If you are new to the show I will remind you that your opinion is not at all relevant.
My every utterance has one objective: The total dismantling of your minds.
Don't you ever come to believe that you know what's real. I will inform you of what is real at my pleasure and convenience.
When I'm done, you'll thank me for it. But until that time, you would be well served by shutting your face. ...It's embarassing to watch you make noises with your mouth holes.
Saturday, July 29, 2006
Friday, July 28, 2006
Pulling a Tawana Brawley
I find this suspicious:
"SEATTLE (Reuters) - A woman was killed and five other women were wounded on Friday when a gunman opened fire at a Jewish organization in downtown Seattle that last weekend organized a rally in support of Israel." Story
According to Jewish Federation of Greater Seattle Vice President Amy Wasser-Simpson, the man "got through" security and dispassionately announced that "I'm a Muslim American; I'm angry at Israel." He then started shooting.
Let's recap...
1. Rupert Murdoch and Bill Kristol have informed us that the Jews are now known as The Cucka People, because Fox=Jew=Cucka=Lie. The transition from Jew to Cucka happened when The Foxman News Channel opened a studio in The Cucka House.
2. Israel's support is fast approaching zero, as it has proven itself a bunch of savage troglodytes.
3. The rock has been lifted on 9-11 and Israel has been implicated. As a result, Israel will be erased. That much is beyond question. What remains to be seen is whether The Cucka People will inadvisedly continue to identify with this doomed abomination.*
"We need a fast pathos infusion into this show! Let's kill some poor, downtrodden Jews!"
Let's translate this story:
"A Cucka Person said that a Muslim said, 'I'm a Muslim American; I'm angry at Israel.'" Or, by equivalency, "A Lie Person said that a Muslim said, 'I'm a Muslim American; I'm angry at Israel.'"
Who says such a thing? It's very convenient that he stated all those facts for us.
The architects of Israel were happy to kill six million Jews in order to establish the pathos for the erection of Israel; they'll be happy to kill another few to punch up the sales pitch.
Beware false flag operations...as this very well may turn out to be.
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*Not to mention that the Citizens' Lawful Government Tribunals will take a special interest in those members of government who have allied themselves with this entity. It won't...look good...to be financed by this 9-11 actor.
"SEATTLE (Reuters) - A woman was killed and five other women were wounded on Friday when a gunman opened fire at a Jewish organization in downtown Seattle that last weekend organized a rally in support of Israel." Story
According to Jewish Federation of Greater Seattle Vice President Amy Wasser-Simpson, the man "got through" security and dispassionately announced that "I'm a Muslim American; I'm angry at Israel." He then started shooting.
Let's recap...
1. Rupert Murdoch and Bill Kristol have informed us that the Jews are now known as The Cucka People, because Fox=Jew=Cucka=Lie. The transition from Jew to Cucka happened when The Foxman News Channel opened a studio in The Cucka House.
2. Israel's support is fast approaching zero, as it has proven itself a bunch of savage troglodytes.
3. The rock has been lifted on 9-11 and Israel has been implicated. As a result, Israel will be erased. That much is beyond question. What remains to be seen is whether The Cucka People will inadvisedly continue to identify with this doomed abomination.*
"We need a fast pathos infusion into this show! Let's kill some poor, downtrodden Jews!"
Let's translate this story:
"A Cucka Person said that a Muslim said, 'I'm a Muslim American; I'm angry at Israel.'" Or, by equivalency, "A Lie Person said that a Muslim said, 'I'm a Muslim American; I'm angry at Israel.'"
Who says such a thing? It's very convenient that he stated all those facts for us.
The architects of Israel were happy to kill six million Jews in order to establish the pathos for the erection of Israel; they'll be happy to kill another few to punch up the sales pitch.
Beware false flag operations...as this very well may turn out to be.
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*Not to mention that the Citizens' Lawful Government Tribunals will take a special interest in those members of government who have allied themselves with this entity. It won't...look good...to be financed by this 9-11 actor.
The AssBanana People go cucka now.
The Newtonian Physics Weirdo Brigade* will be appearing on C-SPAN 1 "...at 8PM EST (7PM CST) on Saturday, July 29th and then air again for the West Coast at 11pm EST (10pm CST)." They'll be talking about the 9-11 inside job. Story
Here you can see all those kookie physicists and engineers and whoever else who just completely does not get Newtonian Physics.
