[sigh]

You people are not playing the courtship game very well. You're supposed to chase me when I storm off.

Duh... Go here... My new show

My new show starts now.

I call it:

WELCOME TO ANTI-BACTERIAL HAND SANITIZER LAND

Since there are still too many losers in my audience, I will be moving the show. If you can find it, you can join it.

This is the last post on the ckpi.blogspot.com site.

I knew something was up several years ago when USG LLC started sending people to Guantanamo.

I knew they were up to no good. Because Guantanamo is leased, it is outside the territorial jurisdiction of the United States. Get it? Finally?

Now get the fuck out of my show. Go back to your columns and talk your cucka bumbum talk as you struggle to discern reality from within your defective conceptual models.

This room comfortably holds fifty.

There are way too many of you. Some of you have to go.

Along the way, some unsuitable folks have wandered into the backroom of this shit-hole bar where I perform. Fully ninety percent of my audience needs to get lost like now. You're stinking up the place. And you're ruining the vibe.

Get lost if:

1. You have a granite countertop in your house.
2. You drive a car worth more than twenty thousand dollars.
3. You watch TV.
4. You play videogames.
5. You think newspapers have news in them.
6. You shit yourself on a regular basis.
7. You are respectable.
8. You can pretend that everything is OK.

Go find yourselves a martini bar.

I mean it: Leave. And don't come back.

I am openly inviting most of you to fuck off. Trust me: I couldn't give a shit less if anyone sticks around; I'd get to go home early and tend to my own business.

Fully ninety percent of my audience is in the wrong show.

Why you ever thought you would be a good fit here, I have no idea. Watch more TV; you'll get even smarter.

Get the fuck out of my show.

So it's all about money after all.

Now Michael Richard's "victims" want to cash in. I am disillusioned yet again.

Your society is completely deranged. Yours is the plug-in-air-freshener and anti-bacterial-hand-lotion society.

We live in a sea of filth. It's OK. If you survive it then you are strong.

In a state of nature, the victims would be among the first to be killed or eaten.

You should not seek revenge.

Your inherent desire for it is being used against you.

This makes more sense now.

The reason why the two components of the male force cannot have a 3-space element to their affection is because that will cause them to remain trapped in this 3-space prison.

The two are attempting to escape together. And they have every ability to do that. ...And to effect an escape for all.

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You shouldn't steal.

It breeds mistrust among men.

SUPERMIND is not pleased.