Saturday, August 05, 2006

The Only Conspiracy Worth Talking About

A friend of mine once said, "If we could only discover the identity of the coach driver, we could stop the conspiracy."

That is a fool's errand. You could finger him, just to have someone else climb on as driver.

The love of money is the root of all evil. It produces RadioBombs and boys with holes drilled in their heads and poverty and all manner of dehumanization. And as long as people worship money, evil will exist.

And when a governmental system is solely geared toward protecting economic interests, you guarantee that that government's fruits will be evil.

I like to call money "3-Space energy." It rots. As a "god" it is inferior to time domain energy. 3-Space energy is a manifestation of time domain energy.

There appears to be going on a timeless battle between 3-Space energy and time domain energy. Since the latter is the source of the former, you can see who will win.

People become seduced by 3-Space energy because it seems the more tangible of the two. But that is a mistake, because time domain energy is far more powerful.

These are forms of 3-Space energy:
-sunshine
-money
-food
-labor
-gasoline
-electricity

Every organism has an innate desire to store an amount of 3-Space energy: Store some food, build a nest egg, make sure you've got enough oil for the winter, etc. In some people, I believe, this innate desire takes on a pathological form: They seek to control everything. It may be related to procreative desirability: "I can provide for all your offspring."

If I wanted to rule the world --which is a common pursuit among those with that pathology-- I would seek to control its energy. I don't care who resides in the boardroom of a factory if I have the ability to pull the breaker in the cellar. If I have the power to pull the breaker, then I run the factory.

The evil that you see in the world is a battle to control the world's energy. And behind that still further is a battle between the gods of 3-Space energy and time domain energy.

Their earthly actors come and go. It's not wise to become fixated on discovering them. But you might as well know who the current coach drivers are: They're the ones who want to control the energy. They want to control the oil. And it's not about money. It's about total control of the planet.

And when your government is geared toward protecting these crass commercial interests, you guarantee yourselves a perfect hell on earth. Because they will stop at nothing to defend their control.

When such a system of control is set up, it becomes, quite tangibly, the earthly conduit for that lesser god. The expression of evil occurs within this system of control. It has to, because outside of such a system of control, no one would buy such an ugly product. "Satan" is forever willing to spring forth wherever such systems of control exist. Police state not good.

This pathological desire to control things explains why there is a lot of wreckage along the road to alternative energies. Because if you don't need their oil, their power disappears. What's it matter if I can pull the breaker, when you can run an extension cord out the window and down the street?

As alternative energies go --hydrogen and biomass and all those-- they really are not different from oil; they all are the same in that they are used to perform work. They are all forms of 3-Space energy. With each, you are converting 3-Space energy into another form of 3-Space energy.

What if you go directly to the well and harvest time domain energy? You'd have a limitless supply of energy. No drilling in the ground, no polluting of rivers, no oil wars, no RadioBombs, no emissions... ...heat in the winter for all, flying cars, inexpensive food... ...You'd have a heaven on earth, by comparison. You'd have so much energy that you could even afford to run machines that dump wasted thermal energy back into the time domain.

Can your technology achieve this? Yes. You do it all the time. But you ignore the Heaviside component. And that's for a reason. Because if you were to exploit the power of the Heaviside component, you would be free from your shackles.

Some people find this very dangerous.

"Free energy is kookie! Perpetual motion machines don't exist. That's crazy talk."

My answer is this: Conservation of energy occurs in four dimensions, not three, stupid. Go back to college...you'll get even smarter.

So go directly to the well and shove aside the peddlers of death and destruction. They're vile people. The systems of control that they erect are antithetical to all that is good. And they promise only a perfect hell on earth and the total enslavement of your species --whether they know it or not. They, too, are useful idiots, because their god is always waiting to spring forth. And he has been clever enough to conceal his true nature from them...

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I maintain that the combination of advanced technology and earthly government yields only two theoretically possible outcomes: Total enslavement of the human population, or destruction of the planet --as various groups vie for control of the enslaved population. That is why you can't have government anymore. Thinking that doesn't make me an anarchist; it makes me reasonable.

I will lie to you.

Something I have pointed out before, but that bears repeating, is that I will lie to you.

It is an important element of the psy-op.

Don't forget that this is a show. Don't forget that I am a comedian. I am my own target audience. I am entertaining myself.

The point of my every labor is to ridicule your morally bankrupt society's belief that you know what is real. That. is. the joke. Get it? Ta Da! And judging by the degree to which I crack myself up, my execution is flawless.

