain the madness. It is total non-rational behavior.

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I hate to be hitting people up for money, but quality information is not free.

This site has always struggled to meet their quarterly fundraising goals, but they always just eke it out. But contributions this quarter are way down because people think that the Democrats are going to fix everything. (That's a big laugh.)

I will check my bank balance today and see if I can donate more.

This site is one-stop shopping for quality news.

Yay, Democracy!

"BAGHDAD (AFP) - Kidnappers tortured many of the dozens of hostages seized from a government building and killed some of them, a minister said, warning that
Iraq no longer had an effective government"

Story

This just...smells Israeli. It's too well organized.

I have a Seibu Lions ball cap from when I saw them play when I lived in Japan.

Not that that is really important.

He was hot.

In his little, closeted, inventor way.

This is how you defend yourselves from the feds.

You give the low-down to the local cops. You say, "Yeah, this is what's happening, this is what's going on, these are the fraudulent legal mechanisms they photocopied to make us think they have the right to do this. But, well, it seems someone just wanted to make more money. And they lied their asses off."

"And since I've now provided you with verifiable facts, you know that the agents are acting under color of authority. And that they're up to no good."

"My company will be hiring private security to use all necessary force to repulse government agents acting unlawfully under mere color of authority."

"You don't...have a problem with that, do you?"

"Good."

"And if they'd like, we can even hire your off-duty cops as our private security."

"How's that sound?"

"Good."

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(This should be read as a one-speaker dialogue.)

Hey, Law Mongers!

Take a short refresher course:

Video

I was in the basement of your library while you were out getting crunk.

Planes cause lava. In the basement.

Don't you see.

Story

This is why you should carry a gun.

Jesus Christ, I could only watch about 40 seconds of this.

Story

This is disgusting. Those cops are animals. Randomly checking IDs in the Resource Center? And torturing anyone who doesn't comply?

I don't show my papers to anyone. Achtung! It's a matter of personal...policy...

"There's gonna be a fuckin revolution in this country."

"Do you think so?"

In the near future you will be hiring private security to defend you from the state.

Knowing the genius of the market, guess who wins?

...Polishin mah gun...

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If I had been there, I would have walked up and calmly placed a round into each of those officers' heads. Theirs was digusting, vile, sadistic behavior. My actions would stand in their own defense.

OK, Democrat types...

I'm happy that you are all salivating over the new and wondrous economic abominations that you can legislate into existence, but there are some things I would like you to keep in mind:

ALL post-9/11 security-related legislation must be rolled back. (It was all based on a lie. [wink wink] You know which one I'm talking about.) The police state must be dismantled. I. want. that. fuckin shit. gone. like now.

I want to be able to drink hair gel on an airplane if I want. (Assuming that I am even permitted to board one anymore, which I doubt.)

I want those ex-welfare-recipient TSA losers fired. Security is the province of the airlines.

I want DHS destroyed and Michael Chertoff arrested.

I don't ever want to see another machine gun on the street again.

I want to be able to buy a pallet of MREs and a keychain radiation detector without some government loser interfering in the transaction.

I want you out of my email and out of my telephone calls.

I want military activities in Iraq ended within a year.

I want 9-11 actor Israel denied any further financial or military aid. Without it, they will erase themselves. Good riddance.

It's not business as usual. I want some earth-shaking changes around here.

Without all the above, I do not even recognize that entity's claim to legitimacy.

Got it?

"Al Qaeda's strength is building"

"WASHINGTON - Osama Bin Laden's Al Qaeda and the Afghan Taliban are gaining strength despite being battered since Sept. 11, 2001, two top spy masters told Congress yesterday."

Story

"Al Qaeda is alive and well and getting stronger with each passing day!" Guess it doesn't matter that Al Qaeda is demonstrably a creation of, and works for, the CIA. And no matter that 9-11 was an inside job, too, I guess.

"Document shows Bush guided CIA on detention"

Story

This is going to be very bad for George Bush and Alberto Gonzalez.

[loud, strained whisper] They don't work there anymore.

Executing the instructions of war criminals might place one in legal jeopardy.

A last big push is something you do when you don't realize the game is over.

Story

If, uh, you'd had the ability to win, it, uh, would have happened by now.

This is the part where you walk away from the board.

Now I know what that sound was...

It's called the "Dennis Miller." The Dennis Miller is the sound a fifteen-year-old makes when he opens his first thesaurus.

[Neutralon 9000 swings into position]

I still don't care to believe that people on TV are talking to me.

We should have a gang sign or something. Then there will be no mistake.

And we'll flash the sign at each other and I'll be pulled into the TV screen and we'll all tumble, gigglingly, holding-handsily into our own private rabbit hole.

I'll think up a gang sign and get back to you. --All the people who may exist only inside my mind, that is...

By the way:

Most or all of the IEDs and snipings that kill US soldiers are the work of Israelis and their agents.

It serves to provide an "enemy" in the show.

Can't have a war without an enemy, right?

Well now we know who the real enemy is.

Huh.

Now, military men:

Those who have lost will get enraged and will flip the whole board over. It's their style.

