Saturday, August 19, 2006

More retardo-talk

"These young democracies are still fragile, and the forces of terror are seeking to stop liberty's advance and steer newly free nations to the path of radicalism," Bush said in his weekly radio address.

Shut the fuck up, retard.

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A Tearful Plea

Reference Alert

"And as circumstances changed, the organization quickly adapted. By Tuesday, a day after the cease-fire in Lebanon, the ads were rotating with a modified commercial geared toward funding reconstruction: 'As the world chooses sides against Israel, will you stand on the sidelines?' Eckstein asks."

Not me! I'm right there with you!...getting a better look!

[shot of Troglodytes huddling in their shelters, wailing and turning on the waterworks] "Can't you please help us? [sniff] Send whatever you can... No contribution is too small. Everyone hates us. [sob] ...And we don't know why."

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Ex Cathedra Pronouncement No. 63

If the Congress doesn't get its shit together, I _will_ --for posterity-- print a list of everyone who received funds from 9-11 actor Israel --by whatever conduit.

Pssst...

I wonder if Allie knows that most of his people are gunning for his destruction.

Justice Department + Chief Legal Sophist Alberto Gonzalez = shit

And, Allie, you can talk lawful talk all you want. Your sins are manifest and will not be nullified by the use of the word "lawful."

"Lawful" is not an advertising term, you shitstain. It's what provides for a peaceable society --of which you are, quite obviously, an enemy. Who do you really work for? What are your true objectives?

The Eye of Sauron has alighted upon you.

When Israel begins its next...adventure... no one over-fight them. When the world sees Israel attacking those who only defend themselves, Israel will continue its moral death.

Friday, August 18, 2006

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Yeah, not really.

"When Israel is in the existential battle for survival that it now finds itself in, having people argue whether they are the best friend of Israel or the bester friend of Israel really shows the parameters of where the vast majority of public officials are in America today," said one "William Daroff, vice president of public policy at United Jewish Communities and a former Republican activist."

Yeah, not really. It's because 9-11 actor Israel will be erased. And the people in Congress are scared shitless at having received money from that entity.

Israel is a tick. ...And no one wants to be around when it's plucked.

Much worse than crap?

Oh... I wonder by whom...

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I've solved everything.

The problems of this country boil down to one simple thing: Bad philosophy.

guys with guns + bad philosophy = AssBananas

If you've got guys with guns and you've got AssBananas, then obviously you will have to change the philosophy part.

It's that whole, commie talk that these people spout.

The newspapers and magazines and news shows are full of filthy sophists. And they know it, which is what makes them all the more filthy.

This is all so surreal.

I was thinking this earlier:

I find it very fascinating that we have this energy-charged show going on, attended by all the right people...

And on television something completely different is going on, and in my hometown I'm just this weird guy who works at the gas station.

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Postscript 8/19/06, noon

This is so funny:

My neighbor had come over to help me install my new wood stove. I'm on the back porch, screaming at my computer, laughing to myself. Then I saw him seeing me.

That was embarassing.

But you have to understand that you cannot write a spoken-word piece without...actually...speaking it first.

You run the risk of having people see you talk and laugh to yourself.

It's an occupational hazard.

He didn't even go up this time.

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I can tell by the look in his eyes that he doesn't believe this shit anymore either.

I don't need the kind of protection your bosses are offering.

And, oh... You mean the fake transatlantic plot? It's been debunked already, you know.

Where's your zeal now?

Did your performance at this press conference net you a bonus for not shitting yourself?

And by the way, I know that The Marketers of Death cotton to the dictum of "know thy enemy." They read it in a book once, they think. But you can't know me by seizing upon a single word in a review that I once received. It's a shtick, stupid. It's not real. You can't fight something that isn't _real_. Get it? The comedian will always win...

Thinking Big

"Chris, don't you think a bit...big...sometimes?"

Sure. But no one ever got anywhere by thinking small.

Remember the Quick and Dirty Guide to Engineering Reality:

1. Form the positive intention. (Choose an intention that equalizes an energy imbalance in The Field.)

2. Pronounce the new reality.

3. Conduct yourself accordingly.

I added this one recently:

4. Ignore fear. It is a mindspoof.

Prescription for Success

(This is not addressed to the scratch-off lottery ticket set. Debating time for me is over. This is for those who get it.)

