He's sweet and cuddly and habit-forming and, in the end, turns you violent and self-destructive.
""TeenScreen is a very controversial so-called "diagnostic psychiatric service" aka suicide survey; done on children who are then referred to psychiatric treatment.""
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You don't want these witch-doctor psychiatrists having annnnyyyyything to do with your children. It's like letting tobacco companies into the schools.
I'm guessing that a low-sugar, low-caffeine diet, coupled with some fresh air and something other than a mind-numbing, spirit-crushing curriculum might solve the behavioral problems.