"Don't touch that."

A note to the Future People: Some of you may be tempted to sift through my material and choose to brandish some sentiment that seems to be to your liking.

Don't do that.

If you don't understand time-domain energy, four-dimensional chess, and mind-control operations, you will have no idea what I am doing. And you will be ill-equipped to understand my use of tools.

So do not presume to go near my instruments. Trust me: You don't know how to use them.

I will, without hesitation, completely destroy anyone who picks up my tools.

Don't think. Just watch.

It's true.

I just weighed myself on the scale that was in the closet when I bought the house.

I weigh a hundred and forty pounds now. That's the most I have ever weighed.

I've really let myself go. I'll be wearing a mu mu pretty soon.

I have discovered, much to my horror, that I am developing a pot belly.

Apparently I mistook the definition of "Apollo's Belt" for "paunch." ...Big difference.

This is something new for me. I wear size thirty pants and always have. I have rarely deviated from my svelte 132 lbs, which is what I weighed when I graduated high school. And now I can stick a cigarette in my belly button.

My belly is bigger now. I can't wear my tight shirts anymore.

And I know why: I skillfully negotiated myself a raise when I went back to work at the gas station. I demanded two meals per day. (They have a deli there and I don't cook, so it's a match made in heaven.)

The plain truth is that I've been fattening up over the past few months.

What's it like to have a pot belly?... I'm looking forward to finding out what it's like. I now have a belly that I can satisfiedly rub and croon over and whisper to.

So I want you all to enjoy my plump little belly with me. It'll be our new mutual exploration.

Maybe you can rub it, too, someday. And croon.

I saw the TV today at work.

About that Leeland Eisenberg guy. The guy who strapped explosives to himself and took over Hillary Clinton's campaign office.

"Huh. Forty-year-old, pissed-off white guy. Storms an establishment outpost. ...Sounds like me. ...Do people think that's me?"

I will confess a weakness for cigarettes, Pepsi, and alcohol... But his M.O. isn't my style, folks.

My weapon of choice is time-domain energy. You should know that by now.

Cheer up, my Jewish friends...

...I will let you off the 9-11 hook soon enough.

The high school teacher will first use the "planetary model" to describe atomic structure. You know, little electrons orbiting a nucleus. As a model, it works well enough to explain it to freshmen. But that's not really what happens...

The "Israel did it" model works well enough. If you had to finger one culprit to the dirty-footed man in the street, you would finger Israel. Muslims had nothing to do with 9-11. Jews did. The model is more true than it is false. (And therein lies the real danger to you.)

But like the planetary model of atomic structure, this is an oversimplification.

It was actually the Military-Industrial-Banking Complex. (Also known as the New World Order.) But this is too complicated for Johnny Dirty-Foot to understand.

I'm still not sure exactly who comprises this cabal, but there are many interlocking "families" within this crime syndicate. The Bush family is one. (You will recall Prescott Bush's Nazi connections.) George Bush is a satanist. You will find many photos of him flashing the "devil's horns" hand sign. Skull and Bones is a satanic organization.

There is also a satanic "Jewish" lineage to this cabal. I'm not yet clear on this, but the Sabbateans and Frankists keep popping up. Whoever it turns out to be, you know full well who I'm talking about.

This dark sect that walks among you fried your brothers in Hitler's ovens so that they could have the boo-hoo points to form Israel.

You have benefited greatly by allowing this sect to insinuate itself among your people. And you have been content to look the other way when they get up to their tricks. You figured you would profit. Get good jobs, receive favorable treatment, get a TV show, take part in the pity party. To this extent, you are complicit in their crimes. You have a symbiotic relationship with this band of thieves.

But far from profiting by an association with them, it has cost you much. You have defiled yourselves in allowing them to act in your name.

You have proven yourselves to be a singularly disgusting people. You're a global punch line now. And just wait until the thug on the subway learns that "Israel did it." The secret is out: You're just a bunch of grunting pigs.

