It's always something with you people, isn't it?

"I agree," said Dershowitz. "I think we should take a stand on waterboarding. We should say, never should it be permitted as a routine matter."

He then cited the hypothetical "ticking bomb" situation, arguing that any leader would order torture under those circumstances, so "we're just kidding ourselves by putting the issue underneath the table and coming up with extreme statements that we know we would never follow in practice."

"If you torture, then what separates you from -- the Nazis, or somebody else?" asked Brzezinski.

"Every government faced with a ticking bomb would, in fact, torture, and we would do it in order to get information to save lives," Dershowitz answered. "The essence of a democracy, if you're going to do something, you have to admit you're doing it and you have to have control over it and you have to have restrictions on when it can be done. ... If it's going to be done in a democracy, then you have to make everybody accountable for it."

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You know what I think? I think we should start tattooing Jews. That way we can know who is suited to pumping sewage and spreading manure and being the world's prostitutes.

Can you people please get your Nazi contingent in line?

I would like to explain the concept that I call "informational primacy."

It's the state of being the tallest mountain. Or the brightest light. It is the state of being so "famous" that you become known to the Future People --who, with the passage of time, become the Present People.

And everyone HAS to watch your show, because it is THE show.

In short, informational primacy is fame.

It means nothing to me other than its usefulness as a tool.

I chose stand-up comedy as a vehicle because fine comedians are rare. According to the formula by which I operate, I had to work to become a fine comedian SO THAT I could achieve informational primacy. I am counting on being very famous. I have to be famous. It's my tool. It is part of four-dimensional chess.

Being very famous is by now a foregone conclusion. It cannot be stopped. This informational "critical mass" has been achieved. It just needs to be released at my convenience.

The New World Order is dead. I killed it. But that occurs in a "pro-temporal frame," if that makes sense to you. We will have those who do not yet know that they work for people who have lost.

I would ask of the Future People to closely examine henceforth the video footage of Sean Hannity, for example. He reads my material. He knows that I have asked you to look into his eyes. So now, every time he looks into the camera, he will know that he is being scrutinized by generations of viewers who know what to look for. He will know that we can see the fear in his eyes.

He knows all too well that, without intervention, he is doomed. It will be hard for his unconscious mind not to beg forgiveness and to let the Freudian slips out. He will utter at some point, for example, the words "I am America's enemy."

And now he can't stop thinking about this. He can't stop trying not to say the words "I am America's enemy." Which is why he will utter them: Because the words occupy his every unconscious thought and represent the only avenue for his forgiveness.

Your unconscious mind, Mr. Hannity, will first confess your crimes. And then I will heal you.

Do you know who I am yet?

My trifecta of toxins.

Smoking weed makes you want to drink. Drinking makes you want to smoke cigarettes. Which makes you want to smoke more weed. It was an accelerating flywheel that threatened to self-destruct, perhaps taking out the entirety of 3-space with it.

So I quit the weed. (I'll treat myself now and again, but I consider myself not to have been a "smoker" for about a year now.)

Now I'm on the patch. Or will be, as soon as I have a few more cigarettes this morning before going to work.

And then it's doing away with the booze.

"Don't worry, everybody! I clean up real good!"

H.R. 1955 is EXTREMELY dangerous.

It provides for snatching people up for "extremist belief systems." This is the legal mechanism by which dissenters vanish into a hole somewhere.

THIS BILL MUST BE STOPPED DEAD IN ITS TRACKS.

If this bill becomes law, then freedom of speech, dissent, and petition disappear.

This bill's appearance is contemporaneous with the coordinated talking points of Shawn Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Michael Weiner Savage, Rush Limbaugh, among others.

These people work for those who are conquering your country. Their job is to talk stuff up.

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"Five, four, three, two..."

Any stage illusionist knows that it is supremely easy to mesmerize an audience. And once you have them hypnotized, you can make them do anything: quack like ducks, walk funny, roll around on the floor, hand you their wallets...

I will tell you as a social observer --because I have at no time ever been part of your society, nor susceptible to the methods used against it-- that over the past six years you have been flapping your arms and making duck noises. And all I can do is shake my head at your performance.

Your entire society has been hypnotized. And you are doing some very dangerous things to yourselves for the benefit of your hypnotizers.

