Friday, November 16, 2007

In comedy, anyone can be resurrected.

The comedian can make anyone a friend again. He can make anyone a shining hero. It is the magic of the unreal world in which he operates.

So yes, Mr. Mukasey, Mr. Lieberman, and Mr. Chertoff, I shall make friends out of you.

But until that time, I need you to know that I know full well what you are, who you work for, and what you're up to.

Fortunately, those behaviors are not inherent to your souls. ...And that is why I can make friends of you.

But for now, I am extremely displeased with your perfidy.