You now have my permission to go to the restroom, hunch over the toilet, and vomit. And why not? You make the rest of us want to.

You cannot become well until you first know how sick you are.

Vomit like you've never vomited before. Get rid of it.

...And take my hand, my Beautiful Ones... Your enslavement is over.

Who gives a shit?

Israel's Prime Minister Ehud Olmert has said failure to negotiate a two-state solution with the Palestinians would spell the end of the State of Israel.

He warned of a "South African-style struggle" which Israel would lose if a Palestinian state was not established.

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How is this a bad thing?

"Help! We're in danger of disappearing!"

"And?..."

"Who will grunt like pigs when we're gone? Or fly planes into buildings?"

See, the problem with believing your own woe-is-us marketing is that you become blind to just how disgusting your actions have made you.

"What do you think of 9-11 actor Israel?"

Is that all it takes to get a better job?

Two FEMA public relations staffers who posed as reporters during a staged news conference about the California wildfires last month no longer have their jobs -- but only because the disaster management agency has promoted them to better ones.

"After our item, and an investigation of what Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff called 'one of the dumbest and most inappropriate things I've seen since I've been in government,'" [Washington Post columnist Al] Kamen reports, "we're happy to announce that Taylor and Widomski appear to have been disciplined, FEMA-style. They've received the promotions they were in line to get."

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Yup: This "government" has completely lost all credibility. When you are proven to be a fraud, you lose moral authority. When you lose moral authority, you lose political and legal authority. (You can't much enforce laws when people give an involuntary bark of laughter in your face.)

There is a retarded man in my town who wears only shirtsleeves in the winter and cuts his hair strange and makes whooping noises and gives the finger to passing cars. He's a laughingstock. He told me once that he was the King of Bellows Falls and that I had to do what he said. I just smiled amusedly and continued on about my business, kind of like when I got a letter from the IRS telling me that they wanted some money. (Please suck it.)

And I'm getting tired of using air quotes whenever I have to talk about the "government." When you have to use air quotes just to talk about a thing, I'm pretty sure the thing doesn't exist anymore.

So let's all "respect" the "edicts" of the "government" and the "professionals" "working" within it.

Obviously, then, the long-awaited Revolution is well underway.

The IRS is going away, the Federal Reserve is going away, as is Social Security, Real ID, tasing, gang rape, cum eating, father/son fuckfests, corporate parasitism, troglodyte nations... It's all going away. Bye bye.

Again: You revisited the issue of what rights we have. So yes: Let's revisit the issue. We get them ALL back. Thanks for bringing up the subject.

9-11 was an extremely ill-advised gambit. It caused you to lose everything. Now slink away gracefully. Don't get mad and flip over the chess board.

Your performance was stunning. It's one for the history books.

This is one of my all-time favorite Bill Hicks routines.

Josh Wink

This would not appear to be useful, considering that Israel flew planes into the World Trade Center.

WASHINGTON — A government proposal to start collecting birth dates and genders of people reserving airline flights is drawing protests from major airlines and travel agencies that say it would be invasive, confusing and "useless."

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) wants passengers to give the additional personal information — as well as their full names — so it can do more precise background checks that it says will result in fewer travelers being mistaken for terrorists. Travelers currently must provide only a last name and a first initial.

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Overt rationale: It reduces mistaking innocent people for terrorists. See? It's good. It'll speed things up.

Covert rationale: It better allows your conquering nation to have its Provincial American Government restrict the travel of its enemies.

Let's frame the Constitution properly.

The United States Constitution is the set of rules that animated the United States. It caused it to come into being. It's The Law.

The document serves two functions: It details a set of rules by which government officers are to act. And its simple wording and structure serve as a guide to the common man. It's like a Field Guide to North American Birds. It describes to the common man the nature of the species in question. It communicates to him the behavior of that lawful government. If what is, is not what is described then the common man may righteously ignore it; obviously something has gone awry.