Here is a list of your stunning achievements over the past six years:

• You kill hundreds of thousands of peaceful people for no discernible reason.
• You torture people.
• You make fathers fuck their sons in your gulags.
• You make people eat each other's cum.
  
• You depopulate entire swaths of land by salting it with depleted uranium.
• You have allowed the public treasury to be completely looted.
• You have delivered to an organized crime syndicate free access to your communications.
• You have dismantled your system of law.
• You take off your shoes at the airport and are permitted one travel-sized tube of toothpaste in a see-through bag.
• You have video cameras everywhere.
• Cops tase unconscious people for not obeying orders to wake up and college kids for asking questions.
• You have delivered to the Executive branch permission to whisk anyone away never to be seen again.
  

Bravo. [slow, sarcastic clapping]

You have been taken advantage of by illusionists. They are nothing but traveling hucksters. They go from society to society and ruin them. It's what they do. Like the people known as "the travelers," that clan that travels from city to city and swindles the elderly by promising to make house repairs or whatever, these illusionists do the same thing. They did it to Russia, they did it to Germany, and now they're doing it to America.

Each people specializes in something: The Germans make fine cars, the Swiss produce chocolate, the Japanese make robots. Others ruin societies. It's their preferred business model. Someone has to do it, I suppose. There will always be traveling snake-oil salesmen.

There's only one person who can wake up an illusionist's audience: Another illusionist. Two can play that game...

In this case there is one phrase that will act as a snapping of fingers, one phrase that will wake you up, one phrase that will cause the entire illusion to evaporate:

"Israel did it."

If I can utter that phrase --and provide proof to back it up-- then you will wake from your slumber, the entire ruse will be visible, you will see your enemy, and Abe Foxman's head will explode in a massive supernova of brains.

Although I do suspect that Jews would make a delectable, tasty treat, that's not my main motivator. My goal over the past four years has been to utter that one magic phrase.

Israel is a satanic state. It exists as an insult to God. According to Jews themselves, it is an abomination and was not to be formed prior to the Messianic Redemption.

To be fair, "Jewish" satanists --again, a misnomer because, by definition, Jews do not worship Satan-- these Jewish satanists have plenty of co-workers of other lineages. I have chosen my attack carefully and made the cool decision that the "Israel did it" phrase was the most direct route. Israeli complicity in 9-11 is, in my judgment, the weak link in the chain.

That is why I have done so much Jew material over the past three years. I had to navigate past their defenses. (Though I will concede that it was tremendously fun to give them a righteous beatdown.) I have managed to perform that material without being credibly accused of being ContraThem. Now I'm inside the control room, and there are no more defenses. All their guns are pointed outward. There's no one left guarding the inner sanctum. I'm stomping around and pulling wires and watching the sparks fly. And all I have to do at my leisure is to find the right wire to yank. ...And then it's all over.

I will find that smoking gun that causes the heads of Abe Foxman, Michael Chertoff, Michael Mukasey, and Joseph Lieberman to pop like an overripe, neglected pimple that spills its fruits upon receiving so much as a kind whisper.

And I am close to diagnosing the Jews' problem: There is a dark sect that walks among them. This sect ruins societies. It's their business model. This sect gives Jews a bad name.

And I will expose that sect for the malevolent hypnotists that they are.

Five, four, three, two...

Margarine hates butter.

Federal agents on Thursday raided the Evansville, Ind., headquarters of the National Organization for the Repeal of the Federal Reserve Act and Internal Revenue Code (Norfed), an organization of "sound money" advocates that for the past decade has been selling a private currency it calls "Liberty Dollars." The company says it has put into circulation more than $20 million in Liberty Dollars, coins and paper certificates it contends are backed by silver and gold stored in Idaho, are far more reliable than a U.S. dollar and are accepted for use by a nationwide underground economy.

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In the affidavit, an FBI special agent states that he is investigating Norfed for federal violations including "uttering coins of gold, silver, or other metal," "making or possessing likeness of coins," mail fraud, wire fraud, money laundering and conspiracy. "The goal of Norfed is to undermine the United States government's financial systems by the issuance of a non-governmental competing currency for the purpose of repealing the Federal Reserve and Internal Revenue Code," he states.

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I suspect that if you look closely at whatever statute the FBI claims to derive the "uttering coins" and "making or possessing likeness of coins" phrases, you will find that the statute defines "coins" to be United States coins. That is, it would be illegal to strike coins that purport to be United States coins.

