After seeing George's performance at the G-8 meeting --"Me fly home tonight. Your country is big. And so is his. We're having a pig. I like your boobs."-- it is clear that he is heavily medicated. Hoo boy, he must have been reading all that stuff about tribunals and then started playing with his fingers and smelling his toes.
Remember that suspicious lump under his jacket at some televised debate? The one that everybody thought was a listening device? I laughed at that notion; that's just crazy talk. ...It was actually a pain applicator!