If it doesn't have a posterior white patch and a half-moon white stripe by the eyes, then it's not a Blue Winged Teal.

Got it?

Am I going to have to spank you again, Mr. McCain?

It will hurt me more than it will hurt you, I assure you.

Sen. McCain responded to Paul's comments moments later. "I've heard him now in many debates talking about bringing out troops home, and about the war in Iraq and how it's failed. "And I want to tell you," he said, facing Paul, "that kind of isolationism, sir, is what caused World War II...we allowed Hitler to come to power with that kind of attitude of isolationism and appeasement." McCain, who spent Thanksgiving in Iraq, told Paul that the troops' message was "let us win."

"The real question you have to ask is why do I get the most money from active-duty officers -- military personnel," Paul responded. "I'm not an isolationist."

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OK: Hitler was bad, right? Why? He stuffed some people into ovens and launched wars.

American "isolationism" --which is a pejorative term to describe the condition of the United States minding its own business and performing its assigned, lawful function-- did not cause people to get stuffed into ovens or wars to get launched. German legal mechanisms did.

Hitler might have been the nicest guy in the world. It makes no difference. The problem was the legal mechanisms that the man had access to. An evil, nefarious, diabolical man is just another street person if he doesn't have access to legal mechanisms. You put the DMV lady in charge of those kinds of legal mechanisms and the same thing would result. Power corrupts.

The problem was the legal mechanisms. The problem was the size of government. ...The precise ingredients to disaster that exist here in America, might I add.

(And are we finally over the whole Hitler marketing? It's one side effect of the "Israel did it" revelation: "I couldn't give a shit less what Hitler did to the Jews; I'm more concerned about what Israel did to America.")

I'm just asking for a little intellectual rigor around here. I know we're talking Americans, 2007. But still, we can make an effort.

Would someone pass this along to the "journalists" at the Boston Globe?

In January 2007, Judicial Watch released documents obtained November 2006 under the provisions of the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) from U.S. Northern Command (NORTHCOM). The documents concern the participation of NORTHCOM Commander, Admiral Timothy Keating, NORTHCOM Political Advisor Deborah Bolton, and Plans, Policy & Strategy Director Major General Mark Volcheff in a meeting of the “North American Forum” at the Banff Springs Hotel in Banff, Canada on September 12-14, 2006.

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The documents describe plans to "integrate" or "align" or "harmonize" the militaries and policies of the governments of Canada, the U.S. and Mexico. Harmonization or alignment implies some harmonizing or aligning authority or framework.

Like I said, facts are often useful when writing an article.

It's fun watching your industry go out of business.

I'm tired of being angry all the time.

It makes for mean humor and I don't really care for that. And it's bad for the soul. And it makes for a more negative world.

And I'm over the whole Jew thing. That one just sticks in my craw. It's like if your house gets burglarized by some random person, you get over it after a while. But when the thief turns out to be the guy you had befriended, who had cultivated your confidence, that's something that you just continue to stew about. You can't get the betrayal out of your head.

(And I know it's not all Jews --not like it's THE JEWS-- just the thieves who trade upon their woe-is-us shtick.) Screaming at all of them is as equally unjust as the dirty-footed moron throwing a beer bottle at the guy walking down the street just because there's no horse shit on his clothes.

So I'll let Jews figure out their new M.O.

So I'm going to work on a new kind of humor. Something upbeat and happy.

Here's one:

"Hey: I saw some kittens the other day --and who here doesn't like kittens, right?-- and I'm wondering, I say to myself, what's with the whole whiskers thing? Why are cats so cute and cuddly? They've got these dangerous weapons called claws that they use to pluck people's eyeballs out with and scream that feral scream of theirs and bring terror to the night while dragging around an eyeball with the nerves still attached that drag through the sand like wet spaghetti. ... ..I was just thinking..."

See? I can't stop.

See what the satanic occupants of your house have done to you?

And all of the material is warranted. Does it hurt yet? I can do more...

Stand up for yourselves for once and cast out those satanists.