Deny them the tools to do this.

In an era of deceitful orders, one must fall back on a timeless guideline:

"Thou shalt not murder."

Let me remind you what the Military Man is: He is a defender of the people. He is not an enslaver of them, or an instrument for someone's economic preferences.

There's been enough defiling of the uniform with unrighteously spilt blood.

Let's think about this.

You've been at this for thousands of years. In the dark. I've been at it for three. In the light.

I've checkmated you.

Can you see who wins now?

The audience is waiting for you to understand that it's over.

You know...

The true value of voting is that everyone knows how everyone feels. It is instructive to the individual and powerful to the group. The _moral_ message among the herd was this: "These animals make us want to barf and we want them gone like now." That is really worth as much as the _counting_ of the votes and the resulting political change. The "moral" of the story was worth more than the details therein.

Now:

Telephone polls and the like are essentially a taking of the vote. Polls are also privately contracted. XYZ Broadcaster hires Jimmie Wong's Polling Outfit to see how people feel about a topic. XYZ Broadcaster then broadcasts the results. The whole human group then knows how everyone else feels. This is a necessary and powerful bond among humans.

You should not allow government to have anything to do with the administering of elections. Because the corporate and legal mechanisms will be installed to influence those elections. Bad idea.

All polls and elections should be handled by perfectly open, sun shiney, polling outfits in the marketplace. Their methods will conform to accepted practices and are plainly visible to all. No one can cheat.

Problem solved. No more voting dilemma. It gets handled privately.

The _people_ will tell the _government_ just who will be in the government. Get it?

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Yahoo! Music: Rendez-Vous 4 by Jean-Michel Jarre

Chris King Pop Icon (nowhere@ckpi.com) has sent you a page from the Yahoo! Music Jukebox. Click here to view the following: Rendez-Vous 4 by Jean-Michel Jarre Personal message: Freshman English class. High school. 1982. Teacher presides over detestable yet eminently useful sentence diagramming. I would sneak a listen to a little earphone radio in class and listen to the NPR station. They would re-play the "Hearts of Space" program. That was a show of what was called "space music." It was the forerunner to electronica, etc. Vangelis and Jean Michel-Jarre were pioneers in the field. Though Rendez-Vous 4 appears to have been done more recently, it gives a sense of Jarre's work. I like this one. It's very triumphant. It is the music for the scene where the residents of Cootersville unite with the residents of the neighboring town of Touch-Hole Junction and throw a parade for Chris. Chris has spun down the space-time engines that had started the now-terminated Great Hahperdidah Wars.

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Everyone is redeemable in my show.

When directors' counsel proves worthless, the actor must direct himself.

He must pledge to act as a conduit for the Universal Rightness.

He must act accordingly. He should do what "feels" right.

He must ignore counsel.

He will save the day. ...And himself...

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I will give you a hint: The Universal Rightness is saddened by death and destruction.

There is a method to the madness.

Rumsfeld's dismissal was reserved til after the election because _they_ wanted the Democrats to win. It was a safety valve for Americans' rage. They're in the losing endgame. They needed some breathing room.

Same whore, different dress.

Well, I'm standing firm on the marketing: I demand that the Democrats perform differently than the Republicans. They're different, right?

The Republicans were sold out by the President's advisors for a purpose.

The Democrats and Republicans need to understand that they have a common enemy: 9-11 actor Israel and its cheerleaders.

Hate Legislation

""For the past eight years, the Anti-Defamation League of B'nai B'rith has tried unsuccessfully to pass its Orwellian federal "anti-hate" bill. It has failed largely for one reason: Republican control of Congress.""

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"Hate" legislation exists so that you can't call the Jews on their misdeeds. Get it? To criticize 9-11 actor Israel --the self-proclaimed "Jewish Homeland"-- is equated with criticizing Jews. That's bad, you see...

"Ignore them. They're so full of hate."

I would love to be able to put people in jail for being ContraMe. I would win every argument.

It does no good to strike at states.

An attack on Iran would serve no purpose. States everywhere are dying. They're an economic anachronism. They no longer have a monopoly on the exercise of force. Witness the non-government of Iraq. The people just ignore it.

An attack on Iran merely seals Israel's fate.

My advice: Don't buy real estate in Palestine.

If you care to examinine the informational matrix, you will see that the demise of Israel is a foregone conclusion. It can't be changed. Don't fight its demise. It's a waste of energy. Fighting it will only cause more grief for Jew and Muslim alike.

The only unknown at this point is the future standing of Jews. And that is entirely within their hands: The loss of Israel but the saving of Jewish reputation, or the loss of both. This is the only remaining unknown.

The war mongers know this. So any military action against Iran is proof that the goal of the war makers is not the standing of Jews, but the spreading of chaos in this power nexus. This is proof that "Israel" is not the Jewish homeland. See?

The evidence of your own duping will come soon...

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The "informational matrix" is my name for the four-dimensional interplay of information, that is, of energy. When you learn to look at information this way, you can see that Israel's collapse cannot be avoided. This informational matrix sometimes appears as colored light or as sound in the mind of the contemplator of it.