These Liberty coins could only be mistaken for US coins by a complete moron. ...Which I know is most Americans, but still.

By the FBI's misleading and fraudulent use of that statute, they would seem to be obligated to seize the assets of the Franklin Mint and jail them for striking commemorative Snow White coins or World Fair 1968 coins or whatever.

The government's case is asinine.

Is it legal to trade a broken-down but fixable truck for three cords of firewood?

Yes.

Is it legal to trade a gold nugget you found in the river for three cords of firewood?

Yes.

Is it legal to melt that nugget of gold into a flat, circular disc and shine it up and trade that for three cords of firewood?

Yes.

Is it legal to strike an image of Mickey Mouse onto the disc and trade it for the firewood? (There would some copyright infringement, but you get the point. Come up with your own symbol or image.) Can you do this?

Yes.

As a matter of fact, companies have been doing this centuries. They're called assayers. Such an image on a coin is like a trademarked symbol. It tells any who might trade with such a coin that this particular company has certified that the silver or gold is of a guaranteed weight and fineness.

There is nothing illegal about this.

It would be illegal, however, if you struck a coin that purported to be a United States coin.

So, as usual, the FBI is misusing statutes to achieve some political end. These aren't quite the Ephraim Zimbalist Junior heydays of law enforcement.

And that end is to drive real money out of circulation so that the garbage money will have no competition.

My show will be a hybrid.

I have decided: My show will be text-heavy but will include special-treat video pieces. This format is well suited to various cost structures that are particular to my situation. (I have no production crew, I like to write, blogs are low-cost, etc.)

The video pieces will be done when I have my "funny shirt" on. A funny shirt is the shirt that, when you put it on, just magically makes you funny. Other comedians know what I'm talking about: When you're in that mood where you can't NOT be funny. But I'm not always in that mood; I don't always have my funny shirt on. And stuff that you do when you don't have your funny shirt on is just garbage.

In comedy, anyone can be resurrected.

The comedian can make anyone a friend again. He can make anyone a shining hero. It is the magic of the unreal world in which he operates.

So yes, Mr. Mukasey, Mr. Lieberman, and Mr. Chertoff, I shall make friends out of you.

But until that time, I need you to know that I know full well what you are, who you work for, and what you're up to.

Fortunately, those behaviors are not inherent to your souls. ...And that is why I can make friends of you.

But for now, I am extremely displeased with your perfidy.

Where did the state go?

I purchased my law education --such that it is-- for ten dollars. I bought a Black's Law Dictionary for five dollars at a yard sale, and I bought a five-dollar pass to the library at Stetson University in DeLand, Florida. In the basement there I pored over leather-bound books that perhaps had informed the very Enlightenment thinkers who formed the several states. Some of these books were PRINTED in the mid 1700s. I'm thinking of opening my own practice now. I certainly can't be any less informed than Alberto Gonzales.

What is the State? The state is a body politic. It is a political union among men. It is considered to be comprised of men, a territory, and a government through which the political power of its members is expressed.

Men existed before the state. They each possessed the right to express their own political power. Men created the state. Therefore, the state is subordinate and may be discarded when it no longer serves its intended function.

Its intended function is its "original, animating force." What is this original, animating force of the state? The defense of property. This property includes physical things like cows, firewood, and corn. It also includes intangible things like rights. I have a right to live, to work, to travel, to be secure in my privacy, and to conduct myself in a manner that does not infringe upon others' enjoyment of their property.

This defense of property is the animating force of the state.

In a state of nature, I have the right to defend my property. I do not have the right to appropriate another's property. My individual political power may be righteously used only to defend my property, both physical and intangible.

The state, as a collection of individuals' political power, is merely an expression of that power on a larger and exclusive scale. It has no moral claim to additional power; it cannot claim, for example, a power to steal from one to give to another. This power is not retained by the individual in a state of nature. Therefore, a collection of those individual political powers confers no such right upon the state. What the individual cannot do in a state of nature, the state may not do.

The state claims exclusive operation with a territory. The presumption is that such a claim of exclusivity is owed to the righteously operating state. This is known as territorial jurisdiction. "Within this territory, what we say goes. ...Presumably because we have a right to say what goes."

What is this right to say what goes? That is, what gives the state a moral claim to exclusively operate within a territory? That moral claim is that there ought not be any competitors because the state is performing its assigned function.