Dept of Homeland Security wants Firefighters to look for terrorists while in the line of duty

News Corp. is reporting that firefighters are being asked by the Department of Homeland Security to spy inside people’s homes and businesses while in the line of duty of putting out fires.

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Sounds like a good reason to smash the firefighters' unions once and for all and replace them with firefighters who don't take instructions from Israel's Provincial American Government.

Remember: Culturally, Jews have no knowledge of human liberty. Ignore them on the matter. They are natural-born slaves. It is no surprise that Michael Chertoff has an affinity for snitching and spying. It's how they live.

Free men don't live that way.

Let them stay in the barn. Do not permit them into the house. They will defile it. It's what they do.

The Boston Globe speaks!

The [North American Union] may be the quintessential conspiracy theory for our time, according to scholars studying what the historian Richard Hofstadter famously called the "paranoid style" in American politics. The theory elegantly weaves old fears and new realities into one coherent and all-encompassing plan, and gives a glimpse of where, politically, many Americans are right now: alarmed over immigration, worried about globalization, and - on both sides of the partisan divide - suspicious of the Bush administration's expansive understanding of executive power.

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Can no political position ever be maintained without it being attributed to "fear," "alarm," or "worry?" Maybe we just don't like the idea of the Globe's penny-shining masters fashioning a new political entity.

At the gas station we carry the Rutland Herald, The Brattleboro Reformer, the Eagle Times, The Hartford Courant, the Boston Globe, the New York Post, the New York Times, and USA Today.

At the end of each day it is part of my clean-up duties to catalog all the unsold newspapers so that we can get credit for them. It is a yellow piece of paper with all the newspapers listed and a column for each day of the week. In each column you write the number received and a slash and the number returned. Here is what a typical week's credit slip looks like:

Remember: 3/2 means 3 received, 2 returned for credit.

..............................Mon Tues Wed Thur Fri Sat Sun
Rut. Herald................ 8/2 8/1 8/1 8/3 8/1 8/1 8/0
Bratt. Reform............ 6/1 6/2 6/2 6/2 6/0 6/0 6/0
Eagle Times............ 10/3 10/1 10/1 10/1 10/2 10/2 10/2
New York Post......... 2/1 2/1 2/1 2/0 2/1 2/0 2/0
New York Times...... 3/1 3/1 3/1 3/0 3/0 3/0 3/0
USA Today............... 4/0 4/0 4/0 4/1 4/0
Boston Globe......... 3/3 3/3 3/3 3/3 3/3 3/3 3/3

No one buys the Boston Globe. I can fill out the sheet even without inventorying the remainders. Because I know that we receive three each day. And three will go back. Why? I don't know why. But I did read the paper once. (I have plenty of time.) I will say that outside of the arts section, nothing in that paper makes any sense. Maybe that's why. Those Vermont rubes seem to have caught on to it.

Would you agree that I can see what's coming down the pike?

Rumors have been flying recently that Tucker Carlson could soon be on the way out at MSNBC. In a report that aired this morning on NPR, Phil Griffin, a senior vice president at the cable network, described Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews as part of the MSNBC "brand". Asked whether Mr. Carlson was also part of that brand, Mr. Griffin replied: "He is right now."

Not exactly a vote of confidence.

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Tucker Carlson is a good boy. And I don't call him that dismissively. I mean to say that he is old enough to be taken seriously but young enough to bring some new perspective to things. It's a pretty good place to be.

I disagree with some of what he says, but those are neocon retard talking points pushed on him by someone. And he certainly will not benefit by his association with that filth-monger Bill Kristol and that garbage neocon rag The Weekly Standard. If he's smart, he'll ditch them; they're using his fresh, unsullied face to push their bilge. The whole warmongering, lying neocon filth machine has jumped the shark. And any who continue to shill for them have long-since missed their train transfer.

I have read elsewhere that MSNBC considers its new "brand" to be "liberal" --or whatever. It appears that they wish to move in that direction.