My favorite part of any show is where the audience comes to believe that it knows what's happening. I may then set about devising a suitably entertaining punishment.

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Yeah, that's mine.

I've never hidden behind the fig leaf of, "Oh, hey, it's just a joke. Don't you get it?"

I mean everything I say. I just try to be artful about it.

Friday, August 04, 2006

He not funny _or_ smart.

Donald Rumsfeld not smart enough to make subtle threat. He told what to say. His mouth nice place to put cum.

He not military mastermind. He office man who hate military men. He get killed now.

It not smart help with 9-11. You silly head.

Micronukes

It is likely true that Israel has secreted explosive or biological weapons in cities around the United States. It's insurance for them. For just such a situation... And since they run your television*, they have astutely dropped nuggets along the way that such an event would be the work of the Arabs. It's what I would do in their position.

We'll have our stand at the place of my choosing.

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*And before people start crying, I should point out yet again that the architects and beneficiaries of Israel are not Jewish. Nope. You? You're the labor...

Show's Over

The reason why the Foxman News Channel shut down their studio in the White House is because they couldn't keep the show going.

Everyone else jumped ship, so they moved in Tony Snow. I don't watch much television so I don't really know who has what show or what they say on it. But I'm guessing that Tony Snow got the job because he was the best at what he did.

Maybe he threatened to resign over having to shovel shit every day. And if he was the best, who do you replace him with?

They had to shut down the show. They ran out of labor.

Me want more non-linearity.

Please call more attention to me...if you think that's wise.

Amateur Hour

I have noticed a significant increase in attempts to diminish the power of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

The 9-11 actors know full well that its most formidable foes are the comedians. The 9-11 actors are trying to devise methods of engaging or marginalizing them. But as I have pointed out before, it is extremely tactically difficult to engage a comedian. He will not permit you to know what is real... It is not possible to fight something that is not real...you see. And I'm not real. And that's why I will win. You see.

The comedian will always win. So don't bother. And don't try being funny yourselves, because you're not. ...Unless you're headlining at the Bust-a-Gut Lounge. And you know what kind of crowd they get there...

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And I will point out that the weakness of television as a distribution mechanism for the truth...is that the medium is so old that it has been regulated to near death over the years. And the costs of distribution are too high. Therefore, they could shut you down by eliminating your sponsors...or by screwing with your labor.

On the internet, however, no one can shut down a show whose distribution costs are ten dollars a month for unlimited bandwidth.

You will want a backup medium.

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Postscript 8/6/06

I don't mean to imply that those two are engaged in 9-11 material, nor do they plan to be. The medium probably wouldn't allow it anyway. But the 9-11 actors are scared shitless of these people regardless. The curious increase in the instances of questioning the power of these two just seems a bit hinky. The 9-11 actors will pay people to raise such issues.

I've got the best job in the world already.

[Chris reclining in a chair on the porch. Cigarette in hand, tracing an eyebrow with a finger]

"Sure, I've thought about getting a better job...[drag on cigarette]...but I've come to realize that my free time is worth a lot to me.

"How could I be saving the metaverse if I was spending all my time selling insurance or something?"

Better get started...

The comedian resides in a privileged realm. As long as he can defend his words --or make them mean nothing-- he can say anything he wants.

His most powerful weapon is the truth. No one will challenge him on its utterance. And his enemies scatter at the sight of it.

The reason why I can openly talk about the wholesale executions of members of the now defunct United States government is because everyone knows it's true.

The only escape from execution is redemption. And redemption comes only from oneself.

It fun talk like this. Maybe me talk this way all time.

Me not know why Bill O'Reilly support 9-11 actor Israel.

Oh, wait; yes me do.

He know he make big mistake...

Maybe he redeemable too.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

That's why.

I'm just thinking about myself...

I'm saving the world so that everyone can see me in my movie and understand how beautiful I am.

Otherwise, who's going to be around to watch it?

That's _my_ beanbag-

Dickie Green and I were sitting on the back porch drinking beer earlier when I came to understand that I love this show and I love the audience. The energy for this show right now is really good...

Hi.

You understand that I have the power to destroy the world.

You will do exactly as I say, or I will destroy you all. I won't have you experience what they have in store for you.

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Let's see who is with us.

By the way, Congress had best not countenance any attempt to make it easier for the Executive branch to lock up even "non Al Qaeda" persons.

That would be, um, you and me. Duh. Ta Da!

