Saturday, August 19, 2006

A Tearful Plea

Reference Alert

"And as circumstances changed, the organization quickly adapted. By Tuesday, a day after the cease-fire in Lebanon, the ads were rotating with a modified commercial geared toward funding reconstruction: 'As the world chooses sides against Israel, will you stand on the sidelines?' Eckstein asks."

Not me! I'm right there with you!...getting a better look!

[shot of Troglodytes huddling in their shelters, wailing and turning on the waterworks] "Can't you please help us? [sniff] Send whatever you can... No contribution is too small. Everyone hates us. [sob] ...And we don't know why."