In this attempt to find love, I will write the following:
Hi. I'm very skittish. And I probably will completely misinterpret cues that normal people would just get.
Yeah... About the sex thing... Not sure I'm going to be too much fun. I have come to believe that you're supposed to make babies with women but love men. This is the most perfect love, uncheapened by a physical expression.
I don't like antiquing.
I don't like all those gay shows on TV, and I will not watch them with you.
I don't do crystal meth. It's a bad drug.
Can't you just stop being so gay for a moment?