Sophist-O-Logic

"That's so silly... The United States is not standing alone. If it's standing alone it's because...it's at the head of the line, you see, and others are coming...to join us! They're...it's like...we're holding their place! In line! Because you're not supposed to cut in line! And the United States upholds proper...queuing...ettiquette. No one...[points finger at press corps] ...and let me be very clear on this...no one will accuse this great nation of letting people cut in line. ... There. [Nods head. Smooths shirt.]"

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Headlining at the Bust-a-Gut Lounge

As George leaves the room, the smile drops away from Tony Snow's face as if to say, "This man is a complete fuckin retard. At least he didn't shit himself." Tony Snow can't hide his revulsion.

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The people in that room present themselves as the most servile sycophants one could ever imagine. What deranged reality am I viewing in your world? Those criminals on stage are poisoning the earth with RadioBombs and causing thirteen-year-old girls to breathe "unngh nuung" as they search for their missing mandibles. And it's HappyHaHaTime.

Is it me? Is this all happening in my diseased mind?

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Me Win [I'm having my fill of this construction, so please bear with me.]

The actor who is motivated by love and who does not fear death...cannot be defeated. It is theoretically impossible.

If you take the words of that first sentence and translate them into some kind of mathematical terms...and plug it into a game theory simulation...you will see why the conclusion is true.

You not know chaos theory good.

He will live forever, ...but only if he does not fear death.

Faith in chaos.

I'm ready to love somebody now. Anybody. ...I can't have all you people disappearing just as I've finally ripened.

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This was a transmission.

Now I get it.

I don't understand why George Bush would pledge to defend 9-11 actor Israel.

...Oh, wait; yes I do.

I will require that he be delivered to me. And bring a video camera.

Is a Cucka Person talking? It must be a lie.

So The Cucka People are tripping over themselves trying to cobble together some moral standing, using this Mel Gibson thing.

The uproar is not relevant, considering that 9-11 actor Israel will be erased.

The Jews just don't understand that no one's interested anymore.

You're yesterday's news. And you look funny not knowing this.

Consider yourselves destroyed. ...And all I had to do was call attention to your handiwork.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Property to be Seized

Your morally bankrupt society will, of course, be making reparations to your victims. Otherwise you will have no moral standing for continued existence.

I am assembling a list of property that will be seized toward this end.

That the legislation of the United States contains no such provisions for this is of no consequence. The United States is legally defunct and is in a state of receivership to the Citizens' Lawful Government Tribunals. We will reconstitute the United States, if posssible.

In no particular order, I will list them here and I will add to this list:

The property of:

1. Fox News and that of its officers and employees, without exception.
2. Officers of the Executive branch of the United States.
3. Members of Congress who are financed by 9-11 actor, Israel.

Almost there...

In order to prevail in this war, the forces of good must decapitate the conspiracy. You know who they are. Go after the malignancy's individual earthly agents. Do it now.

And keep an eye on those agents' purchased lackeys. They are mine to deal with. They have chosen poorly...

New York Times = Bum Bum Cockadoodie Paper

I read this today in the New York Times' front section:

"The peepeedee of the bumbum YuckyMen fartbrain is loodeedum. Leepie dum shoobydoo cuckabum. But in all fairness, we should say that hoodiedoo neepietime loobiefart. Me journalist."

Your role in my play is assured. Come on up on stage... However shall I make you look ridiculous?... Shall I defecate into your souls? Or will you redeem yourselves first?

You have two days to make your decision. Or I will destroy you...for tactical purposes. Nothing personal.

"We are . the pup.pet people!"

Bill had the power to attack across time, too.

Monday, July 31, 2006

So, let's recap now...

In this show --as well as in my previous show, "One-Man Sleeper Cell"-- I have destroyed:

1. The Supreme Leader of Cucka Land.
2. Chief Legal Sophist Alberto Gonzalez.
3. The Flying Car People. Who are in cahoots...with...The AstroGenital Brigade!
4. The Pathos Protection League.
5. The Holocaust(R) Industry.
6. The 9-11 inside job.
7. The Foxman News Channel.
8. The word "anti-semite" ("You're just a filthy ContraMe!")
9. The FakeState of Israel.
10. The Cucka People.

...as well as lesser entities that somehow thought they figured into things.

In each case I have appropriated their power as my own, as the spoils of war.

I am very close to shutting down The Great Hahperdidah Wars.

I now move on to my next target:

THE ILLUMINATI

You worship wrong god. You not know chaos theory good. You no listen to me earlier. Me attack across time. Your boss real target of my boss. Don't get in way...

