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Saturday, October 21, 2006
Yahoo! Music: Flowers In The Window by Travis
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You want to know why I know we've won?
They've fucked everything else up. Uh...odds are they'll fuck this coup up, too.
Tony Snow Bangs Head Against Podium While Trying To Define "Strategy"...
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The man lies for a living. His. job. is to... lie to you.
That prissy fuck makes like those reporters are asking stupid questions.
The man lies for a living. His. job. is to... lie to you.
That prissy fuck makes like those reporters are asking stupid questions.
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Friday, October 20, 2006
"World must draw 'red line' on Iran's nuclear programme: Israel"
""The international community must draw a "red line" beyond which Iran must not be allowed to develop its nuclear programme, Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert said Thursday.""
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What say we just erase 9-11 actor Israel and be done with it?
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What say we just erase 9-11 actor Israel and be done with it?
Deliberate Attempt to Provoke a Response that Will Help Me Know if This Is Real No. 52.
George Bush can suck my ass.
The Jews smell bad and should be harvested for spaceship fuel immediately.
I hate niggers.
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I should point out that George Bush really can suck my ass.
The Jews smell bad and should be harvested for spaceship fuel immediately.
I hate niggers.
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I should point out that George Bush really can suck my ass.
Don't go! It's a trap!
"ALMATY (Reuters) - Alarmed by the antics of a fictional TV reporter who portrays their country as a nation of horse urine-drinking misogynists, Kazakh authorities have invited the British comedian who plays the character to come and see the truth for himself."
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I shall continue commenting on Stewart's and Colbert's shows because I shortly will have enfolded Comedy Central into my empire.
Stewart is obviously stand-up. If he had an odor, it would be piss. He is completely on his feet at all times. You should fear this man.
Colbert is stage. He is more studied. He has already well thought out how he will nail you.
They are an excellent complement.
Colbert is stage. He is more studied. He has already well thought out how he will nail you.
They are an excellent complement.
Thursday, October 19, 2006
This is a textbook Marketing Breakdown.
A "marketing breakdown" is where two mutually exclusive marketing campaigns are disseminated.
1. America is free! You're free, right? Everyone loves freedom! We're spreading freedom 'round the globe!
2. Fighting terrorism requires that we reduce your freedom.
So you can see that they smash each other into nothingness.
So you're on your own.
1. America is free! You're free, right? Everyone loves freedom! We're spreading freedom 'round the globe!
2. Fighting terrorism requires that we reduce your freedom.
So you can see that they smash each other into nothingness.
So you're on your own.
I have a new job.
I liked working at the gas station, but, obviously, it's no way to plan for retirement.
I will be installing electronic communications equipment.
I do not wish to be disturbed in the enjoyment of my business.
And I will make every conscientious effort to comply with the myriad non-laws of the United States which no longer exists.
Thanks.
I will be installing electronic communications equipment.
I do not wish to be disturbed in the enjoyment of my business.
And I will make every conscientious effort to comply with the myriad non-laws of the United States which no longer exists.
Thanks.
If there is another "terrorist" incident,
Target the Illuminati.
Study up. Here's a gimme for you: Skull and Bones members.
Study up. Here's a gimme for you: Skull and Bones members.
Someone said today that George Bush does not know what's being said in the blogs on the internet.
This is incorrect, for this reason:
Rule Number One of expanding one's comedy audience is that when you ridicule someone --even in their absence-- they very quickly hear about it and will join your audience. They want to know precisely how they are being ridiculed.
Their enemies will take great delight in seeing your target destroyed, and they will join your audience, too.
Want to get bent quick? Punch upward and viciously.
Rule Number One of expanding one's comedy audience is that when you ridicule someone --even in their absence-- they very quickly hear about it and will join your audience. They want to know precisely how they are being ridiculed.
Their enemies will take great delight in seeing your target destroyed, and they will join your audience, too.
Want to get bent quick? Punch upward and viciously.
There is only one way to break the spell.
...And to reclaim your liberty:
You must plainly affirm that 9-11 was a lie. All that derives from that lie will fall away.
If you cannot plainly state that, then you do not deserve freedom.
You must plainly affirm that 9-11 was a lie. All that derives from that lie will fall away.
If you cannot plainly state that, then you do not deserve freedom.
I was talking with my brother today.