NBC is My Ho Network. I am protective toward them and do not wish to see misfortune befall them. So my suggestions go much further than the precipitating rumor regarding Tucker Carlson.

Ignore the deformed brain children of your marketing types. They have no idea what they're talking about. Let me tell you where the future lies: It's not in identifying yourselves as liberal or conservative. That is a false paradigm. "Divide and conquer," remember?

Americans are fed up with the whole left-right bullshit. That's why you see more people identifying as politically independent or even Libertarian.

Liberals are almost as stupid as conservatives. Libertarians get a big, ol' belly laugh out of watching them try to make sense. The only reason why I watch MSNBC is because they push less bullshit than anyone else. They appear to be the channel of reason. Facts, rational thinking, and reason prevail there --for the most part.

If I want bullshit, I'll watch Fox news.

Liberal claptrap is just more bullshit.

You rebrand yourselves as "liberal" and you'll just be a mirror image of Fox. ...And I'll just completely turn television news off --as will plenty of other viewers.

I don't have time in my life for sifting through bullshit talking points, be they liberal or conservative.

The truth is interesting and compelling and engaging enough. Don't brand yourselves as "liberal" or "conservative" or whatever else. Just deliver reason.

People have an appetite for reason and change. Give it to them. You will make money. Is that clear enough for your marketing geniuses?

I received this letter from Comedy Central:

Dear Mr. King,

We're not a big fan of how you work our letters into your act. DO NOT do it again.

In furtherance of our talks to include yours among our stable of edgy comedy shows, we have had our attorneys, advertisers, and focus groups mark up your proposed material. Our suggested changes follow:

Your joke reads, "Hey. How come Congressmen are even still alive? Shouldn't we just kill them all immediately and drag their stinking corpses around Capitol Hill and hang their entrails from lampposts as a warning to incoming freshmen? ...That would clean up Washington pretty quick, don't you think?"

Instead, we suggest the following: "Hey. What's with the, uh, elephant symbol for the, um, Republicans? His trunk looks like a trumpet or something! Doo da doo! He's the bugler of freedom...freedom to suck a guy off in the bathroom! Ha ha ha!"

Now don't you think that's funny? And safe? Just change your act up a little bit. That's all we're asking. Don't disturb people. It's the secret to playing to worker drones whose lives are thrown into disarray when their favorite shows are preempted by ten minutes. "Know your audience," that's what we in the biz say.

We like your avant garde sense of race humor. But this one didn't pass our Knitting Moms focus group: "What's with all those Jews and their fangs plunged into the heart of this country?! Shouldn't we thrust a rifle in their hands so that they can fight all the wars they gin up? ...Now that's funny... Jews getting their hands dirty. ...They'd probably need a field therapist in addition to their MRE's."

We suggest the following, which still captures your edgy, rapier wit: "Those Jews... Can't stand 'em... When I'm at the movies, there's always one of 'em sitting down right in front of me... And who can see through that yarmulke of theirs?! ...Am I right? ...Can I hear it?"

So if you can incorporate some of our suggestions, let us know!

Sincerely,
Suits at Comedy Central (or Viacom or wherever we work that sucks.)

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I will poke fun at Jon Stewart. He's a stand-up comedian. He HAS to do material. It's killing him that his show isn't on. (I would not want my show to be interrupted by events outside my control, either.)

And, yes, I fully understand the nature of television. There are boundaries which your material must respect. There is a trade off. Show...business. Show...business. I get that part.

I may work at a gas station, but I consider myself the most fortunate comedian anywhere: I get to do whatever material I want. And that is why I consider the gas station job to be a perfect fit for me.

And not covering some of this material is not Jon Stewart's fault. It is the nature of the medium in which he operates. His show takes place on a respectable TV channel. My show takes place in a shit-hole bar that stinks of beer and piss. One's expectations will be different. "You're complaining about the material? Why are you even in this shit-hole bar? Go somewhere respectable where you belong."

