"Tom Reynolds (R-NY) chose to keep Don Sherwood (R-PA) in key GOP leadership job after Sherwood allegedly beat and tried to strangle his mistress"
Story
Sherwood while stoned: "Honey, listen: The one Force is related to its Complement by a degree predicted by the Golden Ratio. I see them giving form to all that exists in the Universe. To bring love to the world, we just have promote the proper ratio."
Sherwood while hammered: "Shut the fuck up, bitch! Open your goddamn mouth one more time and I'll cave your face in!"
Drink more!
