Thursday, September 07, 2006

Here's a joke for you.

Jokes under Hitler?

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What's Y.Net stand for? YidNet? (Hey: I reserve the right to ridicule anyone who has a painstakingly crafted marketing campaign to prevent criticism. I have successfully called them out as just being ContraMe. So chill. Not to mention that I've never bombed the shit of anywhere or shoved AssBananas in people's asses. Act like a Trog, get treated like a Trog. I'll grow bored of them soon enough.)

How's this for a joke? (With bad, entry-level comedian cadence and timing:)

"Yeah. So...listen: There's this guy, right? In a bar? And he says... 'Hey. We should fight the 9-11 guys over there so...we don't have...to fight them here, right?' And then the military walks in and he thinks they're there...that they just want drinks or something. But, really, what happens is that they kill him for being involved in 9-11. Get it?' [a nonplussed audience smiles nervously]"

A failed painter, a failed cheerleader. Take your pick. Financed by the same people...

I wouldn't be a cheerleader in _2006_; too gay.