We never got along when we were children. He always beat me.
But we've become friendlier since we both moved back a year ago...
It's nice having an older brother.
But we've become friendlier since we both moved back a year ago...
It's nice having an older brother.
I have not collected my mail in, I think, a year.
It's at the Post Office, because they will not deliver on this unpaved road.
I don't want the mail. You people are up to just too much craziness.
I don't want the mail. You people are up to just too much craziness.
I was looking over my blog just now.
It's spanned a bit of time now. I have also covered some pretty dangerous material.
And I'm still alive. Because I have faith.
And I'm still alive. Because I have faith.
The channels of communication will be as I dictate them.
This, after all, is a one-way conversation.
If you all do not wish to die, you will do as I say.
If you all do not wish to die, you will do as I say.
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Wednesday, October 18, 2006
"Democrat Sorry For Saying 'Slavishly'"
"As reported by MSNBC Tuesday, Hoyer criticized Cardin's Republican opponent Michael Steele for what Hoyer called-- quote -- 'a career of slavishly supporting the Republican Party.'" [Steele is black.]
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OK. Are we back to the whole "niggardly" thing?
Furthermore: You, Mister Steele, do understand that the men who run the Republican party regard black people as sub-human, right?
You...are...a good little slave. Why the outrage?
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OK. Are we back to the whole "niggardly" thing?
Furthermore: You, Mister Steele, do understand that the men who run the Republican party regard black people as sub-human, right?
You...are...a good little slave. Why the outrage?
Operation Iraqi Freedom US Military Heroes Playing Cards
I was at some gas station today buying beer and delicious cigarettes. On the checkout counter they had some of those crowd-pleasing, patriotic playing cards. I bought a pack, but not before pointing out to the clerk that I thought them completely asinine. I told him I needed them for research purposes. He forgave me.
The Ace of Spades shows none other than Lord Pistonbottom, Pastor in Chief.
The original copy, a quote from The Lord's PR person, reads thusly:
"Operation Iraqi Freedom was carried out with a combination of precision, speed and boldness the enemy did not expect, and the world had not seen before. You have shown the world the skill and might of the American armed forces."
I took the liberty of making some changes. I white-outed the copy and expertly calligraphed my version:
"Hi. My name is Lord Pistonbottom, Pastor in Chief. Some people still call me the Supreme Leader of Cucka Land. That's because I was the decider of letting Jeff Gannon slip it to me. Right in the White House, just moments after praying with the Rosary Bead-Fingering Set. The god I worship, Lucifer, turned out to be impotent. Seems we couldn't light a fire in the minds of men, after all... I started to think that I was really something: I was a war hero and a military mastermind. I lied my ass off to you and ruined your country. Oh, and I was in on 9-11. I'm a sociopathic mass murderer. Please don't let The Field send me to a sea of energy with no informational structure. Thanks."
The Ace of Spades shows none other than Lord Pistonbottom, Pastor in Chief.
The original copy, a quote from The Lord's PR person, reads thusly:
"Operation Iraqi Freedom was carried out with a combination of precision, speed and boldness the enemy did not expect, and the world had not seen before. You have shown the world the skill and might of the American armed forces."
I took the liberty of making some changes. I white-outed the copy and expertly calligraphed my version:
"Hi. My name is Lord Pistonbottom, Pastor in Chief. Some people still call me the Supreme Leader of Cucka Land. That's because I was the decider of letting Jeff Gannon slip it to me. Right in the White House, just moments after praying with the Rosary Bead-Fingering Set. The god I worship, Lucifer, turned out to be impotent. Seems we couldn't light a fire in the minds of men, after all... I started to think that I was really something: I was a war hero and a military mastermind. I lied my ass off to you and ruined your country. Oh, and I was in on 9-11. I'm a sociopathic mass murderer. Please don't let The Field send me to a sea of energy with no informational structure. Thanks."
Please fuck off.
"FBI Director Robert Mueller on Tuesday called on Internet service providers to record their customers' online activities, a move that anticipates a fierce debate over privacy and law enforcement in Washington next year."
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"Terrorists coordinate their [nefarious] plans cloaked in the anonymity of the Internet, as do violent [Republican] sexual predators prowling chat rooms," Mueller said in a speech at the International Association of Chiefs of Police conference in Boston.