Things are coming down to the wire. 9-11 Truth is now mainstream. No one of any discernment believes government lies anymore.

If we operate from the eminently provable assumption that government is infested with 9-11 actors, and if 9-11 Truth is going mainstream, and if that Truth promises the prosecution of 9-11 actors, then we may reasonably conclude that elements in the government will go to any length to prevent their own prosecution. It is a prosecution that one would expect to be capital. What other punishment is appropriate for complicity in 9-11 and in the launching of disastrous wars founded on lies? It just seems reasonable that the 9-11 actors would fear for their very lives.

They will do anything to prevent their arraignment.

I fully expect a total crackdown, total martial law. This is good, you see, because you don't have to have trials and stuff. You just show up in the middle of the night and bundle people off to labor camps. If you don't just shoot him, that is.

This crckdown will be occasioned by the cover story of a major "terror" attack. Their actions have to be reasonable, right? And martial law is a "reasonable" response to protect the "homeland" against "attack," right?

Point is, when you hear that there has been a major "terrorist" attack, suspect that the hammer will fall. And if you have been --or present the capacity to be-- a thorn in the 9-11 actors schemes, that hammer will fall on you. Their thugs will snatch you up.

I will remind you that such an action is not a behavior of lawful government. No standard of civic behavior requires you to obey or countenance unlawful actions. Certainly, snatching people up because they're too close to the truth is not an action of lawful government. You have the consent of the finest legal minds thoughout history when you repulse such an action.

You need to have a plan. One, to avoid being snatched up, and two, for your continued survival in the legal no-mans-land in which we live.

Here are some tips:

1. Empty your safe-deposit box of anything valuable. DHS will not permit access to any safe-deposit boxes without the presence of an agent.

2. Keep all important documents, valuables, some cash, prescriptions, changes of clothes, food, toiletries, and any other necessities of your life in a back-up location. Also a radio and batteries. Not at your place of work. Not at your girlfriend's house. Somewhere that is not easy to associate with you. And remove the battery from your cell phone.

3. Be prepared to never return home. Be at all times ready to stop showing up to work. You have to be mentally and prepared to pick up and go at a moment's notice.

There are plenty others. Just do things that make sense.

So when you turn on the radio at work and you hear that a major "terrorist" event has taken place, know that the shock troops have already been positioned. Shut down the laptop, finish the donut, and leave. Say you're sick. Offer no other explanation. Don't go home. Proceed to your safe location.

If you can avoid the initial snatch-up period of the first few days, you will survive.

Carry a gun. If it is not legal for you to do so, you will have to weigh the relatively minor penalty of this infraction with the threat of being killed by thugs.

The Executive is not on your side. It is infested with people who seek to avoid their punishment. The news media --especially television-- are not on your side. They work for the same people for whom the Executive works. Your neighbors are not on your side. They don't know what's real. They will be very dangerous.

Good luck and godspeed,
Chris

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Your New Name

Oh, George, you're just...like...Mr. AssHead from now on, aren't you?

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More Tony Snow...retardations...!

Tony Snow, I shall not make sport of you right now, but I shall:

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Thursday, August 17, 2006

I get it.

I get it... I get it... We do what we can... And I love you for that.

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Humor 101

And Allie...

When you say, "those who mock the very law they seek the protection of," or whatever... Who's mocking the law here? You are a filthy law monger. You've indecently contorted it to suit your filthy needs.

Not to mention that when I say, "Blackstone BumBumHead, Vattel KookieBrain..." ...that's...what is known...as irony... It's, um, an important element of humor.

Oh, trust me... I'm out to kick your ass. And I will. ...But you're not even getting what jokes there are...

The Inbox just keeps getting bigger.

Allie, what the fuck are you gonna do about _this_?!

Story

Someone's been messing with your handiwork.

When I was in the Navy, I was an electronics technician of sorts, a Cryptologic Technician (Maintenance), Second Class. A CTM2. It was a good place to be. I installed and maintained cryptographic equipment and its related transmitters and receivers. I had an extremely high security clearance. ...Which meant that I rarely had to mop anything...you see...

I scored very highly on the military entrance exam. I went somewhere to take a test to qualify for the nuclear program, which was the most rigorous and prestigious of the "ratings," or job specialties.

I was 19. It was 1986.

I was hammered for the test at 8am and I failed by two points.

That was fine, as I went into a field that was probably way better.