Or you can go back to the "blowhard establishment press." Your choice. As you were.
The space aliens are coming down. You know what that means...
And you, dear reader, are you on the right side of history? Might want to bone up on chaos theory...
(And by the way... Should there miraculously happen to be a "terrorist" event sometime soon, you'll know who to take into custody for the space aliens. ...And you'll know whose edicts you may lawfully ignore and repulse...)
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*I don't mean to imply that this body of experts in any way approves of me or my snarkiness or that I had anything to do with this event.
Here you can see all those kookie physicists and engineers and whoever else who just completely does not get Newtonian Physics.
Or you can go back to the "blowhard establishment press." Your choice. As you were.
The space aliens are coming down. You know what that means...
And you, dear reader, are you on the right side of history? Might want to bone up on chaos theory...
(And by the way... Should there miraculously happen to be a "terrorist" event sometime soon, you'll know who to take into custody for the space aliens. ...And you'll know whose edicts you may lawfully ignore and repulse...)
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*I don't mean to imply that this body of experts in any way approves of me or my snarkiness or that I had anything to do with this event.
You're so silly to worry about that.
So Chief Legal Sophist Alberto Gonzalez has been discreetly inquiring of Republican lawmakers whether they might see fit to, you know, modifying the War Crimes Act of 1996. Maybe he's afraid he'll be prosecuted.
Allie, you big silly, no need to worry about the now defunct United States. That's just running on the fumes of everyone's memory of lawful government.
It's the Citizens' Lawful Government Tribunals you should be concerned about. And we're not interested in whatever do you think.
Allie, you big silly, no need to worry about the now defunct United States. That's just running on the fumes of everyone's memory of lawful government.
It's the Citizens' Lawful Government Tribunals you should be concerned about. And we're not interested in whatever do you think.
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Oh, yeah.
By the way, there may be a continuity issue here, so I'll just let everyone know that the Zargonians thought I was doing a great job as transtemporal courier so they decided to let me stay on as Supreme Ruler of 3-Space. Hope that clears everything up.
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
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Scanner Darkly Preview
It appears that the people behind "A Scanner Darkly" have licensed for display the first twenty-four minutes of the film. You can see it here:
Scanner Darkly Stuff
I can't wait for this film to make its way into the northern New England area.
I find Robert Downey Jr's performance deliciously funny. "This is a...boy's...bike. It can't possibly be hers."
Scanner Darkly Stuff
I can't wait for this film to make its way into the northern New England area.
I find Robert Downey Jr's performance deliciously funny. "This is a...boy's...bike. It can't possibly be hers."
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
I knew that guy was funny.
I have to share with you an interesting thing about joke development:
You may have a germ of something, some sort of protojoke that you want to try out. And then over a few days, it develops into something else.
One of my all-time favorite jokes is the simple title of "Supreme Leader of Cucka Land." And what makes it funnier is that Bill Kristol essentially wrote that joke. He uttered the words "Supreme Leader," which was just so patently asinine and cockamamie and every other conceivable notion of just complete ass...face...shit...thought... that the joke wrote itself. It just popped into existence in my brain as the elixir of life, the antidote.
It's like the most objectionable things just write their own jokes. I deliver the material I do . not because I'm "edgy," but because I'm lazy.
So thanks, Bill. You have seen to it that that dumbass will now be known forever and ever amen as The Supreme Leader of Cucka Land. Want to write any other jokes?
You may have a germ of something, some sort of protojoke that you want to try out. And then over a few days, it develops into something else.
One of my all-time favorite jokes is the simple title of "Supreme Leader of Cucka Land." And what makes it funnier is that Bill Kristol essentially wrote that joke. He uttered the words "Supreme Leader," which was just so patently asinine and cockamamie and every other conceivable notion of just complete ass...face...shit...thought... that the joke wrote itself. It just popped into existence in my brain as the elixir of life, the antidote.
It's like the most objectionable things just write their own jokes. I deliver the material I do . not because I'm "edgy," but because I'm lazy.
So thanks, Bill. You have seen to it that that dumbass will now be known forever and ever amen as The Supreme Leader of Cucka Land. Want to write any other jokes?
My Audience
By the way:
I want you each to know that I believe that I have the finest audience anywhere. It's not large, but everyone who is anyone is here. You may be a friend or you may be an enemy. But for this very brief slice of time it doesn't matter.
