Thursday, October 12, 2006

"I, in my capacity as The Supreme Shitstain on America, do hereby pronounce the methodology flawed."

"In a Rose Garden press conference, President Bush blasted a new study that estimates 655,000 Iraqis have died because of the war since March of 2003 as 'just not credible.'"

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"Please don't kill me."

You know, in most jurisdictions, purposefully causing the deaths of several hundred thousand people might prompt a prosecution...