Monday, July 17, 2006

Nothing's shocking anymore. This is boring.

[Chris on stage]

"So I was watching JewNews today..." [Waits expectantly for clucking]

"...I said I was watching _JewNews_ today..." [Still no clucking]

[Clearly put out, Chris breaks character] "What is it with you fuckin people? Where's your outrage at my sins? It's an important part of my act, you know."

[After a delay an audience member replies:]

"Chris, we call it JewNews, too."