Saturday, November 10, 2007

"Pencils down means pencils down!"

"You do what we say! ...Don't you dare conduct your own life without my permission! You're my slave! If those Greedy Fat Cats aren't giving me my cut, er, I mean, YOUR cut, then I say you can't work! ...Don't you dare exercise your natural right to work! Stop it! Stop!!! You're not displaying solidarity and ease of preparation or self-cleaning action! You're not a member of the herd and I'll tell people that you smell bad and wear ill-fitting clothes and say other unflattering things! ...So do what I say because otherwise I'll be out of a cushy job..."