"Chris, by frustrating the prosecution of the War of Civilizations, you are dooming the United States to a future of economic disaster and penury."
Yup. I know that. Would you rather more AssBananas and EarIntestines?
Good. Now shut the fuck up.
...And if you _would_ rather more AssBananas and EarIntestines, then your counsel has no value to me.
So either way, your opinion is not relevant.