But what happens when the state does not perform its assigned function? It loses the moral claim to the exclusive operation within a territory.

The State of Vermont, for example, does nothing. Anything that is produced within this territory is produced by the people. Farmers, factory workers, et cetera. The State of Vermont cannot even perform its most basic functions in defending the members of that political union from criminals who would steal their intangible property. Criminals roam free in this territory. The State does nothing to stop them.

Taxes are protection money paid to the mutual defense organization, the state. They are paid under the expectation that the state will perform its assigned function. Because if it does not, then the economically rational being will pay someone else who will.

Governor Douglas --whom I do not know and of whom I have no opinion-- visited Bellows Falls the other day to see about paying for a new recreation center. While I appreciate his desire to improve things, I am paying that security provider --the state-- to perform its assigned function. I am not paying the state to use its political power to extract under force of arms money to build a new rec center. This is an attempted use of power which the state lacks. It is a perverted, immoral use of the state. It is unlawful. "We hereby constitute the state to provide for the common defense... and to build rec centers."

So the state is busying itself building rec centers while doing nothing to stop the roaming free of criminals within the territory.

The state retired itself. It voluntarily relinquished any claim to the exclusive operation within the territory. It now possesses only in personam jurisdiction over the members of the political union. Its territorial jurisdiction --it would seem-- has ceased to exist.

The failure of a state to enforce The Law within its territory has led to the disappearance of the very concept of territorial jurisdiction.

In the Post 9-11 World --where it is abundantly clear to any who may care to investigate the matter that lawlessness abounds-- the very notion of territorial jurisdiction was extinguished.

Where the states no longer possess a moral claim to territorial jurisdiction, and where a goodly number of persons within a territory are no longer to be considered reasonable persons --and where those unreasonable persons will permit their political power to take on a deranged expression-- the reasonable person is free to join another political union.

And thus was born the Privatized Political Union. United Sovereigns of America is one such political union. It exists to provide for the defense of its members' property, both physical and intangible. It possesses no powers that the individual would not possess in a state of nature.

The Penny Shiners of the world have been for the past hundred years or more attempting to change American law in order to steal the property, both physical and intangible, of the people.

9-11 was to have been their catalyzing event to usher in the Super State. Political unions through history have progressed from the individual, to the family, to the clan, to the village, to the city-state, to the nation-state, and was supposed to progress to the Super State --a one-world government.

The miscalculation in their plans was that it would not be discovered that 9-11 was an inside job.

Everyone in my audience knows this. We're all adults here.

When neither the state, nor the several states, choose to do anything about this unlawful activity, those states deliver to the reasonable person the permission to provide for the defense of his property by other means.

So the delicious joke in all this is that --far from ushering into existence the Super State-- 9-11 caused the state to destroy itself and, thus, any legal link to a Super State.

The most significant effect of 9-11 --or, more precisely, the effect of the states' inaction in its aftermath-- is that the very notion of territorial jurisdiction ceased to exist. Much like Alberto Gonzales accidentally caused the United States to cease to exist, the Penny Shiners accidentally caused the notion of the state to cease to exist.

This is the most significant legal development in hundreds of years.

Do I get a comedy prize now?

Criminals seize real money.

Liberty Dollar Company Announcement
Thursday, November 15, 2007

Dear Liberty Dollar Supporters:

I sincerely regret to inform you that about 8 this morning a dozen FBI and Secret Service agents raided the Liberty Dollar office in Evansville, Indiana.

For approximately six hours they took all the gold, all the silver, all the platinum, and almost two tons of Ron Paul Dollars that were just delivered last Friday. They also took all the files and computers and froze our bank accounts.

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If I remember correctly, the Liberty Dollar is a privately-issued coin of silver or gold. Or they issue several coins. I don't recall. They do not purport to be United States coins. They're privately issued. And remember: The people are free to trade hat pins among themselves if they want to. And since the United States fiat "dollar" will shortly fall to zero value, one might expect that the people will wish to dump that fiat currency and transfer their wealth to other currencies like the Euro, gold coins, tobacco, pork bellies, or perhaps even hat pins.

The point is, the criminal organization known as the US Treasury --which is in the business of issuing garbage money, contrary to the Constitution-- has taken exception to the Liberty Dollar. Their rationale for harassing this organization is that some unwitting person might be "duped" into accepting a Liberty coin where they expect to accept a US coin. You mean I might accidently receive a coin that contains real silver or gold as opposed to the junk metal in the United States coins? If I could only be so lucky...

