I must really have some pretty powerful friends if I'm not dead yet.

Thanks. You make this show possible.

Don't forget:

At the end of all the shows I write, everyone dances.

Ah lefffffff mah heart... in san. fran. ciscoooo.....

Israel is declared defunct.

Jews will be afforded safe passage from Palestine until November 1, 2007.

After that date, they may be removed by whatever means prove suitable.

Got your bags packed?

"JERUSALEM (AP) - Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert on Friday compared Iran's nuclear ambitions and threats against Israel with the policies of Nazi Germany and criticized world leaders who maintain relations with Iran's president."

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9-11 actor Israel will be erased. You look funny not knowing this.

""It is the first time that a leader of a very big and important nation openly and publicly declares that an aim of his nation is to wipe off the map," Olmert said. "And this nation continues to be a legitimate member of the United Nations and leaders of many of the countries in the world receive the leader. They hardly do anything.""

Everyone's contacting Ahmadinejad to see that Jewish refugees from Palestine be allowed safe passage. ...And to scope out real estate for 9-11 Land: The Theme Park.

"A miracle happened here. We got erased."

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There truly is a parasite in the time domain.

The engagement of it casts a flickering shadow on this wall, is all.

You may go now.

"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality -- judiciously, as you will -- we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."

Huh. I'm judiciously examining your big pile of shit.

"Our intention was right; someone else fucked up the execution."

Incorrect. When your intention is pure, the execution occurs naturally.

You are entry-level reality engineers. ...Who are eating a big shit sandwich. Go wash up...

It is theoretically impossible for you to create reality because your intention is not pure. You do not seek the freer movement of energy, but you seek to control it.

You not know reality engineering good.

This one word will capture the past five years:

Disgusting.

"Please don't go down this latest phenomenological rabbit-hole, Chris."

"We need you sane at least until after you save the world."

"Why won't he ever stop it with that kookie talk?"

Kookie Talk

Someone may wish to make available all writings and recordings on this blog and on my website.

At some point, they will attempt to shut them down. Those materials must be freely available, immediately following The Action.

The public's ensuing rage must be safely directed somewhere.

Where shall it be directed? Your choice...

9-11 was a grave, grave, tactical error.

In your artlessness, you revealed yourselves.

This just in:

The Military's arrests of George Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Alberto Gonzalez, Condoleezza Rice, Karl Rove, Dennis Hastert, Tony Snow, and Michael Chertoff could come at any moment. No Republican or Jew shall succeed them.

At the moment of this action, all Jewish officers of the Military and all Jewish officers of the United States shall be temporarily without authority, for a period not less than one month.

I remind you that Department of Homeland Security has already been declared null and void.

My "Operation Iraqi Freedom: U.S. Military Heroes" playing card,

featuring Lord Pistonbottom, Pastor in Chief remains taped to my computer.

I use it for the purpose of gazing into its eyes. It helps me to dismantle its mind.

You don't "get out in front of" being gay by "coming out" after you've been outed.

Not to mention that that will be the least of your worries.

Hey, Creative Types!

Want to get on that stage? Don't stand in line with the rest of those chumps; find the side door and act legit.

I must make a thing bloom in intensity so that you can first see it.

Then it fades once the insult is longer required.

"It's your homeland!"

"The chosen people have finally arrived! No longer will the world spit upon you! You shall have your nation! ...We just need some people to till the land. And man the barricades...against those savages. So come to your outpo...er, I mean, your homeland! Yes, come to your homeland! Or send money! ...Call now before the countdown timer runs out and we plum run out of homelands to offer..."

You've been chosen, all right...as the easy mark: You've been doing the labor for someone's energy outpost.

Much like the Rosary Bead Fingering Set got sold the God product, you got sold the Homeland product.

Joke's on all of you.

Rubes.

Now, Mr. Dubie,

I want to know why you coordinate Vermont law enforcement with 9-11 actor Israel's provincial American government, Department of Homeland Security.

It appears that you are guilty of a grave crime: Collusion with known terrorists.

Dubie

Thanks for pointing out that you were so chummy with DHS.

Commies 101

"While reportedly under investigation for her ties to an influential pro-Israel lobbying organization, California Rep. Jane Harman last month hosted a private dinner for the group that was attended by two top Bush administration officials—Director of National Intelligence John Negroponte and Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff."

Story

This story describes Harman's relationship with AIPAC and a possible attempt by Harman to improperly influence an FBI investigation of AIPAC.

On September 13, Harman hosted a dinner at her home --attended by some one hundred AIPAC donors, as well as Director of National Intelligence John Negroponte and Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff.

Harman has dismissed the investigation of her as "laughable." And in denying any impropriety in Harman's dealings with AIPAC, an aide of hers points out that the dinner was attended by Negroponte and Chertoff. "If there was a serious investigation going on, and there were concerns about Jane Harman’s reliability and intentions, why would the administration agree to send these two heavy hitters?" She then adds, "It makes no sense."

