Saturday, November 04, 2006

American Christian churches are morally bankrupt, intellectually misguided, and spiritually rudderless.

They will be swept away. Good riddance.

More Moral Rot in Your Hallowed Institutions.

"An Ivy League business school professor is in federal custody for allegedly having videos of himself engaging in sexual acts with children, ABC News has learned."

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This article is worth reading.

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William F. Buckley, Jr is neither intelligent nor eloquent.

That's just the product he's selling.

[loud, strained whisper] He works for the CIA.

A miracle happened here! Our homeland was exposed as a Frankenstein's Monster!

"The Israeli army was accused of opening fire on crowds of unarmed, veiled women in Gaza yesterday, leaving two dead and a dozen injured."

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Yay, Israel!

No. Trust me; it was the failed vision of these Trotskyite Jews.

"As Iraq slips further into chaos, the war's neoconservative boosters have turned sharply on the Bush administration, charging that their grand designs have been undermined by White House incompetence. In a series of exclusive interviews, Richard Perle, Kenneth Adelman, David Frum, and others play the blame game with shocking frankness. Target No. 1: the president himself."

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Badly played, I'll say. The execution was faithful to the flawed vision.

""I underestimated the depravity," Perle says now, adding that total defeat—an American withdrawal that leaves Iraq as an anarchic "failed state"—is not yet inevitable but is becoming more likely. "And then," says Perle, "you'll get all the mayhem that the world is capable of creating.""

Yeah, like the erasing of your energy outpost.

""And if he, too, had his time over, Adelman says, "I would write an article that would be skeptical over whether there would be a performance that would be good enough to implement our policy. The policy can be absolutely right, and noble, beneficial, but if you can't execute it, it's useless, just useless."

It wasn't right, noble, or beneficial. It was typical Jew shiny-penny talk.

""Richard Perle: "Huge mistakes were made, and I want to be very clear on this: They were not made by neoconservatives, who had almost no voice in what happened, and certainly almost no voice in what happened after the downfall of the regime in Baghdad. I'm getting damn tired of being described as an architect of the war. I was in favor of bringing down Saddam. Nobody said, 'Go design the campaign to do that.' I had no responsibility for that.""

As an architect of this mess, you will receive the world's punishment.

"Eliot Cohen: ...The best news is that the United States remains a healthy, vibrant, vigorous society."

This society has been destroyed. It's bankrupted, both monetarily and morally. You have erected a police state. The United States is now a failed war-making society and will be dismantled by the world. Thanks to you. You will be punished.

These Jews were the sophistic architects of this mess. They will be punished.

Make no mistake: Bad philosophy yields bad results.

The true targets of the world's rage are these sophists.

[loud, strained whisper] This means he is no longer is control of the military.

"Just days after President Bush publicly affirmed Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld's job security through the end of his term, a family of publications catering to the military will publish an editorial calling for the defense secretary's removal."

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And before you write your column...

You do realize that debating _whether_ 9-11 was an inside job, is no longer...au courant...

Friday, November 03, 2006

Why is everyone a comedian now?

That Ann Coulter, the one who has (had) a job because her bosses knew that dirty-footed men would want to put their cum in her, claimed the defense --or was afforded the defense-- of comedic hyperbole. She's not funny. She's no comedian. Or...comedienne...as Mike Douglas may have introduced her...

That Macacawitz, up on stage, making like he's just killing, busting a gut over his own Macaca joke. Har dee har har. Joke's on you.

Everyone in the Bush Administration is just such the comedian. And they all laugh at their own non-funny jokes, providing the laugh track.

And now Kerry claims to have botched a "joke." (I'm still not sure what's going on here.)

Dammit all, if you people want to claim to be a comedian, you go get up on stage --in front of a bunch of pissed off people who want nothing more than to hate you. Figure it out as you go. Try baking a cake when you don't even know what a cake is.

If you come out of that being funny, alive, and with your self-esteem intact, then you get to call yourself a comedian.

What you're doing is not comedy. And I will not allow you to debase this profession. ...Any more than it can be, that is...

United States

You should regard the "United States" not as some happy land, Lee Greenwood, paragon of somethingness.

It is a collection of legal mechanisms. Nothing else.

You owe it no allegiance other than what it deserves.

And it has no moral claim to any.

And a moral claim to observance is the basis of all law.

Which is something many of you well-heeled types have forgotten.

And to the states and localities...

I will point out that when the "Feds" claim the power to militarize the streets without state or local interference, they mean to say that any such state or local effort to repulse such a force will not find favor within the federal legal system.

Everyone knows the federal legal system is obscenely deranged. So one's "crime" --whatever it may be-- cannot be a damning indictment.

