I must really have some pretty powerful friends if I'm not dead yet.

Thanks. You make this show possible.

Don't forget:

At the end of all the shows I write, everyone dances.

Ah lefffffff mah heart... in san. fran. ciscoooo.....

Israel is declared defunct.

Jews will be afforded safe passage from Palestine until November 1, 2007.

After that date, they may be removed by whatever means prove suitable.

Got your bags packed?

"JERUSALEM (AP) - Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert on Friday compared Iran's nuclear ambitions and threats against Israel with the policies of Nazi Germany and criticized world leaders who maintain relations with Iran's president."

Story

9-11 actor Israel will be erased. You look funny not knowing this.

""It is the first time that a leader of a very big and important nation openly and publicly declares that an aim of his nation is to wipe off the map," Olmert said. "And this nation continues to be a legitimate member of the United Nations and leaders of many of the countries in the world receive the leader. They hardly do anything.""

Everyone's contacting Ahmadinejad to see that Jewish refugees from Palestine be allowed safe passage. ...And to scope out real estate for 9-11 Land: The Theme Park.

"A miracle happened here. We got erased."

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There truly is a parasite in the time domain.

The engagement of it casts a flickering shadow on this wall, is all.

You may go now.

"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality -- judiciously, as you will -- we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."

Huh. I'm judiciously examining your big pile of shit.

"Our intention was right; someone else fucked up the execution."

Incorrect. When your intention is pure, the execution occurs naturally.

You are entry-level reality engineers. ...Who are eating a big shit sandwich. Go wash up...

It is theoretically impossible for you to create reality because your intention is not pure. You do not seek the freer movement of energy, but you seek to control it.

You not know reality engineering good.

This one word will capture the past five years:

Disgusting.

"Please don't go down this latest phenomenological rabbit-hole, Chris."

"We need you sane at least until after you save the world."

"Why won't he ever stop it with that kookie talk?"

Kookie Talk

Someone may wish to make available all writings and recordings on this blog and on my website.

At some point, they will attempt to shut them down. Those materials must be freely available, immediately following The Action.

The public's ensuing rage must be safely directed somewhere.

Where shall it be directed? Your choice...

9-11 was a grave, grave, tactical error.

In your artlessness, you revealed yourselves.

This just in:

The Military's arrests of George Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Alberto Gonzalez, Condoleezza Rice, Karl Rove, Dennis Hastert, Tony Snow, and Michael Chertoff could come at any moment. No Republican or Jew shall succeed them.

At the moment of this action, all Jewish officers of the Military and all Jewish officers of the United States shall be temporarily without authority, for a period not less than one month.

I remind you that Department of Homeland Security has already been declared null and void.

My "Operation Iraqi Freedom: U.S. Military Heroes" playing card,

featuring Lord Pistonbottom, Pastor in Chief remains taped to my computer.

I use it for the purpose of gazing into its eyes. It helps me to dismantle its mind.

You don't "get out in front of" being gay by "coming out" after you've been outed.

Not to mention that that will be the least of your worries.

Hey, Creative Types!

Want to get on that stage? Don't stand in line with the rest of those chumps; find the side door and act legit.

I must make a thing bloom in intensity so that you can first see it.

Then it fades once the insult is longer required.