Actually, it does.

Chertoff is a Trotskyite Jew. (The commie type.) He has Israeli citizenship. His mother was involved with Mossad. They're the people who wage war by deception.

One of Chertoff's jobs when he was at Justice was to frustrate investigations into Israeli spies and actors shortly after 9-11.

And this is why McGreevey's little boyfriend just happened to have worked for Israeli intelligence. And why he was jockeying for a Department of Homeland Security position in New Jersey.

Department of Homeland Security is 9-11 actor Israel's provincial government in the United States.

And Harman is hosting her masters in her home, like a good little hooker.

See? It all makes sense.

The United States was smashed because of the simple lack of due process.

Thanks. Geniuses. Who knew it could be so easy?

I am reminded of that Philip K. Dick story about that guy who saves the world or wages war by playing the game in the paper.

A slight turn here...

I have won. That's no longer the issue.

The issue now is whether I can stay alive.

Things may get hairy. But it'll make for a great show.

Yeah, by the way,

there's no make-nice in my show.

If I elevate you from shit to something else, it is for some structural purpose.

Take note of the rapidity with which I do that.

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"Should we have repeat single mothers installed with cunt-based permo-prophos to be paid for at the expense of the public treasury? Yea or nay."

I went tonight to a public debate of candidates for office of Vermont Lieutenant Governor. The Lieutenant Governor succeeds the Governor and oversees the Legislature. Or so I understand.

I don't really care. I went because an acquaintance wanted to go.

There were forty people in the audience and three on stage: A Dipshit, a Retard, and someone who called himself a "Progressive," whatever the fuck that means.

All I know is I heard commie talk, some nazi talk, and then more commie talk from these three.

The commies wanted free health care and other HappyTimeNiceness programs for all. The nazi --much to his credit-- pooh poohed that idea.

Somehow the debate got onto something substantive. The Retard assured us that Habeus Corpus wasn't going away; the legislation "clarified" the status of detainees. Bullshit. More Retard advertising talk.

I allowed myself, or, rather, yelled a bit too loudly, "Yeah. That's not how it is!" Everyone looked at me.

I immediately had to cause a scene. I regret having yelled it, not because I regret the sentiment, but because that was _their_ show, not mine. I can't stand it when people do that. But that's the step before bloodletting in the streets. Yelling. So maybe it was fine after all.

When the Retard looked over at me, I saw a glimmer of recognition in his eyes. He knew me. ...But we had never met...

He later in the debate mentioned that one role of the office which he occupied was to interface with the Department of Homeland Security. I found his voicing this detail a bit...gratuitous...

I do not care for that man. He may have virtue, but he is working for the most diabolical people in the world. And he knows this. That puts him on my shit list.

.

When we had entered the hall, we had the chance to fill out an index card with a question for the candidates. The moderator would read the questions to them. She read a good many, too, probably about fifteen.

I had filled out one of those index cards, as had maybe a quarter of the audience. My question read:

"What will you do to defend Vermont Citizens from the unlawful dictatorship in Washington?"

Magically, my question was not read.

So much for meaningful public debate.

And so much for the worth of state government. If you can't even defend the body, then the health care part really is not important.

Seems my protection money is better spent...

Fine then.

I have decided that if I am to graduate to the fullest exercise of my powers, then I must assume that this is real.

Because the exercise of anything less will not save the day.

And if I get killed, so be it.

I will exist as long as I perform an economically useful function for The Field.

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If this is real...

And if I'm saving the world...

Will I be killed?

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I will say that you people need to stop your rutting.

There are way too many of you. Just lay off the screwing a little bit.

If there is an attack on an American vessel in the Persian Gulf,

know that it had not been carried out by any Muslim country. It would work to no advantage to them. They just have to watch, remember?

It would be a false-flag operation.

This is why I don't like profuse praying:

Because if it is your style to get together with other people and work yourselves into a frenzy with tears streaming down your faces, you should know that you are placing yourself into a trance.

Trances are fine, especially during praying, because they put you closer to God, or to "The Field." The informational certitude of trances is closer to that of that realm than to this 3-space reality.

If you trust the person who administers the trance, this is fine.

But I don't trust most modern American churches.

So if you can't trust someone, then pray alone.

What do we do when the system smashes to the ground?

You'll get over it.

There will still be people and buildings and food to be sold and work to be done. You'll figure it out. And remember those most basic laws of human behavior.

And prevent the seizure of homes to satisfy debts. Such a thing is socially disruptive. Society first, moneychangers second. Once you're on your feet, you can settle on your business law.

Life will go on. And for the better.

Kookie Talk Alert

More on Mister Snipes.

I don't know what his legal argument is. But it certainly can be no more fantastical than anything our very own Alberto Gonzalez might come up with.

