Your greatest tactical error? You believed your own marketing.
Whoopsie Daisy.
There is value in remembering that it's a show. And yours has some serious...structural...deficiencies.
The show always has to end. You've been caught flatfooted.
Thursday, August 10, 2006
CommieTown, USA
Somebody says that you now can't bring contact lens solution onto an airplane. (And, oh yeah, they did think ahead and give you a reason why, the implausibility of it notwithstanding.)
Do you need any more proof that your government has been taken over by Communists?
That's how they, like, act.
I quit flying, one, because of an ominous voice in my head and, two, because I said, "Fuck this shit. They can all go fuck off." So I quit flying.
Do you need any more proof that your government has been taken over by Communists?
That's how they, like, act.
I quit flying, one, because of an ominous voice in my head and, two, because I said, "Fuck this shit. They can all go fuck off." So I quit flying.
More complete lies today.
"The London conspiracy is 'a stark reminder that this nation is at war with Islamic fascists who will use any means to destroy those of us who love freedom, to hurt our nation,' the president said on a day trip to Wisconsin. Story
Again, this is not relevant considering that 9-11 was an inside job.
And the whole freedom mantra is obscenely threadbare. No one's interested in freedom. I don't know why I bother.
Again, this is not relevant considering that 9-11 was an inside job.
And the whole freedom mantra is obscenely threadbare. No one's interested in freedom. I don't know why I bother.
This is what is called, in the parlance of the industry, "news."
Story
...About vote rigging in Florida. ...By the computer programmer who was commissioned to do it.
I always knew there was something wrong at the Weekly. Tin-foil hat wearin' weirdos, is what I say. ...Ungh...I can't believe that in today's dangerous world...that people can hate America this much.
...About vote rigging in Florida. ...By the computer programmer who was commissioned to do it.
I always knew there was something wrong at the Weekly. Tin-foil hat wearin' weirdos, is what I say. ...Ungh...I can't believe that in today's dangerous world...that people can hate America this much.
Safety Measures
"Only the barest essentials - including passports and wallets - will be allowed to be carried on board in transparent plastic bags." Cockamamie Story
The article goes on to state that:
"Each passenger may carry one pen...black ink...stored in a toothbrush holder...with his nam on it...and entrusted to the in-flight representative of the Department of Anti Not Niceness. If he wishes to use it, he is to raise his hand, and the attendant will see if he can find it."
The article goes on to state that:
"Each passenger may carry one pen...black ink...stored in a toothbrush holder...with his nam on it...and entrusted to the in-flight representative of the Department of Anti Not Niceness. If he wishes to use it, he is to raise his hand, and the attendant will see if he can find it."
I outdo even myself.
In case you hadn't noticed, it appears --just by being so pissed off about everything-- that I did, quite accidently, invent Fifth Generation Warfare. The war of the pissed off, lonely drunk. How do you beat him?
M.O.tive
I fight for Truth. All else derives from it.
There is more than one audience here. You can't know which material is for whom. I apologize for that...structural...deficiency.
There is more than one audience here. You can't know which material is for whom. I apologize for that...structural...deficiency.
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
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Insane and Dangerous
Not only is Israel targeting civilian infrastructure in Beirut, but it is threatening to kill UN engineers if they repair bridges.
"Senior UN officials reacted angrily to the destruction of a temporary causeway over the Litani river overnight. "We must be able to have movement throughout the country to deliver supplies. At this point we can't do that," said David Shearer, the humanitarian coordinator for Lebanon. "The deliberate targeting of civilian infrastructure is a violation of international law." Story
Now me not know much about law... Blackstone KookieHead. Vattel BumBumBrain.
International law --from my gas-station-attendant perspective-- regards nations as individuals, and this family of nations it regards as a society of individuals.
Israel --as an invidual in this society-- has gone insane. And its combativeness is placing the very earth at risk.
At this point, it becomes morally proper to calmly walk up to this individual and put a bullet in his head.
Mourn him, give him a service. But lament his insanity. And remain confident that you saved your own grandchildren.
"Senior UN officials reacted angrily to the destruction of a temporary causeway over the Litani river overnight. "We must be able to have movement throughout the country to deliver supplies. At this point we can't do that," said David Shearer, the humanitarian coordinator for Lebanon. "The deliberate targeting of civilian infrastructure is a violation of international law." Story
Now me not know much about law... Blackstone KookieHead. Vattel BumBumBrain.
International law --from my gas-station-attendant perspective-- regards nations as individuals, and this family of nations it regards as a society of individuals.
Israel --as an invidual in this society-- has gone insane. And its combativeness is placing the very earth at risk.
At this point, it becomes morally proper to calmly walk up to this individual and put a bullet in his head.
Mourn him, give him a service. But lament his insanity. And remain confident that you saved your own grandchildren.
Again, not relevant...
I often read Time Magazine for material.
