From the office of
Chris King Pop Icon
Chief Executive Officer, CKPI Industries
Oct. 22, 2006
To: Comedy Central
Re: Your recent failure to assist in the prevention of the destruction of your planet
Sirs:
The purpose of this memorandum is to inform you that I have --through the use of moral mechanisms-- effected a complete takeover of Comedy Central LLC. It is now a wholly owned subsidiary of CKPI Industries. If Viacom has complaints, they can screw.
I will be making some organizational changes:
1. Whatever myopic suit blanched at the thought of doing piss comedy: It's your obligation to the planet. You are fired.
2. The Jews. I am elevating them from their roles as slaves to Beings of Light. Let's see if they can remember how to conduct themselves.
Promulgate this accordingly.
I will notify you of any other changes to your operation.
Thank You,
Chris King Pop Icon
Chief Executive Officer, CKPI Industries
