The administration has proven powerless on North Korea, Afghanistan, and Iraq. They can't even handle some kook comedian who --with great fanfare-- publicly ejaculates into Lord Pistonbottom's ecstatic face.
I cannot imagine them having any purposeful effect on Iran or Syria either.
Get me a beer, bitch. And for fucksake, clean yourself up.
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When I first started doing stand-up in 2003, I did some George Bush material. One audience member who stood out like a sore thumb at this one shithole bar one time was some middle-aged guy whose haircut obviously worked for the FBI. He asked, as if he were just kickin it with the kids, "Do you tell any George Bush jokes?" I replied, "Sure! Try this one: What's the difference between George Bush and Hitler? [wait for it] Hitler never got fucked in the ass at a Skull and Bones initiation! Har dee har har! Get it?"
He went away convinced that I was harmless. Big mistake.