Story
This may come as a shock to Mr. Weisburd, but this information --even if true-- makes no difference considering that 9-11 actor Israel will be erased. Oh wait; no need to do that. It's erasing itself. Harold blew his own brains out, too.
Story
This may come as a shock to Mr. Weisburd, but this information --even if true-- makes no difference considering that 9-11 actor Israel will be erased. Oh wait; no need to do that. It's erasing itself. Harold blew his own brains out, too.
An Audience of the Soft and Stupid
Reference Alert
"Do you know in what year 9-11 occurred?"
[Confused] "I think it was the year I got my prescription drug benefits. Or maybe it was when Medicare paid for my Hoveround. Oh, I can't remember. And who cares? I never use it anyhow; I can't get it into the RV. ... 9-11... When does it come on?... It's after Golden Girls, isn't it? That's right: I watch Golden Girls and then play some tennis at the clubhouse and come home and watch Fox News. See that? [motions toward mantle] That's a signed photo of Sean Hannity. Some of us here at Whispering Pines have a little contest going to see who can get the most signed photos of our heroes. ... Sure, I've heard that cockamamie story that 9-11 was an inside job. That's just crazy talk. Logically it has to be, because otherwise [gulp] I won't get my free meds. And then we couldn't afford to go to the Poconos this year. So who cares what year it happened? ...Fox warned me about people like you. You're one of the insurgents, aren't you?"
"Do you know in what year 9-11 occurred?"
[Confused] "I think it was the year I got my prescription drug benefits. Or maybe it was when Medicare paid for my Hoveround. Oh, I can't remember. And who cares? I never use it anyhow; I can't get it into the RV. ... 9-11... When does it come on?... It's after Golden Girls, isn't it? That's right: I watch Golden Girls and then play some tennis at the clubhouse and come home and watch Fox News. See that? [motions toward mantle] That's a signed photo of Sean Hannity. Some of us here at Whispering Pines have a little contest going to see who can get the most signed photos of our heroes. ... Sure, I've heard that cockamamie story that 9-11 was an inside job. That's just crazy talk. Logically it has to be, because otherwise [gulp] I won't get my free meds. And then we couldn't afford to go to the Poconos this year. So who cares what year it happened? ...Fox warned me about people like you. You're one of the insurgents, aren't you?"
Weirdness
The last five seconds of this video are the most bizarre:
Story
This man exemplifies the Fox News audience. He believes that all this rubble magically happened due to faulty building construction.
I am truly living in Bizarro World. At first I thought it was harmlessly confined to my own diseased mind. But it is now apparent that it exists, objectively, outside my mind and that people like this man are in the end-stages of reality-non-observance.
The psychological phenomenon of cognitive dissonance predicts that this man will concoct ever more fantastical rationales for his view of reality.
In his reality, he is good. His actions and support for the war are a reflection of his inherent goodness. He will, therefore, interpret data to support that view. To do otherwise would cause his reality to collapse, providing him with the irrefutable proof that he has been duped. He might even have to consider that he is, indeed, quite "bad."
This would cause grave damage to his psyche. He is fighting for his emotional life. To acknowledge reality at this point would destroy his own sense of self.
People like this man --and I don't mean this jokingly-- they belong in a mental hospital. They are emotionally ill. Logic is not relevant to these people. They are very close to psychic death.
They need an intervention, of a humanitarian nature. ...As if he were a drug addict.
Story
This man exemplifies the Fox News audience. He believes that all this rubble magically happened due to faulty building construction.
I am truly living in Bizarro World. At first I thought it was harmlessly confined to my own diseased mind. But it is now apparent that it exists, objectively, outside my mind and that people like this man are in the end-stages of reality-non-observance.
The psychological phenomenon of cognitive dissonance predicts that this man will concoct ever more fantastical rationales for his view of reality.
In his reality, he is good. His actions and support for the war are a reflection of his inherent goodness. He will, therefore, interpret data to support that view. To do otherwise would cause his reality to collapse, providing him with the irrefutable proof that he has been duped. He might even have to consider that he is, indeed, quite "bad."
This would cause grave damage to his psyche. He is fighting for his emotional life. To acknowledge reality at this point would destroy his own sense of self.
People like this man --and I don't mean this jokingly-- they belong in a mental hospital. They are emotionally ill. Logic is not relevant to these people. They are very close to psychic death.
They need an intervention, of a humanitarian nature. ...As if he were a drug addict.
Here's your ass.
Mr. Gingrich, we're not the _in_surgency...we're the _re_surgency.
Get it right. We are the resurgency of decency and liberty. And we are kicking your fucking asses.
Get it right. We are the resurgency of decency and liberty. And we are kicking your fucking asses.
Yup. Great Idea.
Joseph Heeee...berrrr...mannnn.
Just what we need. More Jews with their hands in the till.
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What with all your sins, I can't help being...ContraYou...
