Sunday, November 11, 2007

Have I told you how queer I am?

I flit about like a little fairy and sashay down the street in search of hair care products.

I play up the gay angle to demonstrate that it is a very sad state of affairs when the fairies of the world are restoring lawful government.

Never in my most deranged nightmares did I ever suspect that the responsibility for playing the role of United States Alpha Male would fall to me.