Monday, November 13, 2006

Let me describe the political landscape for you.

1. The United States has lost nearly all its ability to project power. It is financially bankrupt and has zero moral standing in the world, especially considering that the Democrats are now sucking off the same people the Republicans were. Nothing has changed. That honeymoon was short. They'll be around for a short two years. Democrats are more inherently offensive than even Republicans; they'll have every eight-year-old trying on condoms in school and learning how to be gayly married.

2. The client states of Egypt, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and UAE will be swept away, as well they should be. Those political entities exist so that someone can make more money.

3. 9-11 actor Israel will be erased. The Jews will quit that territory or they will be used as spaceship fuel. And the world has a right to witness that delicious spectacle. As a matter of fact, I would feel cheated if the ovens were denied the sweet, sweet taste of 9-11 actor flesh. And maybe they'll put on a rousing performance and give us some tears.

This is the post-tsunami reality. Please accomodate yourselves to it. The laughable opinions of the guests on the cable news shows will make so much more sense once they get with it.