The Military's arrests of George Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Alberto Gonzalez, Condoleezza Rice, Karl Rove, Dennis Hastert, Tony Snow, and Michael Chertoff could come at any moment. No Republican or Jew shall succeed them.
At the moment of this action, all Jewish officers of the Military and all Jewish officers of the United States shall be temporarily without authority, for a period not less than one month.
I remind you that Department of Homeland Security has already been declared null and void.