I spent eighteen months in Pensacola attending the various crypto schools. We'd learn how to fix things, and how to handle keying material, how to identify spies and foreign agents, some moral training, The Rights and Responsiblities of a sailor... It was a good education. I did nothing for eight hours a day, six days a week but go to school on base. I loved it.

I'd go to the beach on the weekend with the other guys and we'd get crunk and we'd all pretend we were straight and we'd pick up girls...or something...

There's...at least at that time, anyway...there was a lot of queers in the Navy. Just so you know.

But anyhow, during my stay in Pensacola --I now understand-- I was selected for programming. This process involves methods that are not pleasant.

Over the years after my discharge in 1992, something happened. Something reprogrammed me.

I was to be a programmed killer. But now my target is my monstrous makers.

Death Star

Contrary to the fantasies of the architects of a global hegemon, the State is doomed. Technological and economic considerations make it an anachronism. The future is not a superstate, but no state. And good riddance.

The State is turning this earth into a death star.

DU will be used to salt the earth of any resisting population. The poisonous effects of DU are not only known, but exploited.

Want a future for the world? The State must be smashed. There is no other alternative. Oh, I know... you won't be getting your HappyTimeNicenessPrograms, but hey... you'll avoid destruction of your planet...and lots of EarIntestines.

And by the way, "Gulf War Syndrome" is depleted uranium poisoning. Think it will be local? Nope. DU dust travels around the globe.

If I were tasked with writing a science fiction story, I would posit that your species was being destroyed by some other, off-planet race of beings. "Just get these dipshits to kill themselves off. They're stupid enough to poison their own planet...all in the name of some misguided respect for 'the State.'"

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What's on TV tonight?

Your society is over. You know this, right?

Your species is in a fight for its very life. Your mortal enemy? The State.

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I happened upon the metaphor of earth as death star somewhere on the internet. I don't recall where. Credit goes to whoever first came up with it.

Is your local homicide detective a conspiracy theorist?

You'd better hope so...or you've got a lot of the wrong people in jail.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

9-11 Truthers

9-11 Truthers,

Many already know and live this caution. But I would remind those who may have forgotten:

Ignore the carnival barkers. They will attempt to muddy the waters with lies, in the hope that you will seize upon one of them and discredit yourself.

I have chosen the following linchpin events as proof that something is amiss:

1. WTC building Seven. How did it fall right down?

2. WTC buildings One and Two. How did they fall at near free-fall speed?

Proceed from those two anomalies and you'll unravel the whole lie.

If you are one who is not well versed in the methods of The Perpetrators, you should grab hold of things with caution.

Beware the United States Government. The executive branch is infested with 9-11 actors.

And leave it to me to give The Cucka People hell. I have prosecuted my show in such a way as to be impervious to their charges of being ContraThem. I will exact my revenge on the salesmen of lies. You will watch. That is the relationship here.

You not make good program.

And by the way, I don't much care for the keystroke logger on my computer. I suspect it came from my Yahoo! homepage.

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Allie, stop showboating.

Reference Alert

Allie,

I read your erudite speech before the World Affairs Council. My compliments to your speechwriter... You mean the Commies are investigating me? Well, that would stand to reason...

Make sure you investigate my 4.0 evals from the military. And see if you can find the video of my re-enlistment ceremony, where I pledged to defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic. (And, yeah, that's you, as evidenced by your legal legerdemain.)

And you might want to stop reading my material; yours is starting to borrow too heavily from my style. It doesn't, you know, look good.

You know your peers ridicule you when you leave the room, right? They, too, call you Chief Legal Sophist Alberto Gonzalez.

You don't know the first thing about law. Legal mechanisms, yes. Law, no. This is fitting, considering that you preside over the most lawless Justice Department this country has had the misfortune of knowing.

You are the very antithesis of law. So I wear it as a badge of legitimacy that you have selected me for investigation.

In the end, Allie, it doesn't matter. I am small and powerless and can effect little change, remember?

In the end, I win.

Go ahead, Fuckwad. Make me famous. Help me deliver my payload in time.

I have an incentive to succeed: I burned my ship.

I will show up to work on time.

I'm sick of working at the gas station. Can I please be in a movie now?

I will need a train ticket and a hundred dollars so that I can get a decent haircut.

This is no way to run a campaign, little one.

Story

OK.