This raid is a desperate, final attempt by a dying empire to prop up the value of its "money" by forcibly putting coin makers, pork belly traders, and hat pin manufacturers out of business.

And it's embarrassing to watch.

P.S. If you're smart, you will immediately dump that pig currency known as the "dollar." The fiat dollar's value comes from its status as world reserve currency. Because once upon a time, the US had the military power to force Middle Eastern oil-producing nations to sell their oil only for dollars. This enabled the US to print as many dollars as it wished and to export those dollars. The US has been getting a free ride for some decades by exporting its inflation.

But now the US no longer has an army. It lacks the ability to compel oil-producing nations to price their oil in dollars. Therefore, no country needs dollars. (Neither to buy oil, nor to buy anything from the US, since the US no longer makes anything.)

So when you lack an army, your fiat reserve currency's value goes to zero.

"Stop...doing nothing."

"You are...a threat...for doing nothing..."

Armed police deployed

Mr Gaubert said he was on his way to meet friends when he suffered a fit on the bus and slipped into a [diabetic] coma which left him slumped on his seat clutching his rucksack.

Armed police were called to the bus depot in Headingley and when he failed to respond to their challenges he was shot with the Taser.

He said as this was happening, another officer was pointing a real gun at his head.

He was restrained and eventually came round in the police van.

He said it was only then that the officers realised it was a medical emergency, despite him wearing a medical tag round his neck to warn of his condition, and took him to hospital.

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You know that your minds have been warped when you begin to see terriss everywhere. Diabetic comas are an everyday occurrence. "Terrorists" do not exist (except the ones who work for government. But they're not the kind to draw attention to themselves on buses.)

Time was, that if a cop found an unresponsive person, it was ASSUMED that the person was in a diabetic coma.

Now just tase them.

"You wake up, damn you."

"We am here to protect you."

"Stop...doing nothing."

"You are...a threat...for doing nothing..."

Armed police deployed

Mr Gaubert said he was on his way to meet friends when he suffered a fit on the bus and slipped into a [diabetic] coma which left him slumped on his seat clutching his rucksack.

Armed police were called to the bus depot in Headingley and when he failed to respond to their challenges he was shot with the Taser.

He said as this was happening, another officer was pointing a real gun at his head.

He was restrained and eventually came round in the police van.

He said it was only then that the officers realised it was a medical emergency, despite him wearing a medical tag round his neck to warn of his condition, and took him to hospital.

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You know that your minds have been warped when you begin to see terriss everywhere. Diabetic comas are an everyday occurrence. "Terrorists" do not exist (except the ones who work for government. But they're not the kind to draw attention to themselves on buses.)

Time was, that if a cop found an unresponsive person, it was ASSUMED that the person was in a diabetic coma.

Now just tase them.

"You wake up, damn you."

"We am here to protect you."

Can you see the fear in his eyes?

When GOP presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani stopped off for a little retail politicking at a Colorado coffee house last Saturday, he came prepared to hammer home his commitment to the war on terror, make a jab or two at Hillary Clinton, and field some tough questions about recently indicted pal Bernard Kerik -- but he apparently wasn't ready for Sander Hicks.

Hicks, a Brooklyn-based journalist, publisher and all-around multimedia maverick, is also a self-described member of the "9/11 Truth" movement, a group convinced that official explanations do not fully account for the Sept. 11 tragedies. As Giuliani shook hands and signed autographs outside of Loveland, Colorado's Loveland Coffee Company, Hicks was waiting with a question.

"Mr. Giuliani, six years ago you told Peter Jennings that 'we were told that the World Trade Center was going to collapse,'" Hicks said, quoting a remark from the former New York City mayor made during an interview with ABC News. "Where did you get your foreknowledge that the World Trade Center was going to collapse?"

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"Hicks appears to be trying to resuscitate the claim that Rudy knew the Towers were going to collapse in advance," states an entry at the blog Screw Loose Change, a site which claims to debunk "myths" about Sept. 11. "EMS Battalion Chief John Peruggia was warned by a NYC building engineer at 9:58 AM that the North Tower was in imminent danger of collapse. Presumably either Peruggia or the building engineer proceeded to warn the Mayor. Unfortunately Giuliani has compounded the problem by denying that he had any advance knowledge, perhaps because the kooks generally frame it that he had plenty of warning..."