Thanks for coming.
I want you each to know that I believe that I have the finest audience anywhere. It's not large, but everyone who is anyone is here. You may be a friend or you may be an enemy. But for this very brief slice of time it doesn't matter.
Thanks for coming.
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Monday, July 24, 2006
I want to barf and shit.
Israel is a fucking mutant country and should be destroyed immediately. It is an affront to the very conception of decency.
So now we know what the CuckaPeople are about: Burning children with phosphorus.
"Look at our suffering! Bang the drum slowly! We're the CuckaPeople!"
Oy vey must mean "Put more cucka on me. Me pretty now."
So now we know what the CuckaPeople are about: Burning children with phosphorus.
"Look at our suffering! Bang the drum slowly! We're the CuckaPeople!"
Oy vey must mean "Put more cucka on me. Me pretty now."
Transmission
Thinking a bad thing is almost as bad as doing it, because the "informational certitude" of a thought is very close to that of 3-space reality.
That's why you shouldn't think hateful thoughts. It's just one step away from the practice of evil.
So to stop evil, you must think the opposite: You must love.
In short, you must treat one as you would have yourself treated.
Despite whatever the bureaucratic rules may be, the only rule you need to follow when smashing the system is this: Would I have this that I would visit... visited upon me?
If there is to be hating done around here, I will do it. I know what I'm doing...
That's why you shouldn't think hateful thoughts. It's just one step away from the practice of evil.
So to stop evil, you must think the opposite: You must love.
In short, you must treat one as you would have yourself treated.
Despite whatever the bureaucratic rules may be, the only rule you need to follow when smashing the system is this: Would I have this that I would visit... visited upon me?
If there is to be hating done around here, I will do it. I know what I'm doing...
George and the Nukes
I have considered that.
I thought that the more I ridiculed the Supreme Leader of Cucka Land's impotence, the more he might try to demonstrate destructive power.
He is not permitted any say in anything of significance. His bosses won't allow it.
You don't leave a retard in charge of the store; he'd just get boogers all over everything.
I thought that the more I ridiculed the Supreme Leader of Cucka Land's impotence, the more he might try to demonstrate destructive power.
He is not permitted any say in anything of significance. His bosses won't allow it.
You don't leave a retard in charge of the store; he'd just get boogers all over everything.
Unadorned Punch in the Face No. 38
The one thing Jews wish they could buy but can't?
Being white.
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If you're going to sell a racist ideology to the lesser brethren, the least you can do is think it all the way through. Whoopsie Daisy... Wrong marketing.
Being white.
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If you're going to sell a racist ideology to the lesser brethren, the least you can do is think it all the way through. Whoopsie Daisy... Wrong marketing.
Sunday, July 23, 2006
Silly little fairy...
And I thought I was... you know, the... the faggot around here...
Present your pussies to me so that I might fuck you...and show you who your alpha male is.
If nothing else, you'll make an entertaining place to dump my load.
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Yeah, it was time to play this card...
Present your pussies to me so that I might fuck you...and show you who your alpha male is.
If nothing else, you'll make an entertaining place to dump my load.
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Yeah, it was time to play this card...
You stoners should buy more Hoverounds.
So Bill O'Reilly thinks Jon Stewart's audience is a bunch of stoners...
Fine.
At least we can bathe ourselves.
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Reference alert:
Bill O'Reilly called Jon Stewart's audience a bunch of "stoned slackers."
OK.
Bill O'Reilly's audience has each fallen for the Nigerian Scam.
We should all drool into our bibs while waving our tattered flags and pooping.
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And I should point out that I don't really disrespect older folks. I quite prize them. But I do enjoy ridiculing their follies.
Fine.
At least we can bathe ourselves.
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Reference alert:
Bill O'Reilly called Jon Stewart's audience a bunch of "stoned slackers."
OK.
Bill O'Reilly's audience has each fallen for the Nigerian Scam.
We should all drool into our bibs while waving our tattered flags and pooping.
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And I should point out that I don't really disrespect older folks. I quite prize them. But I do enjoy ridiculing their follies.
I am working on some funny and/or insightful stuff.
I have more Ridiculon 5000 stuff coming, starring --surprise, surprise-- the Jews, and I'd like to flesh out my RidicuLexicon.
And I shall attempt to see whatever those Zargonians think...
And I shall attempt to see whatever those Zargonians think...
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