And Allie...
When you say, "those who mock the very law they seek the protection of," or whatever... Who's mocking the law here? You are a filthy law monger. You've indecently contorted it to suit your filthy needs.
Not to mention that when I say, "Blackstone BumBumHead, Vattel KookieBrain..." ...that's...what is known...as irony... It's, um, an important element of humor.
Oh, trust me... I'm out to kick your ass. And I will. ...But you're not even getting what jokes there are...
