Tuesday, July 04, 2006

cell phone

My cell phone got shut off again. And I have the money to turn it back on now. But I'm like fuck it... Why should I even get it running?

They listen to your phone calls. They read your email. I'm scared of talking to anyone or paying anybody a social call; who else is going to get in trouble for my incisive and sardonic wit?

And I'm sure my cellphone provider tripped over themselves to curry favor with the Communists by handing over tons of customers' call records. They probably even have a comfortable chair and headphones at the switching office for the convenience of the substance-eating government snoops.

So my cell company can fuck off too.