The "income tax" is popularly regarded as the tax laid on your paycheck, dividends, etc.

It is fatally flawed in innumerable ways. Here is just one. When you've read it, roam around town looking beautiful and brooding. You deserve it.

The 16th Amendment, which purports to convey authority to tax one's paycheck, was never ratified. It's no secret. A good book on the matter is "The Law that Never Was." You can read that or watch TV. Your choice.

The Supreme Court, if I recall properly, termed the matter a "political issue." That means, [wink wink] "If the people are willing to tolerate it, then it's not our place to ruin the party."

So you can argue the minutiae of the Internal Revenue Code all day long. But if they claim that the power to tax your paycheck comes from the 16th Amendment, then they have to understand that they're wasting their breath. The code has no basis in law, at least regarding the tax on paychecks.

But you would never successfully argue this in court. As we know, this is a "political question."

That means that it is up to every man to stand on his principles. You will get no help.

I will point out that Mr. Snipes may have erred in filing tax returns at all. If you are going to concede that the tax is lawful, then you have to report your "earnings" truthfully. Or you are guilty of underreporting and tax evasion.

Filing a tax return creates the legal nexus between the natural person and the tax on paychecks.

Failure, arrogance, and stupidity.

""Washington's top foreign affairs spin doctor has described US policy in Iraq as "a failure", and accused his government of "arrogance" and "stupidity". Speaking in Arabic on al-Jazeera television Alberto Fernandez, director of public diplomacy at the state department's bureau of near eastern affairs, gave viewers an unusually sharp assessment of the administration's efforts in Iraq. He spoke in the past tense, as though it was all over.""

Story

So the Grand Plan of the Cabal of Military Masterminds was this:

1. March into Afghanistan. Make way for pipelines or something.
2. Waltz into Iraq, nearly slipping on the veritable carpet of rose petals. Get ass kicked.
3. Have Israel look both savage _and_ impotent in Lebanon.
4. Make America a global pariah.
5. Fuck up the 9-11 show.
6. Erect a police state.

These geniuses have now paved the way for China to dominate the Middle East.

"But what if we hadn't done _anything_?! They would have dominated the Middle East! We had to do something!"

You've done nothing but break things and kill people and wiretap my phone. And China will still own the Middle East. And maybe some day you, too, will own your very own pair of flip-flops.

Numbers one through five have been miserable failures. Number six will be, too.

People in this country may be lazy --but even more than that-- they're defiant. Especially after being told so many times that they're free.

The police state is not compatible with the American character. Nor with your freedom marketing.

When that control apparatus becomes plainly visible, everyone will know that they've been had.

And guess what? No one takes kindly to being had. And this is a very well armed, violent society.

It is almost theoretically impossible for you to win. That would take skill and acumen. ...Which you have ably demonstrated yourselves to lack.

Stay the course? Please do. You will lose.

At the risk of losing some theatric...momentum...

I would remind you... ...When a thing is artfully rendered, does that make it real?

Stay the course.

"Stay the course. ...Heh heh. Yeah... Don't pull out now. ...Unnngggghhhh... ...mmmmmmmmm... Leave it in..."

Oh no.

Video.

"Computer Programmer testifies that Tom Feeney (Speaker of the Houe of Florida at the time, currently US Representative representing MY district ) tried to pay him to rig election vote counts."

Video

The story does not mention before which body this testimony was given.

So... If George Bush is not President, then I guess he's just some drunk who wandered in off the street and no one seemed to mind. ...Until now...

If you take the time to look, you will find a meaningful correlation among:

1. The districts that used electronic voting machines
2. Districts for which the races were projected to be close or to be Democrat wins
3. Election "results" which statistically significantly deviate from those predicted by exit polls or pre-election polls.

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When I pledged to save the world

that day, March 21, 2004, an informationally consistent past arose such that my name was Christopher King and that my mother's name was Hollis.

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So Bush family business partner Osama bin Laden is doing cameos in Republican TV ads.

The degrees of separation are now somehow less than zero. They traverse the worm hole and into another universe.

When you're living in a land of lawlessness,

one's own internal moral code is the only thing you have to go on.

I am forcing the system to reveal itself.

And it just looks uglier every day.

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I have no social skills.

None whatsoever. My friends will confirm this. I will usually say or do exactly the wrong thing.

I was at a party once and there was this one Oriental woman there. I walked up to her, stuck out my hand, and said, "Hello, Mrs. Chang." No one thought it was funny. I thought it was funny. It was a reference to a line of dialogue in a movie.

The illusionist will shock you.

Because he knows that if he can do that, he can then make you believe whatever he chooses.

...And that thing, I will point out, is not necessarily untrue...

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"Taliban plans to attack Europe"

"London - Afghan militants are planning to launch deadly attacks on civilians in Europe in revenge for the 2001 invasion by United States-led forces, a Taliban commander said on Sky News television on Monday."