The Patriot Act had one function: To turn this country into a police state, which is an efficient system of governance.

The NSA eavesdropping apparatus in no way thwarts "terrorists". Its function was to help its architects know who is saying what about the 9-11 perpetrators.

Mr. Spencer, how much money are you receiving from 9-11 actor Israel?

The Thrifty Nickel needs a new headquarters.

I can't understand why the New York Times is constructing for itself a lavish new headquarters, at a cost of some 800 million dollars.

Selling lies may have been big business over the past five years. But the market has turned on a dime. In order to make the payments on such a monument to oneself, one must sell the truth.

You are hidebound by external interests. It is not possible for you to sell a truthful product.

You are not economically viable...because you are not economically relevant.

However do you expect to remain in business?

You're yesterday's news. ...As usual...

I have a limited amount of time in my day for research. When I read the Times at work, guess which section I turn to first? ...Arts. Fashion.

I read the New York Times so that I can know what people are wearing . now.

... ...

You contribute nothing. You are a malefactor to decency and liberty. And we vomit you out, as a poison.

Energy equalization is nearly done.

After watching and reading the various media over the past few days, it is apparent to me that 9-11 truth has gone mainstream.

Your days are numbered. We're done with your wars. We're done with your lies. We shall have our liberty. And the flag-waving, scratch-off-lottery-ticket set will be convinced that they saved freedom. Whatever. Let the retarded have their fantasy.

The accounting has begun. We'll take a snapshot and know where everyone stands.

Snap.

Here's my line:

"America is safer than it has been, yet it is not yet safe," Bush told reporters at the National Counterterrorism Center just outside Washington. "The enemy has got an advantage when it comes to attacking our homeland: They got to be right one time and we've got to be right 100 percent of the time to protect the American people."

Shut the fuck up, stupid.

Can I see some documentation on that?

I liked that Rushmore movie. I think all movies should have people dancing at the end.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Who wants to come up on stage?

So... In the movie of my life... Who gets to play some roles?...

I'm ready to turn in my medals.

I will tell you, as a veteran, that I am disgusted by what I see the military has become.

It no longer is a guarantor of justice. It is a craven order follower. It has allowed itself to be abused and debased. I'm ill to look at it.

I'm bored with my marketing.

I liked the transtemporal courier thing. And I --albeitly rather clumsily-- became The Supreme Ruler of 3-Space. (But I explained to you that the Zargonians agreed that I would be good at it, so we're good.)

I kind of like this "pissed off, lonely drunk" thing...as long as he retains his good looks and and his chiseled abs and good party banter. So I will keep you posted on my latest marketing.

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This one's falling apart, too.

[Chris raises hand] "Uh, Mr. Chertoff, these liquid bombers _did_ have nefarious plans to blow up transatlantic flights...at least while playing X-Box. What they did _not_ have was plane tickets, bombs, and, in many cases, passports. It would seem that the element of opportunity was lacking. ...And the whole hand lotion thing [rolls eyes in a Donnie Darko fashion] is just...asinine! And this "magical plot to mix common household items" is in perfect keeping with the fact that your bosses couldn't cobble together a plot that involved real explosives. The military has shut them off. What do you say to all that? Huh?"

"Well, Chris, what they were doing...was employing a new...protemporal...weapon!... you see... They are so advanced from that silly, old 20th century stuff that they had the ability to move through time! And present a threat in a protemporal frame while no threat exists in this one! That's...heavy-duty stuff. ...So that's why we need to throw people like you into our CommieCamps. ... Because if we don't, lots of 9-11 perpetrators in government will probably get killed. We can't have that. Next."

Hey, Cucka People!

What's next in your sample case of lies? Space aliens? We must thwart the space aliens in their attempt to modify our DNA? And to do this we must go to war with Iran and Syria?

How about this: What say we just destroy Israel and be done with it?

Good Riddance

Well The Troglodytes have gone home with their tails between their legs.

Like I said: Israel is morally dead. Its political death will come soon enough. Good riddance.

And if George Bush wishes to redeem himself, he'll jettison The Cucka People from his sphere of influence. He can only benefit from ignoring their standard lies.

I suppose the just thing to do at this point is to terminate the foreign aid to this tick and rebuild Lebanon.

Monday, August 14, 2006

They can fuck off.

A couple months ago, my cell phone got shut off again.

