Sunday, August 06, 2006

Did I make you cry? At least that's not an AssBanana in your ass.

Just in case people feel like bursting into tears... In the cold calculus of war, there is no room for concern about hurt feelings.

When we win, when the fog is lifted, you will understand my methods. And you might even identify your true enemy. But maybe that's too much to ask...

In the meantime, dab away your tears and remain confident that you too will benefit from lawful government. I may be a filthy ContraYou, but in the end you'll rush to be at my parade.

I know it will be hard. ...But do try to stem the waterworks.