Story

This is highly unlikely. It would be another false-flag operation like the London bus bombings, the Madrid train bombings, and the Bali bombing.

Let's recap now:

The Cabal of Military Masterminds has screwed up Afghanistan and Iraq, 9-11 actor Israel's much deserved erasing is nigh, Americans are drawing up plans for scaffolds, and the Saudi royal family will be swept from power.

Seems to me that Muslims don't have to do anything but watch.

Further Interestingness

"Given that there was so much interest in my Daniel Ellsberg: Hastert got suitcases of Al Qaeda heroin cash, should be in jail post over the weekend, I thought it might be a good idea to detail the specific, multiple, separate claims of bribery against Dennis Hastert."

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I made a new friend.

I'm pretty reclusive, but I went out to a party last night.

My new friend and I had a good conversation. It's nice to meet people who can carry on a conversation.

I didn't freak him out.

Fine. Let's talk about that.

I heard something about Snipes and failure to file. This is not even a consideration, because you have to investigate his belief that he was not obligated to make or file a tax return, you have to prove "willful" failure to file.

The case on him is nothing.

Your society has lost it when

I tell a friend, "Yeah. Don't call me anymore. What with the wiretapping and all."

An information war is an energy war.

You are witnessing the clash of enormous powers.

OK. More on my epistemological uncertainty.

How does one know things?

I have been doing a text-based show for about two years now.

When I moved to New York, I would read the Orlando papers' websites. I was lonesome for Orlando.

I started to notice that the odd turn of a phrase I might use, or the resurrection of some long-thought-dead treasure I had spoken, would turn up in other papers.

I would think, "Since no one uses this construction but me, and if I happened to see in it print a mere two days after I had used this archaic expression, then I suspect that this person is reading my material."

That was how I gauged the size and composition of my audience. I tailored the material accordingly.

My question to myself recently was, "What empirical evidence do you have for your fantastical belief that you have world leaders in your audience? That certainly seems grand."

...I cannot truly know that anyone reads this blog.

But if someone does, then the construction of the show is such that it would result in attracting world leaders to join the audience.

And if I have world leaders in my show, then I could truly save the world.

So I want to pretend that someone is seeing my show.

If there is some sort of military governance in the future,

It will be because they realize they have lost the battle of the shows. They won't be able to pretend any more.

They will spring the "we don't care if you know what we're up to" card. It's all they have left.

My College Physics Experience

When I enrolled at Clarkson in 1985, I was majoring in Physics. Doesn't mean that you know anything, just that you're doing something about it.

I asked the Physics professor one day, "How do you go about building a teleportation device?" I wanted to build one.

He just laughed and accused me of watching too much TV.

He might have suggested a course of study that might help one build one.

So I knew that my time and money there would be wasted.

When I break,

it is going to spread like wildfire.

If you are on my shitlist you had better hope you do not get caught up in that fire.

I don't like how modern physics has been divorced from philosophy.

Some notes on my serial, "Chris' Madcap Adventures on Planet Credulon"

1. Everything will be hyper. References, characterizations, imagery, everything. The land is just going to be insane.

2. Chris will be one of my alter egos. He is extremely gay. And dramatic. He's battling evil.

3. Chris' enemies are portrayed in extremely unflattering ways.

Memorandum

From the office of
Chris King Pop Icon
Chief Executive Officer, CKPI Industries

Oct. 22, 2006

To: Comedy Central

Re: Your recent failure to assist in the prevention of the destruction of your planet

Sirs:

The purpose of this memorandum is to inform you that I have --through the use of moral mechanisms-- effected a complete takeover of Comedy Central LLC. It is now a wholly owned subsidiary of CKPI Industries. If Viacom has complaints, they can screw.

I will be making some organizational changes:

1. Whatever myopic suit blanched at the thought of doing piss comedy: It's your obligation to the planet. You are fired.

2. The Jews. I am elevating them from their roles as slaves to Beings of Light. Let's see if they can remember how to conduct themselves.

Promulgate this accordingly.

I will notify you of any other changes to your operation.

Thank You,

Chris King Pop Icon
Chief Executive Officer, CKPI Industries

"Sibel says that suitcases of cash have been delivered to the Speaker of the House, Dennis Hastert, at his home, near Chicago, from Turkish sources"

I find this potentially interesting.

Story

I've said everything I needed to say.

If anything happens to me, please continue destroying yourselves.

This is the card they would likely play.

So I tend to think this useful information.

Story

The Army, at least normally, is controlled by the executive. This is how the executive would respond.

Polishin mah gun...

I have Lord Pistonbottom, Pastor in Chief's 'Operation Iraqi Freedom, US Military Heroes' ace of spades playing card taped to my computer.

Hi. I've come for you.

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