Thursday, August 03, 2006

Headlining at the Bust-a-Gut Lounge

As George leaves the room, the smile drops away from Tony Snow's face as if to say, "This man is a complete fuckin retard. At least he didn't shit himself." Tony Snow can't hide his revulsion.


The people in that room present themselves as the most servile sycophants one could ever imagine. What deranged reality am I viewing in your world? Those criminals on stage are poisoning the earth with RadioBombs and causing thirteen-year-old girls to breathe "unngh nuung" as they search for their missing mandibles. And it's HappyHaHaTime.

Is it me? Is this all happening in my diseased mind?