"All too often, we find that before we can catch these offenders, Internet service providers have unwittingly deleted the very records that would help us identify these offenders and protect future victims," Mueller said. "We must find a balance between the legitimate need for privacy and law enforcement's clear need for access [to Lord Pistonbottom's enemies.]"
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"Terrorists coordinate their [nefarious] plans cloaked in the anonymity of the Internet, as do violent [Republican] sexual predators prowling chat rooms," Mueller said in a speech at the International Association of Chiefs of Police conference in Boston.
"All too often, we find that before we can catch these offenders, Internet service providers have unwittingly deleted the very records that would help us identify these offenders and protect future victims," Mueller said. "We must find a balance between the legitimate need for privacy and law enforcement's clear need for access [to Lord Pistonbottom's enemies.]"
Alex Jones TerrorStorm Video
Hello, Future People.
Here is the free, high-quality version of the TerrorStorm video on Google. It is a documentary of government's use of "false-flag" "terrorist" events to advance an agenda of domestic control.
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I have been studying the ways of the HyperSmart for some time. So, apparently, has been Alex Jones. What I have learned is that the term "HyperSmart" is a bit of a misnomer.
Warning: This video is complete kookie talk. Only weirdos are interested in facts.
...You don't even know who your true enemy is...
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And when I say "government's use" I don't mean the local DMV lady. (She's not in on it, I assure you.) I mean the very powerful, very smart, very wealthy people who manipulate events behind the scenes. I do not ascribe more competence to government than it deserves. Government is merely a collection of legal mechanisms that may be manipulated by anyone smart enough to do so.
Here is the free, high-quality version of the TerrorStorm video on Google. It is a documentary of government's use of "false-flag" "terrorist" events to advance an agenda of domestic control.
Video
I have been studying the ways of the HyperSmart for some time. So, apparently, has been Alex Jones. What I have learned is that the term "HyperSmart" is a bit of a misnomer.
Warning: This video is complete kookie talk. Only weirdos are interested in facts.
...You don't even know who your true enemy is...
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And when I say "government's use" I don't mean the local DMV lady. (She's not in on it, I assure you.) I mean the very powerful, very smart, very wealthy people who manipulate events behind the scenes. I do not ascribe more competence to government than it deserves. Government is merely a collection of legal mechanisms that may be manipulated by anyone smart enough to do so.
I don't ever know where Wesley Snipes might ever send his tax return.
The United States no longer exists, courtesy of Filthy Shit Eater Alberto Gonzalez, Esquire.
I'm happy that there is some corporate entity that also has the name "United States" but I never signed on for that one.
So you can take your corporate legal mechanisms that purport to be legit and shove them up your ass.
I'm happy that there is some corporate entity that also has the name "United States" but I never signed on for that one.
So you can take your corporate legal mechanisms that purport to be legit and shove them up your ass.
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
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"We're going to be playing an instrumental role in telling stuff that's not real."
"Reuters is setting up a virtual news bureau, that will report on the events that happen in Second Life as well as the real world, events that sometimes intersect both sets of realities."
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Your society is insane.
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Your society is insane.
Is this some new species of meta-irony? I've got to see her act.
"I had always thought `poli' means `many,' and `tics' means `blood sucking insects,'" [Katherine Harris said]
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I cannot believe you just did that.
I cannot _believe_ you just did that!
I hate all of you.
I was all ready.
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[suit in the office, veins bulging, sweat dripping from his arms, tie undone, yelling]
"Do not talk about him! No more! You hear me?!"
I hate all of you.
I was all ready.
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[suit in the office, veins bulging, sweat dripping from his arms, tie undone, yelling]
"Do not talk about him! No more! You hear me?!"
Monday, October 16, 2006
Hey, Government Types!
Want to smash the fraudulent Torture and Killing Machine?
Ignore all post-9/11 legislation, executive orders, rules, etc. that involve arresting people, torturing them, killing them, or patting them down.
It was all based on a lie. You know this.
You have the moral authority to correct the fruits of that lie.
Ignore all post-9/11 legislation, executive orders, rules, etc. that involve arresting people, torturing them, killing them, or patting them down.
It was all based on a lie. You know this.
You have the moral authority to correct the fruits of that lie.
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Epistemologically, I find it difficult to believe that any of this is happening.
For all I know, no one reads this blog.
