I should point out that my target is not the talent, but the distinctly unfunny suits who run the operation.
When I indicate to you that I require a television show so that I might better prevent the destruction of your planet, I expect you to deliver it to me.
How to get the crybaby Jews on board? Tell them there's a roll of nice, new shiny pennies in it for each of them. I am _that_ generous...
...I shall now enfold your network into my empire...
And then I will fire you.
