Monday, September 04, 2006

George, do you fully appreciate the gravity of your situation?

While operating a maritime simulator, Bush joked: "Just make sure I don't run into the wall."

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Too late, retard. You have made some bad, bad choices, haven't you? You understand that the military is going to remove you from office, right? They will be acting entirely lawfully to do so. The only legal mechanism that they must follow is to acknowledge that the restoration of decency and justice is its own mechanism.

9-11 was a hoax of your participation and your hubristic adventures were willful crimes against the reputations of both the nation and the military.

Can you imagine what happens to 9-11 actor George Bush next? I'm guessing it won't be a simulation...

I keep a close eye on you during your televised appearances. You know you're dead meat. I can see it in your eyes and in your behavior. And your guilt had nothing to do with me. You hung yourself, little man.

You are an embarassing shitstain on this nation's curriculum vitae. (Ask someone.)

Your new name --until I grow bored of it-- is:

The Supreme Shitstain on America

Usage:

"So, Jim... [turns to camera two] it seems that The Supreme Shitstain on America and That Doddering Old Fool had dinner tonight, discussing such things as how the military is so gonna kill them for being involved in 9-11. ...What do you think of that?"

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By the way, I know full well that The Supreme Shitstain on America is in my audience. When I used to write things for the Orlando audience, one of the turncoats at the Sentinel began forwarding my stuff to ol' Jebby Boy, who's mixed up in that whole Jack Abramoff/that-Sun-Cruz-Casinos-guy-getting-whacked-in-Florida thing.

And Jeb forwarded my material to George.

Hi.