I don't keep stats because I really don't care about how much the blog is viewed. And I like that for artistic reasons. I would rather do it for an audience of one --me. And if other people want to watch, great.
No one sends me emails (I don't have the contact info anywhere, anyway,) no one ever mentions the blog to me, there are no stellar reviews of triumphant broadway shows, I don't like to believe that people on TV are talking to me, and I don't keep stats.
So I truly cannot...know...that anyone but me reads this blog.
It is a distinct possibility that I am battling evil entirely inside my mind. ...And that I am the show's only audience member...
So if I appear confrontational sometimes, know that I have completely discounted the "offensiveness quotient" because I am deliberately trying to provoke any response that will help me know if this is real.
I don't keep stats because I really don't care about how much the blog is viewed. And I like that for artistic reasons. I would rather do it for an audience of one --me. And if other people want to watch, great.
No one sends me emails (I don't have the contact info anywhere, anyway,) no one ever mentions the blog to me, there are no stellar reviews of triumphant broadway shows, I don't like to believe that people on TV are talking to me, and I don't keep stats.
So I truly cannot...know...that anyone but me reads this blog.
It is a distinct possibility that I am battling evil entirely inside my mind. ...And that I am the show's only audience member...
So if I appear confrontational sometimes, know that I have completely discounted the "offensiveness quotient" because I am deliberately trying to provoke any response that will help me know if this is real.
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Yahoo! Music: He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's The Pilot by Grandaddy
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By the way...
Once you've declined to...skin that smokewagon...you don't get another chance.
So when you finally get up your gumption after realizing you've been publicly humiliated, don't come huffing down main street thinking you'll get a do-over.
It doesn't work that way.
So when you finally get up your gumption after realizing you've been publicly humiliated, don't come huffing down main street thinking you'll get a do-over.
It doesn't work that way.
Sunday, October 15, 2006
Not so fast.
"Escape to Paraguay? Rumors of Bush Land Deal"
"The Governor of Alto Paraguay, Erasmo RodrÃguez Acosta has admitted to hearing that George Bush Sr. owns land in the Chaco region of Paraguay, in Paso de Patria. Acosta says that rumor has it that Bush owns near to 70 thousand hectares (173,000 acres) as part of an ecological reserve and/or ranch. However, the governor said he had no documents to prove the rumor."
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"Five hundred U.S. troops arrived in Paraguay with planes, weapons, and ammunition in July 2005, shortly after the Paraguayan Senate granted U.S. troops immunity from national and International Criminal Court (ICC) jurisdiction. Neighboring countries and human rights organizations are concerned that the massive air base at Mariscal Estigarribia, Paraguay is potential real estate for the U.S. military. [Project Censored]"
"The Governor of Alto Paraguay, Erasmo RodrÃguez Acosta has admitted to hearing that George Bush Sr. owns land in the Chaco region of Paraguay, in Paso de Patria. Acosta says that rumor has it that Bush owns near to 70 thousand hectares (173,000 acres) as part of an ecological reserve and/or ranch. However, the governor said he had no documents to prove the rumor."
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"Five hundred U.S. troops arrived in Paraguay with planes, weapons, and ammunition in July 2005, shortly after the Paraguayan Senate granted U.S. troops immunity from national and International Criminal Court (ICC) jurisdiction. Neighboring countries and human rights organizations are concerned that the massive air base at Mariscal Estigarribia, Paraguay is potential real estate for the U.S. military. [Project Censored]"
We have these security cameras at the gas station.
There is a monitor right next to the cash register that cycles through all eight cameras.
If I happen to be doing nothing and happen to be looking right at the monitor when camera 6 comes on, I can see my left profile.
It seems that my nose gets bigger every year. I have a rather enormous nose by now.
If I happen to be doing nothing and happen to be looking right at the monitor when camera 6 comes on, I can see my left profile.
It seems that my nose gets bigger every year. I have a rather enormous nose by now.
Paging Mr. Silverstein...
""The dust around ground zero, we now know, contained caustic, finely pulverized concrete, trillions of microscopic fibers of glass, and particles of lead, mercury and arsenic, as well as carcinogens like asbestos and dioxin. Five years out, the "World Trade Center cough" has started to look like a persistent — and in some cases disabling — respiratory condition.""
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We have a spaceship in need of fuel.
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We have a spaceship in need of fuel.
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