Sunday, August 13, 2006

You need to get spanked.

"What helped the British in this case is the ability to be nimble, to be fast, to be flexible, to operate based on fast-moving information," he said. "We have to make sure our legal system allows us to do that. It's not like the 20th century, where you had time to get warrants."

Mr. Chertoff, this is not relevant considering that 9-11 was an inside job. Are you...are you in on it? Why else would you need to get rid of people without some due, public process? Are you...up to no good?

It's not like in that silly, old 20th Century where the Communists and Nazis used exactly such methods... Mr. Chertoff, are you...are you a Communist?... Or a Nazi?... Oh, silly me... they were just fronts for businesssmen, anyhow. ...So if they're businessmen, and if the prize is the world, then wouldn't they hire the best marketing people? If they chose you, their campaign is doomed to the remainder bin. ...As so much of it already has during the last five years... What other bright ideas do you have?

"Chertoff made the comments on 'Fox News Sunday' and ABC's 'This Week.'" Well, I guess we know what not to watch. Not that we did, anyway, for exactly this reason.

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And yeah: I'm officially ContraYou. [wag of finger]