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Just to recap for any worker drones who may have wandered in:

It is not theoretically possible for the WTC towers to have collapsed from the kinetic energy of the planes and the thermal energy of the burning fuel and office contents. Translation: It didn't happen that way. The energy deficit was likely made up with demolitions charges. This squares with Larry Silverstein's admission that they made the decision to "pull" bldg 7. This also squares with Rudy Giuliani's advance warning. (Of whatever duration. It makes no difference whether it's ten minutes or ten microseconds. Foreknowledge is foreknowledge.)

And further: What building engineer would ever suspect that a steel-framed building would collapse from fire? It had NEVER happened before. (And not one, not two, but three steel-framed buildings collapsed from "fire," all on the same day, all on the same piece of property, all owned by the same guy.

Huh.

• Giuliani has ties to Israel and to Department of Homeland Security (via Kerik.)
• Homeland Security has ties to Michael Chertoff, who oversaw the writing of the PATRIOT Act --that just magically happened to be already written and waiting in the wings. And he has ties to Israel.
• Larry Silverstein, I'm guessing, has ties to Israel.
• McGreevey's Little Boyfriend, Israeli intelligence agent, has ties to DHS --his coveted New Jersey DHS post.
  

All skid marks lead to Israel.

I just can't find a single Muslim in this whole mix.

I'm so kookie for demanding facts and logic and reason. I know it's not fashionable. I'm a man out of time, apparently.

Just how far are you people willing to take party loyalty?

On a 224-192 vote, largely along party lines, the House adopted its proposal to update the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act. The measure, known as the RESTORE Act, would replace a temporary FISA update approved in August.

The bill does not include a provision to grant legal immunity to telecommunications companies that the Bush administration has demanded and it restores the role of the FISA court in approving surveillance methods used by the National Security Agency that could ensnare Americans.

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This is the problem with political parties. Someone has "sold" you on the notion of party loyalty. Follow the most senior party member through thick and thin, the American Way be damned? "Well, the President is the most senior Republican, so I'll stick by him or I'll be in trouble." The President runs nothing. The people who control Presidents are not Democrats or Republicans. They have no national or party affiliation. They are dismantling your system of law so that they can arrange things to their benefit.

What's the ratio of Democrats to Republicans in the House? I don't know; for simplicity's sake let's say 3 to 2. How many Representatives do we have? Four hundred and thirty-five?

By your short-sighted adherence to parties, you have reduced the quantity of the debate and the viewpoints and the wisdom of 435 persons down to five.

You have a House of Representatives populated by five people, three of whom vote one way and two of whom vote another. (If we assume 3:2 Democrat to Republican, for simple argument's sake.)

Political parties should be smashed just like labor unions.

The question, "What's your party affiliation" is as idiotic as, "What's your major?"

Arrange furniture wrong? Get killed.

Here is a video of oh-so-brave Royal Canadian Mounted Police tasering to death a non-violent furniture arranger.

Do you suppose that a kind word or a cup of coffee or even a pair of handcuffs might have calmed down this disoriented and perhaps mentally unstable man?

Tasers are part of the new police SOP as "pain compliance" devices, as in, "Do what we say or you get pain."

Here's an interesting moral conundrum: For those with heart conditions --like me-- does the threat of being tased warrant an equal or superior use of force to defend oneself from fat, lazy cops?

This is rich.

Supporters of former attorney general Alberto R. Gonzales have created a trust fund to help pay for his legal expenses, which are mounting in the face of an ongoing Justice Department investigation into whether Gonzales committed perjury or improperly tampered with a congressional witness.

The establishment of a legal defense fund for the nation's former chief law enforcement officer underscores the potential peril confronting Gonzales, who is one of a handful of attorneys general to face potential criminal charges for actions taken in office.

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While in office, the man did everything in his power to subvert the rule of law and to dismantle the legal protections afforded the accused. He pretended never to have heard of Habeas Corpus, detailed precisely how it would be considered legal to torture children in front of their parents, and argued that the President had the authority to break any and all laws in pursuit of some shape-shifting rationale known as "defending the country."

If I were as grotesque a monster as this piece of filth, I would advocate throwing him into a hole, waterboarding him, subjecting him to sensory deprivation and mind-altering drugs, and forcing him to eat his own shit --all of which are the stinking fruits of his malformed, birth-defect existence.

