Sunday, September 03, 2006

Bum Bum Cockadoodie Paper Speaks!

The New York Times ran some piece about 9-11 conspiracies and NIST or something.

I'm too busy seeing who's wearing what haircut in the arts section to pay much mind to that advertising talk up front.

I'm not going to cover this again. And plenty of people know all the details better than I do.

And your article was such complete crap that it doesn't even present a threat worth devising a joke over.

Break out a fuckin three-dollar calculator, you retards. It's called physics.

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And that "superthermite" that you lamely attempt to attach derision to? It's the combination of thermite and sulphur. It's the...new thing...don't you know... ...Which you would know...drumroll please...if...wait for it...you had set about to convey facts.

Your non-knowledge of one of the most basic facts disabuses one of the eminently fallacious notion that you set about to write anything other than a complete lie.