"Only the barest essentials - including passports and wallets - will be allowed to be carried on board in transparent plastic bags." Cockamamie Story
The article goes on to state that:
"Each passenger may carry one pen...black ink...stored in a toothbrush holder...with his nam on it...and entrusted to the in-flight representative of the Department of Anti Not Niceness. If he wishes to use it, he is to raise his hand, and the attendant will see if he can find it."