I have the money to pay the bill. It's just that I never think of it. ...And I'm saving the metaverse. So some things will have to give...

I'm like, "Fuck it. Fuck the NSA. Fuck the government. Fuck the system." So I refused to pay the bill. And I have not had a phone for two months. Not that I talked to anybody anyhow. I was paying for five hundred minutes a month and using about eight. "I have a phone because I fancy myself a member of society."

I will pay them. I will buy out the contract. ...As soon as I have a break in saving the world. But I'm going to leave the phone shut off. The phone company can go fuck itself for its complicitude in shittiness!

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Yup. I'm sure this actually happened.

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I _will_ write material about Mr. Bush's thoughts on existentialism. I just don't have time right now.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Chaotic Opportunities

Agents of Truth,

I will remind you that if you allow The Perpetrators to prosecute events on their schedule, you will lose. You must reshake the "kaleidoscope" by inputting energy. You must shake things up. If you do this, they can't calculate for their war game. But if the pieces get settled, that's it.

You must always keep The Perpetrators on the defensive. Or you will lose.

Now is no time for timidity.

You need to get spanked.

"What helped the British in this case is the ability to be nimble, to be fast, to be flexible, to operate based on fast-moving information," he said. "We have to make sure our legal system allows us to do that. It's not like the 20th century, where you had time to get warrants."

Mr. Chertoff, this is not relevant considering that 9-11 was an inside job. Are you...are you in on it? Why else would you need to get rid of people without some due, public process? Are you...up to no good?

It's not like in that silly, old 20th Century where the Communists and Nazis used exactly such methods... Mr. Chertoff, are you...are you a Communist?... Or a Nazi?... Oh, silly me... they were just fronts for businesssmen, anyhow. ...So if they're businessmen, and if the prize is the world, then wouldn't they hire the best marketing people? If they chose you, their campaign is doomed to the remainder bin. ...As so much of it already has during the last five years... What other bright ideas do you have?

"Chertoff made the comments on 'Fox News Sunday' and ABC's 'This Week.'" Well, I guess we know what not to watch. Not that we did, anyway, for exactly this reason.

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And yeah: I'm officially ContraYou. [wag of finger]

Market Research

It was instructive to watch the audience reaction to the Jon Stewart bit about the "opportunity" of the Middle East and...9-11 --The piece called, "Forced Perspective".

The audience was down with the 9-11 stuff. They've known that for some time. They just needed someone to tell them they weren't crazy.

I don't know what the fancy comedy word for it is in your little world of Schadenfreude Land, but I'd say this is a fuckin motherlode of material.

[chris scribbles in notebook] "No more dating jokes. Hoveround and 9-11 jokes _only_ from now on."

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The comedian is both the illusionist...and the destroyer of illusion...

I hate your...ass...face...anyhow!"

Even though I still intend to destroy the New York Times, one, out of boredom, and, two, because they've been bad, I still must come to their defense.

While it is true that the New York Times sat on that eavesdropping story for a year, thus writing the joke that the New York Times is all the news that's fit to print...a year later...there's probably more here.

-If criminal elements of the government were in on 9-11, and
-If criminal elements of the government were eavesdropping, and
-Assuming that those criminal elements might be interested in knowing who might drop the dime on them, then
-One may reasonably conclude that those criminal elements had been illegally wiretapping various media outlets and journalists, including the New York Times.

In my notebook I would erase the question mark and instead draw a star next to this thesis:

"Was the New York Times 'leaned on' by criminal elements in the government to remain silent until after the election?" To be fair, I will point out that you can't conclude this without being satisfied in your belief of domestic complicity in 9-11. I am.

And whyever criminal elements would want George Bush and Dick Cheney to remain in office, I just can't understand...

And what well-heeled backers of a politician would ever tolerate the influences of criminal elements on "their" man...unless...they, themselves, were the criminal elements...

So who chiefly financed their elections? ...There you'll find the criminal elements behind the wiretapping and 9-11... Oh my... I just can't stop pouring gas on this, can I?

And whyever would Chief Legal Sophist Alberto Gonzalez concoct ever more fantastical legal theories to make the activities of these criminal elements...acceptable and mainstream? Allie? Are you these criminal elements'...concilieri? Oh, wait; logically, you can't be... ...They pick smart ones for that. Whew! You're safe.

So let's cut the New York Times some slack. ...Until I rip them a new one.