I did it all. Yup, I caused it. I flew the planes into the world trade center. I launched a ghastly war. I shredded the Constitution. I conjured EarIntestines galore. It was...allllll...my fault!
Now I'm a mean man for pointing it all out. ...With all the rage you had carefully cultivated. But now it's properly targeted. And that's my fault, right?
