--they recorded another form of "enhanced interrogation." That method is making dozens or hundreds of fine cuts on the penis with a razor blade.
And while Fox may be able to get Dennis Miller to employ his unfunny face to laugh off waterboarding as just some "water down the schnoz," I don't think anyone can laugh that one off.
The public knowledge of micro-cuts to the penis is what officially destroys the United States government. (As if it had not destroyed itself already.)
(And I'm just waiting for the anal rape videos to come out. Hoo boy...)