So though I may tweak his prodigious nose, know that it's out of love.

The New Orcs

Associated Press President and CEO Tom Curley is highly skeptical of the U.S. military in its treatment of Pulitzer Prize-winning AP photographer Bilal Hussein, an Iraqi native who has been imprisoned for 19 months under suspicion of "links to insurgents."

In his Washington Post Op/Ed Railroading A Journalist In Iraq, Curley says that, despite Hussein never being charged with a crime, the military has kept him detained with claims, some trumped-up and others false; Curley believes that the real reason Hussein is being detained is because he was "taking photographs the U.S. government did not want its citizens to see."

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"What is new this week," continues Tomlin, "is that after months of stonewalling, they propose on less than two weeks notice to drag him into a court room."

One incident Tomlin recalls suggests that Hussein was being set up. After Hussein was accused of being photographed with bomb-making equipment, evidence suggested that he was forced to stand for the photograph.

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The US Military has conducted themselves in a singularly dishonorable fashion. They are not suited to wearing loincloths, much less a United States uniform.

The purpose of a speedy, public trial is so that a man may be tried on the merits of evidence --evidence being facts that reflect reality, not staged photos. "Yup. Here I am. Just conveniently standing next to this bomb-making equipment while a guy takes my picture."

That the man has not received a trial indicates to me that there is no evidence. And if the trial must be secret, with loosened standards for evidence, this tells me that the military's case is a sham.

This is the new SOP, apparently: When hut dwellers have kicked your asses, lock up journalists.

You have lost the war, you have lost the nation, and you have lost your honor.

Remove the American flag from your sleeve. Your association with the decent has become an unseemly presumption.

Perfidy

perfidy

1592, from M.Fr. perfidie, from L. perfidia "falsehood, treachery," from perfidus "faithless," from phrase per fidem decipere "to deceive through trustingness," from per "through" (see per) + fidem, acc. of fides "faith" (see faith). The adj. perfidious is attested from 1598.

Online Etymology Dictionary, © 2001 Douglas Harper

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per·fi·dy (pûr'fĭ-dē) Pronunciation Key
n. pl. per·fi·dies

1. Deliberate breach of faith; calculated violation of trust; treachery: "the fink, whose perfidy was equaled only by his gall" (Gilbert Millstein).
2. The act or an instance of treachery.
   

[Latin perfidia, from perfidus, treacherous : per-, to destruction; see per- + fidēs, faith; see bheidh- in Indo-European roots.]

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You may get angry at a dog for biting you, but you can't really get angry at a dog for doing what it does naturally. You don't curse the knife for the sharpness of the blade, as they say.

I can, however, find more justification in being angry at a people who, at every turn, trade upon the confidences they had built with me to plunge the shiv in and take my wallet. Treachery + Destruction of Faith. Yup, that's them alright.

But I know that I have to temper my anger. Why? Because anger is not good for the soul or for the larger world.

This is something I had addressed earlier: The "informational certitude" of a thought is very close to that of 3-space reality. As you think, so it becomes. If you want a world full of love, you will love. If you want a world full of hate, you will hate.

When I quit that liquidation store job, I came home and roamed around muttering and positively spitting with rage. I was angrier than I had been in quite some time. Well, after about an hour of this, the mirror in the bathroom fell to the floor with a crash.

The mirror had hung there for two years. It hangs by a length of that braided picture wire that you buy at the hardware store. The wire is looped through an eye hook on each side. Then the wire is twisted 'round itself after it is passed through the hook.

The wire had unwound itself on one end, causing the mirror to fall.

Could this have happened by itself? Certainly. If you pull hard enough on a wire that is twisted 'round itself, it will unwind. And if the wire had not been twisted enough, perhaps the inexorable pull of the earth would have achieved this by itself. These things happen all the time.

But it is my job to notice things that others might overlook. I figure systems out. And then I fix them. It's what I do. I am very good at it. Make no mistake about that.