In an age of information, all trials are public trials. Remember that. In the court of public opinion, the charge would never stick. Because everyone hates the Feds. And everyone knows the legal system is murderously deranged.

It's easy to beat that rap: You're defending your citizens from a hijacked executive. You're actually doing the Feds a favor...you see...you are alerting them to the fact that their legal system has been hijacked. You're the good guy.

(And I will remind you that since the organized militia's original purpose was to aid the United States as well as to protect from its derangements, the Feds have no claim to its sole exercise.)

I will be making some changes at Comedy Central.

As the Chief Executive Officer of CKPI Industries LLC, I have enfolded Comedy Central into my empire.

I get all that good programming. And Viacom gets nothing.

To the myopic, distinctly unfunny suit who declined to deliver a television show to me --probably because I make disparaging comments about Jews (in addition to reminding them of their status as Beings of Light, might I add)-- to that person let it be known that you are to vacate my office immediately. If this was a concensus decision --all the rage in today's "Not Me!" atmosphere of responsibility-- then you are all fired. I just get a bigger office, is all.

I hereby consent to employees uttering --upon passing any affected offices-- "Sheesh! I don't know why this guy is still in Chris' office. Doesn't he get it? Chris wins."

It's actually OK with me if we leave the clips off You Tube LLC, the wholly owned subsidiary of CIA Search Engine, Google, LLC.

More later.

CKPI

Bring it on.

"The Bush Junta has quietly "tooled up" to utilize the U.S. military in engaging American dissidents after the next big crisis, with a frightening and overlooked piece of legislation that was passed alongside the Military Commissions Act, which greases the skids for armed confrontation and abolishes posse comitatus."

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Bring it on. We've got justice on our side. ...And an army of some one hundred million...

That's a lot.

I'm getting tired of the whole exposing hypocrisy thing. Can I do some shit jokes now?

"In an interview with MSNBC, influential US evangelist Reverend Ted Haggard has admitted to purchasing illegal drugs from a male prostitute, but denied using them."

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Yup. I'm going to place myself in legal jeopardy by buying illegal drugs and then not bother using them.

"Haggard also admitted to leaving voice mail messages for prostitute Michael Jones and receiving a massage from his accuser. He contended that he first met the man through a hotel referral for a masseuse."

OK... This type of "masseuse" does not get referrals from hotel concierges. In the gay world, "masseuses" advertise in alt-weeklies and gay newspapers. It is kind of...understood...that there will be jerking off or some pole smoking or even worse after the "massage." And I'm guessing that the...Reverend...Haggard sought out a male prostitute as opposed to a more respectable female prostitute because the male one had...the equipment...he wanted. Get it?

I'm getting sick of this. Why can't everyone just be a proud fag-ridiculing, nigger-hating anti-semite? It's a very no-bullshit existence, you know. And everyone's better for it...

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This is how you sell things to customers.

You take your product --the one that has already been fabricated, the one you already have sitting on the shelf, needing selling-- and you package it according to the likely needs and desires of your target market.

The salesman asks himself this question: "Need an energy outpost?" Yes.

"What are its characteristics? What are the characteristics of the product?" It must be located in the center of a global power locus.

"How does one --at the force of arms-- create such an outpost?" Make it seem desirable... To the Arabs? No... They already own the energy... Who else could we sell it to? The Jews?

"But how? And why?" These Holy books of theirs --the ones we laugh at-- mention something about a homeland... What if we position this as their homeland? That may work... They've been pissed on for so long that they'll love the idea...

"Yes. It's the homeland. But how do we sell it to the world? The establishment of the homeland might seem a bit out of the blue... In a show, there must always be a reason for everything...

"How do we generate the support for such a thing?" We'll employ the theatric device known as pathos. Properly and not hamhandedly done, pathos will let the director get away with _anything_...

"But how to generate the pathos?" Here's one sure-fire way...

Kill a lot of them.

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I know more about the history of your "homeland" than you do --the important stuff, anyway. That's because I have viewed it impassively, as the student of geopolitics would. No religious fervor, no tears streaming down my face, but a cigarette in one hand and flipping the pages of a book with the other.

If you care to study the matter, you will find that The Hitler was financed by moneychangers. You know, the people to whom an additional shiny penny warrants killing your brothers.

You will find chicanery in the declined offers to provide safe passage of Jews from eastern Europe during that dark reign. The offers were declined, well, for obvious reasons...

The architects and beneficiaries of Israel are not Jewish. And they needed your brothers dead for...structural...purposes.

Your brothers died not so that you could have a homeland, but so that the product could be positioned as your homeland.

Simple geopolitics. Simple theater.

.