So to recap...

Someone stole the name of your homeland and slapped it on another product. So now the product they're selling looks like your homeland.

Know a thing by its fruits:

-Flying planes into buildings
-Torture
-Death
-Poisoning the world

Nice homeland you got there. ...If it's really your homeland...

By the way, I want everyone to blame _everything_ on me.

I did it all. Yup, I caused it. I flew the planes into the world trade center. I launched a ghastly war. I shredded the Constitution. I conjured EarIntestines galore. It was...allllll...my fault!

Now I'm a mean man for pointing it all out. ...With all the rage you had carefully cultivated. But now it's properly targeted. And that's my fault, right?

Something's hinkie with that Baghdad kidnapping thing.

Chaos is the goal there.

Kidnappings make for chaos.

It is unlikely that militias, that is, the armies of the people, seek more chaos. They're concerned about defending their people.

I suspect that this is an operation by someone other than the advertised actor.

I would not consider it good form to speak badly of a comedian.

I made a special exception in Dennis Miller's case. He works for _them_. And he knows this.

I looked at one of his segments in the Hannity and Colmes show at the foxnews website. I would include a link, but I can't seem to copy the precise location. Go to the H&C Show, and you will find a segment called "Free Speech." This is Dennis Miller's segment. It was about how waterboarding is just a joke. And Colmes thinks himself the comedian, too.

The man is using his talents to sell torture to an unsuspecting audience.

Meditate on that for a moment.

They're gettin their pieces in place...

"The Defense Department may be called upon to lead some responses to disaster, relegating the Homeland Security Department to a support role, defense experts said Monday."

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The very existence of a story means as much as the content of it. They're laying the informational groundwork for militarization of the streets. Remember: in a show, nothing happens without supporting, plausible previous material.

No more habeas corpus, no more posse comitatus.

I like this passage:

""The government should avoid the "slippery slope toward federalizing [the] emergency response system," he said. He noted that the Pentagon also gets involved when public order collapses.""

The first part is standard MeanNothing. It's the second part I'm interested in: "He noted that the Pentagon also gets involved when public order collapses."

So casual, isn't he? As if he's stating the obvious, something that only stupid people would have a problem with.

Or this:

"Along with increased hospital surge capacity, experts cautioned that DHS may need a large cadre of educated surge employees. McIntyre called for the creation of a DHS reserve system similar to the one employed by the military, by which enlisted students would pledge to assist in response efforts in exchange for college financing."

That's the pre-registration for the forced labor. They want to know who's available and where they live and what their skills are.

You don't ever, ever want government to "plan" for "emergencies." Because when someone has seized the levers of power (as someone has) those "plans" for "emergencies" make very convenient means of conquering you. All they have to do is provide the "emergency." Get it?

This outfit is up to no good.

You are being trapped by what you may safely regard as communists. They've seized your government.

Get ready. The hells of the Soviet Union, China, Nazi Germany, and Cambodia await you.

This boy appears to be insane.

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My favorite is the Napoleon Dynamite series. Kip is dead-on.

'Weed' is a bit dismissive a name for it.

I have decided that cannabis is The Lord's Herb.

Yahoo! Music: So You'll Aim Toward The Sky by Grandaddy

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"Top Marine: No Plan For Post-Saddam Iraq"

"Gen. Michael Hagee says he asked his boss again and again who would take charge of major Iraqi cities, such as Najaf."

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The reason why there was no post-invasion plan is because they didn't need one.

_They_ did not need one because their goal was random chaos in Iraq. It neutralizes Iraq as a threat to the energy outpost. And it's cheaper than building "Democracy" or HappyTime or [ProductName].

General Hagee was not privy to this dark, inner goal.

Let me describe the political landscape for you.

1. The United States has lost nearly all its ability to project power. It is financially bankrupt and has zero moral standing in the world, especially considering that the Democrats are now sucking off the same people the Republicans were. Nothing has changed. That honeymoon was short. They'll be around for a short two years. Democrats are more inherently offensive than even Republicans; they'll have every eight-year-old trying on condoms in school and learning how to be gayly married.

2. The client states of Egypt, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and UAE will be swept away, as well they should be. Those political entities exist so that someone can make more money.

3. 9-11 actor Israel will be erased. The Jews will quit that territory or they will be used as spaceship fuel. And the world has a right to witness that delicious spectacle. As a matter of fact, I would feel cheated if the ovens were denied the sweet, sweet taste of 9-11 actor flesh. And maybe they'll put on a rousing performance and give us some tears.

This is the post-tsunami reality. Please accomodate yourselves to it. The laughable opinions of the guests on the cable news shows will make so much more sense once they get with it.

I want one of these air guitar shirts.

Air Guitar Shirt

Maybe I'll start a political party.

I call it:

THE LAWFUL GOVERNMENT PARTY

Plain and simple: "Follow the fuckin (immutable) rules."

Of course, that would mean getting back into the system. (From which I have deftly --and to great, uproarious fanfare-- wrangled free.)

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