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In our last episode, our secret visitor has met Chris in his backyard. Chris is cooking dinner.
It turns out that really what happens is that our secret visitor is Filthy Shit Eater Alberto Gonzalez, Esquire.
Alberto:[in a grotesque, gargly shit voice] "I want to share my latest creation with you! Arrggghhhh! GRGLE!"
Chris: "Holy fuck! Fuck this shit! The man is grotesque! He's a walking bag of shit that's ready to infect all that is decent! Run!..."
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Up next: "The Secret...Legal Mechanism that Changes It All!"