Nice product you got there... 9-11 actor and all... And your people are right back where you started... But now there's a new generation to hate Israel and, by extension, you.

Your purchase got you nothing and will likely cost you much.

Your brothers died so that someone could make more money.

At no time was the homeland part ever relevant.

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These things happen to the best of us...

I am a confessed weirdo.

Anyday, 2003:

Chris: "You know... Electronic voting machines are not a bright idea. I know something about computers. Someone could easily change the tally and you would never know."

Other Person: "Why so much kookie talk all the time? You're such a weirdo who probably believes in other outlandish stuff like that someone might want to rule the world or something. What planet are you from? We should lock you up."

Why bother?

Assuming that your vote is even counted,

1. Corporate attorneys write the legislation that gets voted on sight unseen.

2. Intelligence agencies maintain dossiers on legislators, and use that information to blackmail them.

3. Intelligence agencies eliminate uncooperative legislators, such as Wellstone.

4. There has been an unseemly melding of the legal mechanisms of United States Government LLC with the legal mechanisms of other corporations. That is, officials act sometimes in their capacity as representatives of United States Government LLC and sometimes as representatives of other corporations. And to the people, all these actions appear to be the actions of the United States.

The entire system is a fraud.

I do not necessarily advocate dropping out of the system, but I will point out that voting registers only one thing: your faith in --and desire to participate in-- this fraud, the fruits of which are barbarity and human misery. Nothing else.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

C'mon, everyone! Let's vote!

"It seems there's a little yellow button on the back of every touch-screen computer made by Sequoia Voting Systems, that allows any voter, or poll worker, or precinct inspector to set the system into 'Manual Mode' allowing them to cast as many votes as they want."

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Hi. Welcome to your no-man's-land.

We now have rank-and-file government employees who are openly ignoring instructions of the Bush Administration.

Attorneys have advised government employees that to carry out Bush Administration policy makes them complicit with War Criminals, and places them in legal jeopardy.

They're following the S.O.P.: "What to do in case senior officials are revealed as War Criminals."

These employees cannot be terminated for their refusal to execute these orders. Their jobs are safe.

The Bush administration of United States Government LLC is in complete meltdown.

I liken what has happened there with the group of fratboys who --in a carnally frenzied moment-- gang-rape a retarded girl. They are swept up in the insulated world of cock/cunt reality.

And after everyone has gotten off, and the sun comes up, they realize that what they've done is not so cool after all.

The morning sun presages the Reckoning they will face.

Theirs is an offense that is cleansed only with blood.

"Me want war! Me want war!"

"Kill YuckyMen! Kill DNA-Threat! Me want war! Me want [ProductName]! ...Dollar scratch! Now! Me want big win shiny ticket! ... ...Packa Hi-Vals..."

You will want to have cash.

And then something better, for after a few months later.

It is happening again.

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I win because my show has saturated The Field's stage.

You don't get this part yet, do you?

I bet you she was offed.

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You can't have someone around who thinks it's sick. ...And who might say something about it.

The cat came running at the sound of the refrigerator door opening and a ziplock bag unzipping.

"No, it's not food," I lamented. "It's weed!"

The nexus between John Kerry and the Republicans

is Skull and Bones.

They have oaths to each other that they regard as superior to those they have with you.

They go to the same clubs...

Yeah. He's in on it, too.

Video

One-two layup.

I think we will see enormous changes in the value of the dollar after the election.

The world is waging war on United States Government, LLC.

Guess who's losing...

It's all unraveling, isn't it?

I find it odd

that Paypal's offices were bombed. ...Considering that they are a parallel alternative to the US dollar...

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Since Kerry works for _them_...

I would advance the notion that he lobbed that one as his part of a one-two layup.

Google is officially shit.

Google +
CIA
--------
Ciao...gle.

Get it? If you combine the CIA with Google you get Ciaogle. I don't speak Italian, but I think it means goodbye or something where they're going away, or they've been around too long and you want them gone.

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Yeah. Google spent all that money for a domain name. Because they have no assets other than what those fickle, weirdo kids give them.

And Google officially is shit. Only retards use it who don't know that Google is now "CIA Search Engine, Google, LLC."

And watch them take my blog down before I switch to ckpi.squarespace.com (if they work out.)

Link

This is completely in keeping with what I have long suspected about Google.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

I find it interesting that "This video is no longer available."

Video

More Borat

"BERLIN (Reuters) - Kazakhstan will probably not show a British comedian's film poking fun at the former Soviet republic, the country's foreign minister said, adding that he did not find it funny."