But, alas, I cannot. I suppose even the most degenerate form of sociopath deserves the due process he so assiduously strove to eliminate.

Let his own soul --if he has one-- torture itself until the day this earth is finally rid of it and hell incinerates it as so much human garbage.

His crimes are self-evident. What class of person could be a "supporter?"

OK. Let's recap about the compressed audio.

I don't watch cable television. Anything I want to watch I can see on the internet. I sit at the table in my lair and recline in a high-backed chair and watch shows on my notebook computer. (I will foreshadow a bit here by noting that the mute button on my notebook is never more than three inches and a short finger-flick away.)

When the audio level of the programming is suddenly interrupted by too-loud, compressed audio of an advertisement, I effortlessly flick the mute button. Why? Because it's too fuckin' loud, that's why.

Then, since I cannot hear the audio and now have little idea of what the advertisement is about, my eyes will wander away from the screen and to the barbie dolls, the tinfoil hat, and the hand-lettered "VIACOM SUCKS" placard that I have been promising myself I will work into a bit somewhere. Or maybe the magazine lying on the floor. Or the numerous flag lapel pins that I bought out of a bucket at the liquidation store.

The point is, my attention is everywhere except the advertisement.

It's really OK: Stop compressing the audio.

Just stop.

Puzzle Piece Nos. 3382, 5120, and 6516

Judith Regan, the book publisher who was fired by the News Corporation last year, asserts in a lawsuit filed today that a senior executive at the media conglomerate encouraged her to mislead federal investigators about her relationship with Bernard B. Kerik during his bid to become homeland security secretary in late 2004.

The lawsuit asserts that the News Corporation executive wanted to protect the presidential aspirations of former Mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani, Mr. Kerik’s mentor, who had appointed him New York City police commissioner and had recommended him for the federal post.

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And:

“On or about June 13, 2003, ‘John Doe #7,’ a Brooklyn businessman, made a personal loan of $250,000 to Bernard B. Kerik (‘the John Doe #7 loan’). As Kerik well knew, john doe #7 obtained the funds with which to make the loan to kerik by in turn taking a loan from ‘John Doe #8,’ a wealthy Israeli industrialist whose companies did business with the federal government.”

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And let's not forget about McGreevey's Little Boyfriend, the Israeli intelligence agent who had his dear, little heart set on a top New Jersey Department of Homeland Security post.

The pattern emerges: DHS = Israel's Provincial American Government

If...

...upon telling an employee that I would like him to finish designing that back-office interface code so that I can get the demo ready for a prospective investor... if he were to say:

"But I'm supposed to go on break now,"

I would invite him not to return from his break.

It's not the breaks that are the issue. Trust me: He will be amply rewarded for his efforts. It's the inflexibility. You cannot move quickly and profitably when everyone is following some kind of rule book.

You know you're over the target when you start taking serious fire.

On Tuesday, November 6, 2007, a House Homeland Security Subcommittee had a hearing on "Terrorism and the Internet".* The hearing featured presentations from several groups, including a former employee of the RAND Corporation, and Mark Weitzman of the Simon Wiesenthal Center. The hearing was chaired by Democratic Rep. Jane Harman, and ranking Republican, Rep. Dave Reichert.

Toward the end of the hearing, Weitzman rolls out a PowerPoint presentation that presents a few 9/11 truth sites sandwiched in between websites that offer training in terrorist tactics, and a website that glorified the attack of 9/11. Among the websites presented under the heading "Internet: Incubator of 9/11 Conpiracies and Disinformation", are Architects and Engineers for 9/11 Truth, and other sites, such as Killtown's, who brought this Hearing to our attention.

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You see that it must be so, that 9-11 Truth sites be classified as Terris Incubators. Because when it becomes widely known that Israel played --at the very least-- an instrumental role in 9-11, then, obviously, Israel's fortunes will be...attenuated...

And T-shirt sales at the Simon Wiesenthal Boo Hoo Center for Woe Is Us Studies will kind of taper off. ...Probably causing budgetary problems...

(And by the way, Mr. Weitzman might have been better off replacing Architects and Engineers for 9/11 Truth --about as respectable and dispassionately technical a site as you can imagine-- he might have replaced it with It Was the Jews! It Has to Be, Or Else We Can't Eat Them! From a show biz perspective, it's just more satisfyingly dastardly sounding.)