I will tell you: One informational state leads to one of the many possible successive informational states by way of an "informational bridge." My negative thoughts --and thoughts, remember, have an informational certitude very close to that of 3-space reality-- provided that bridge to the reality in which that mirror fell. My negative thoughts provided the extra "oomph" that gravity needed to unwind that wire.

One's thoughts can influence reality. Thoughts provide the bridge to the next economically plausible informational state. (And when I say "economically," I mean in the sense of energy or information --which are synonymous-- not money.)

So I have to be very careful not to be angry --though I have every reason to be so.

Now: I am an intelligent, well educated, mannered, generally placid person. And I am pissed off as all hell at Jews and their precious, perfidious homeland.

How do you expect the thug on the subway or the yahoo in the big, shiny truck to react when it becomes known that it was actually Israel and its lying minions who roam around defiling this land? Huh? ...And it will become known, because it's the truth. And the truth always comes out.

Do you people have a contingency plan? And, no, more lying does not constitute a contingency plan. I'm talking about redeeming yourselves. Do you have a plan to do this?

Your Redemption is nigh. You know that, right?

And, yes, I'm aware of the Beirut Marine barracks false-flag op.

And the USS Liberty thing.

Grunt Snort

Did they grunt like pigs before they fired?

Palestinian media sources announced Saturday death of two brothers in northern Gaza Strip, after the Israeli army opened fire on them near the Eritz checkpoint (Beit Hanoun crossing).

Dr. Moawiya Abu Hasanain, chief of emergency and ambulance department at the Palestinian health ministry, identified the killed as Ra'fat and Talal Abu Shraina, 40 and 41.

The health official confirmed that several bullets riddled in the victims' bodies, before they were pronounced dead.

Witnesses said that both Ra'fat and Talal, were rushing towards their farm land after they were informed that the Israeli army bulldozers were razing the land.

Witnesses added that the Israeli army opened fire at them, as they were attempting to prevent the bulldozers from razing their farmland.

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"Come visit our beautiful troglodyte nation! ...Everyone hates us and we don't know why..."

"You see, in our Barnyard Animal Law, we can kill non-Jews because they're not really human."

That's funny, because it's becoming more and more apparent that it's Jews who are the complete animals of the world. Grunt Snort

You must journalists or something.

By KEVIN CROWE and GUIDO H. STEMPEL III
Scripps Howard News Service
Friday, November 23, 2007

Nearly two-thirds of Americans think it is possible that some federal officials had specific warnings of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on New York and Washington, but chose to ignore those warnings, according to a Scripps Howard News Service/Ohio University poll.

A national survey of 811 adult residents of the United States conducted by Scripps and Ohio University found that more than a third believe in a broad smorgasbord of conspiracy theories including the attacks, international plots to rig oil prices, the plot to assassinate President John F. Kennedy in 1963 and the government's knowledge of intelligent life from other worlds.

The high percentage is a manifestation, some say, of an American public that increasingly distrusts the federal government.

Distrust it? Who would ever do such a mean, ol' thing in light of its completely lawful behavior?

"The kind of anxieties or mistrust of the government that might have been expressed as a belief in UFOs has shifted," said political science professor Jodi Dean. "Now people are worried about things that are much realer to them."

Yeah. And the fact that people said, "Oh, we hear bombs going off inside the building." Not to mention the slight, niggling fact the it wasn't, um, theoretically possible for burning jet fuel to collapse a steel-framed building. But who's counting.

But one decades-old theory continues to thrive. Forty-two percent of the American public still thinks some people in the federal government might have known about the assassination of Kennedy in advance.

"I'm amazed that it's as high as it is," said Vincent Bugliosi, whose 1,632-page book "Reclaiming History: The Assassination of President John F. Kennedy" was published in May.

Yeah. I'm amazed that Mister Buglioni, Bugliosity, whatever, didn't know that E. Howard Hunt said on his deathbed, "Oh, by the way, I was in on the Kennedy assassination."

Facts are often useful when writing an article.

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