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This foreign minister needs a lesson in working the infosphere. The first and last statement on the matter should have been, "Well, we're certainly taken aback by the characterization of our noble country of Kazakhstan, but we thought, 'Well, maybe we're just not getting the joke.' So... Borat's Borat! Ha ha ha! [audience titters and chucks in a 'we don't know what you're talking about, but maybe we're supposed to laugh now' sort of way.]

End of topic.

Me want M3 numbers.

Me not want dollar exposure. Buy more gold, silver, hatpins, anything.

Complete restructuring of American society planned by calculated destruction of economy.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Chaos is yum yum.

Thing

I want Jesus, too, son.

Story

Just how dangerous is a kid with a Bible, yelling that he wants Jesus?

Someone could have put an arm around him.

No. Shoot him with your weirdo-be-gone machine.

That's the state.

You can talk about those weirdo 9-11 truth guys all you want.

They're such kookie heads. They just want to know where the extra energy came from to drop those buildings. Physicists and stuff have a problem with the figures.

If you can answer that, then we'll go home and beam our paranoid delusions into the star system of our choice. While the zombies of the world vote and get microchips in their heads.

But unless you can answer that one question, then an entertaining, well written column is a waste of ink.

Viacom's just mad

that Comedy Central is now a wholly owned subsidiary of CKPI Industries LLC.

And by the way, no one conferred with me on this matter.

"Barton Tells Unmotivated Voters They'll Answer to God"

"I certainly wouldn’t want to try to explain that one to my friends or family (or especially to the Lord!)."

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I can't actually know if this is true, or even who Barton is, but I'll talk about it anyway because it seems like their M.O.

Um, I hate to break it to you, but the "Lord" has targeted you for destruction.

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Jokes kill forever.

While being on the tip of the spear may be a bracingly dangerous place, it also affords one the luxury of first enjoyment of victory.

This is going to be a disaster of cosmic proportions.

The Disinfo people are now distributing the Alex Jones TerrorStorm video in the major, major retailers.

TerrorStorm is a slickly produced, destructive atomic supernova of a documentary.

I have the ability to visualize the propagation of information, that is, the propagation of energy. I can tell when a thing will cascade. This is one of those things.

Monday, October 30, 2006

No one cares.

If you have a MySpace page or any of those other social networking pages, do not ever, ever play music on it. Your taste in music sucks and no one wants to hear it. There is nothing worse than having one's pleasant viewing experience ruined by having some garbage step on music that you are already listening to.

Jeff Buckley + Beyonce's "Lost Yo Mind" = Cacophony of Shit

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"Daily Circulation Falls at U.S. Papers"

Good.

Maybe you should rent time on your moveable-type printing presses to print take-out menus or something useful.

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The world will be better off when the lights are turned out for the last time.

I like your stapler.

This won't help you.

Story

Google pretends to deliver information.

"But Google will declare itself unrepentant over the controversial decision to censor its search engine at the behest of Beijing. At the first Internet Governance Forum in Athens, starting tomorrow, the firm will insist its presence in China does more good than harm by getting more information to more people."

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They actually do more harm than good, because providing incorrect information is worse than providing no information at all.

There's something wrong with Google. They're in bed with somebody.

I no longer use Google as a search engine. And I will try to find another blog system, since Blogger is owned by Google.

This is very funny.

Video

I understand the medium of television and what it will allow.

And I love you all for whatever you can do.

"Do you know what...Ansar Al-Aslam is?" [or whatever]

"No you don't, do you? That's because it's our special thing...that no one knows about. So, obviously, duh, you don't know what you're talking about. ...With that geopolitics and whatnot clash of enormous powers in the time domain. Ahem."

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The man is a sophist.

He is no match for a philosopher.

I think it will be pretty white hot when 9-11 actor Israel is erased.

How's that?

I have added this to my list of cities that I have fucked up.

Tel Aviv.

Dennis Miller is neither intelligent nor funny.

That's just the product he's selling.

"Do you want us to win in Iraq"

is a scientifically devised question. A linguist came up with this.

If you operate within their paradigm, you lose.

You must smash the paradigm.

9-11 was a lie.

That is a smashing of the paradigm.

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Sunday, October 29, 2006

Smooth move, Ex-Lax.

I will point out the delicious irony that the feared Global Jewish Pogrom was sparked by 9-11 actor Israel.

Do you people fully comprehend what you face?

"Voting machines secretly controlled by nefarious people who we don't like anyway."

"Federal officials are investigating whether Smartmatic, owner of Oakland, Calif.-based Sequoia Voting Systems, is secretly controlled by Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez, according to two people familiar with the probe."

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Will you please give me a break?

I would be more concerned about the demonstrable hackability of the Diebold machines.

I'm sorry.

But you've been drafted.