No one take the bait.

Israel has masters, too. Oh, the Jews don't actually run anything... You watch too much TV. The Jews are useful idiots is all. Tell them that people will think they're the best, and they'll do anything.

"Your big nose is pretty. Here, put this cucka on you."

"OK! ...What next?"

Israel's role is to start an enormous war, the aftermath of which may be used by Israel's masters to reconstruct the world according to their plan. It's always been this way. It had nothing to do with some homeland, you big silly. That was the marketing.

Is it a grand, nefarious, cosmic plan? Mmmm...no. It's about making money. And accruing power. That's all. Kind of hum-drum. But you certainly won't like it.

Don't anyone get sucked into Israel's continued provocations.

Israel now is morally dead. Its political death will come soon enough...by its own hand.

And we'll all get crunk and have cookouts and sing songs.

Their god didn't say that Palestine belonged to the Jews. Their god said that Israel would be established after the Messianic Redemption. ...And guess what sure hasn't happened yet... I can't conceive of any people more in _need_ of redemption than the Jews. This kind of implies that the time is not yet right for the true Israel.

What you see over there is not the true Israel; it's an abomination. It's a fake. Let it destroy itself. Don't let it destroy you.

You will want a guide...

Newtonian Physics Weirdo Brigade Symposium

If you missed the Newtonian Physics Weirdo Brigade on C-SPAN, you can watch it here: Google Video

Or read the New York Times. Your choice. As you were. They painstakingly present _both_ sides: The lies..._and_ the truth! Nice model of journalism... Lukewarm water...

And here you can see Alex Jones' "Terrorstorm," a documentary that you will find informative. Google Video

Mr. Silverstein, whatever have you been up to? Are you one of the sayanim?

9-11 Complicity

I suppose I owe it to Congress to inform them that the Citizens' Lawful Government Tribunals will take a special interest in which members are financed by 9-11 actor, Israel.

It's pretty much a shortcut to determining complicity. We have limited resources, after all --at least initially...

CLGT will take favorable notice, however, of efforts by those who seek redemption in rolling back this police state.

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Hey, Blowhard Establishment Press!

Here's a simple headline that doesn't take much guts:

HUH. THE NUMBERS DON'T ADD UP. THOSE BUILDINGS FELL RIGHT DOWN FUNNY.

You know you're no longer relevant, right?

The Thrifty Nickel could put your moveable-type printing presses to a higher and better use. ...And at least they proclaim to be talking advertising talk.

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Donald is smarter than we thought.

The reason why Donald Rumsfeld seems "literally in a parallel universe and slightly deranged" is because he knows full well that the jig is up. Israel's moral standing for existence is completely gone, his hubristic adventure in the Middle East is a disgusting horror show, the 9-11 inside job is now common knowledge among those who follow such things, and he knows it's only a matter of time before he swings.

You'd seem distracted, too.

Get ready for all hell to break loose as these criminals try to get out of their just punishment. They will attempt to move the levers of power to forestall their fate. They will employ any pretext.

You, dear reader, have you chosen wisely? Donald and George and Allie and Dick now understand that the plan all along was to sacrifice them. Their bosses' plans have worked out well. What you see now is no mistake; this was planned: The dissolution of the United States as an impediment to someone's global power play. It will come with a price, however: The public's embrace of the dialectical solution will be achieved only by those men's executions. Still on board? Whistle a happy tune and sidle away...

And you, decent American, familiarize yourself with the concept of lawful government and the moral authority with which you may lawfully repulse that which masquerades as it. The finest minds, both past and future, will applaud you. But don't look to your contemporaries for approval; they're too busy watching television to know what's real...much less to know what's right.

Israel no smart.

No make Hezbollah go away in week.

Hezbollah look strong. Israel look funny.

Too many baby have no brain now. And make more EarIntestine with RadioBomb.

Now everyone there friend with Hezbollah.

Everyone know 9-11 inside job. Israel have role.

It bye bye time now.

Oopsie.

Cucka People talk faster now. Need more lie.

Howard Dean is an embarassment.

He talk a lot of advertising talk. He use word that have no meaning like YuckyMen, and accuse people of being ContraThem.

[I wonder how much money he's getting from 9-11 actor, Israel.]

He make good Dipshit National Committee Chairman. He want more HappyTimeNicenessProgram.

[To allege that a party carried out an action (the beheadings) does not make one ContraThem.] You logic not good.

He save world with Sophist-O-Logic and more shakedown.

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