Yup. I'd say the New World Order is on the ropes, alright.

For Bill O'Reilly, ambushing your political enemies with a video camera is just fine, as long as the camera is pointed in the opposite direction.

Blogger Mike Stark has a history of haranguing O'Reilly during his call-in radio show, and he once visited the Fox host's house to mock him over sexual harassment allegations. And now Stark, 39, has become the target of a network executive working on behalf of the combative Fox News pundit. Fox VP Dianne Brandi has written to the dean of the Univeristy of Virginia's law school, where Stark is in his second year, urging an investigation of his conduct.

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O'Reilly, Hannity, Limbaugh... they're all starting to get scared of their masters' impending exposure. You can see it in their eyes... I can.

Why does the substance eater talk?

Privacy no longer can mean anonymity, says [Kerr]. Instead, it should mean that government and businesses properly safeguard people’s private communications and financial information.

Kerr’s comments come as Congress is taking a second look at the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.

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Privacy means that neither this substance eater nor his penny-shining masters have access to information that has nothing to do with them.

Privacy means anonymity. Because if it doesn't, then you go away and we hire someone else to protect our property. Is that easy enough for you to understand? Because it's really pretty simple.

Moreover, it's difficult to justify any further infringement of privacy rights when your national intelligence can't even finger the true troglodytic perpetrators of 9-11. Just pretend that you're a pig; grunt and snort and root around in garbage and you'll find your guilty party soon enough.

Barbie in a state of nature.

Have I told you how queer I am?

I flit about like a little fairy and sashay down the street in search of hair care products.

I play up the gay angle to demonstrate that it is a very sad state of affairs when the fairies of the world are restoring lawful government.

Never in my most deranged nightmares did I ever suspect that the responsibility for playing the role of United States Alpha Male would fall to me.

And by the way,

when I describe to you my artistic process of not really knowing if anyone is in my audience, do not mistake that for some kind of hedging-of-bets posture. It's not, because intellectually I know full well who is in my audience.

• So the IRS can try to collect taxes from someone who doesn't know that it's an unlawful fraud,
• The State of Vermont and all other states can watch me exercise my right to travel, and
• Michael Mukasey and Joseph Lieberman and Michael Chertoff can all have a Barnyard Animal Party together, where they lament the short supply of three-year-old girls and nine-year-old boys to screw without becoming unclean.

And of my latest plan to initiate non-linearity? Maybe I'll draw up the legal documents that detail the authority and evidence by which I indict several members of the Bush Administration. Then I'll travel to DC to deliver arrest warrants for them. (It should make great news, what with the numerous Pandora's Boxes of mine spewing forth their contents. We can have news cameras watch me roll into town and march up to the gate of the White House. And any decent members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff can assign military men to deliver to me the objects of my warrants. How's that sound?)

Chris King Pop Icon comin' to town... And I defy anyone to resist my moral authority.

Non-linearity is imminent. Get ready.

I guess standards have slipped around here recently.

American military chiefs have been left dumbstruck by an undetected Chinese submarine popping up at the heart of a recent Pacific exercise and close to the vast U.S.S. Kitty Hawk - a 1,000ft supercarrier with 4,500 personnel on board.

By the time it surfaced the 160ft Song Class diesel-electric attack submarine is understood to have sailed within viable range for launching torpedoes or missiles at the carrier.

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What decade do you think this is? You're not fighting rice farmers for your penny-shining masters anymore. You're up against the Sunburn missile and skilled submariners. A carrier battle group is of zero value any longer.

If there is a shooting war in the Middle East, you will lose. Each of those ships will be sunk within thirty minutes. And then we'll not only be out an army, but half the Pacific Fleet will be at the bottom of the ocean.

Now I know that Admirals don't come too bright these days. You apparently believe your own Global War on Terror(R) marketing. So before you get bait-and-switched yet again, let me tell you that USG LLC and Israel are setting you up. They will sacrifice one or more of your expensive, obsolete carrier battle groups in order to prime the waterworks pump for a strike on Iran and/or Syria.

Not to mention that while all you war heroes were off playing tough guys, the United States has ceased to exist.

So either you're too stupid to realize who has attacked the nation, or the War on Globa' Terra business on the Pacific Fleet website indicates that you're in on it.

Which is worse?

...Completely fuckin' useless...

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