Just what we need. More Jews with their hands in the till.
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What with all your sins, I can't help being...ContraYou...
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That was cool.
I have to tell this story to you and it is completely true.
Some hippie college kids came into the gas station the other weekend. They were headed to some stoner music festival in Vermont's Northeast Kingdom. Three guys. They had their long hair and sandals.
They bought five dollars in gas and paid in dimes.
They searched among themselves for another five dollars so that they would be able to buy a scratch-off lottery ticket. I overheard that they needed more money for the trip. They wanted to take a gamble...
They asked me to pick them "a winning ticket."
Feeling playful, I said, "I have the power to do that." I waved my hand around in front of the ticket display and thrust it at one of games. I said, "This is your winning ticket." I handed it to them.
They went to the other counter and huddled around and scratched some of it off. It was a poker game where you get twenty hands, or tries, or whatever. I sauntered over there because they were cute and I cleaned the counter nearby.
One of them said, "Hey. Let's have this guy play one." They all agreed, so they gave me the nickel and the ticket. They had scratched off ten of twenty hands. It was my turn. Hand number eleven. I scratched it off and they won twenty dollars.
They all freaked.
So I ran the ticket through the reader and keyed in the validation code and gave them their money. ...For their trip to stoner land.
And they gave me five bucks.
This all was so cool in so many ways.
I'll let someone else figure the odds, but it seems entertainingly unlikely.
Some hippie college kids came into the gas station the other weekend. They were headed to some stoner music festival in Vermont's Northeast Kingdom. Three guys. They had their long hair and sandals.
They bought five dollars in gas and paid in dimes.
They searched among themselves for another five dollars so that they would be able to buy a scratch-off lottery ticket. I overheard that they needed more money for the trip. They wanted to take a gamble...
They asked me to pick them "a winning ticket."
Feeling playful, I said, "I have the power to do that." I waved my hand around in front of the ticket display and thrust it at one of games. I said, "This is your winning ticket." I handed it to them.
They went to the other counter and huddled around and scratched some of it off. It was a poker game where you get twenty hands, or tries, or whatever. I sauntered over there because they were cute and I cleaned the counter nearby.
One of them said, "Hey. Let's have this guy play one." They all agreed, so they gave me the nickel and the ticket. They had scratched off ten of twenty hands. It was my turn. Hand number eleven. I scratched it off and they won twenty dollars.
They all freaked.
So I ran the ticket through the reader and keyed in the validation code and gave them their money. ...For their trip to stoner land.
And they gave me five bucks.
This all was so cool in so many ways.
I'll let someone else figure the odds, but it seems entertainingly unlikely.
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Some New York Stuff
I was thinking this fondly earlier:
I once did a shitty set at this one comedy club that was having tryouts or whatever. I don't recall the name of the club. It was the one that Rodney Dangerfield started.
Comedy clubs are not my format. They never were. I tried a few and I sucked at all of them. It's time to pronounce it not your...format...
But I was in New York and I figured it was the thing to do. So I stood in line in the freezing cold in January for three hours and got my number, and was lucky enough to get a spot.
Come performance night, I didn't follow the rules. I had a written setlist that I made no secret of. Apparently this is against the rules. I use a setlist...that is clearly visible to anyone interested in such a thing. My audience often finds it useful that I know what I'm talking about now.
Yeah, so it didn't go so well and I just ended up creeping everybody out.
For anyone who may be considering going into standup, I will say not to be discouraged if you don't do well at a comedy club. A comedy club has one function: To sell drinks. You had better keep those people's mouths open long enough for the waitresses to dump drinks down their throats. And by the way, keep your thoughts to yourself or you don't get called back next week. That's how it is there.
One of the coolest scenes in New York was in the cellar of this one shithole bar where the owner wouldn't charge you anything to use it because it stunk of beer and piss.
It was some guy with a mike and a stage and some people telling jokes and hanging out and drinking beer. I performed there a couple times. Comedy happened there. And because comedy happened there, everyone was funny. And everyone laughed. We did...shit...jokes. We did meta jokes. And we had a great time. But I'm pretty much a recluse, so I quit going. It takes a lot of...emotional capital...to go out sometimes.
So go somewhere where the comedy happens.
.
I remember at this comedy club that had the tryouts, they have a wall with a bunch of photographs of comedians. Some whose shtick was a smash for about five seconds...and others who had become enormous monsters.
I say this for no particular reason...and I hope it's not received embarassingly...
I saw Adam Sandler's photo on the wall. He was in his early twenties. All I could whisper was, "You are so beautiful." That was one great photo.
I really liked that "Punch-Drunk Love" movie. It was very creepy. And funny, in a very muted way. It was an elegant film really.
.
There were parts of New York that I really liked. I would go to Central Park around --What? What is it? 59th street?-- and sit and look at people and drink a water.
I worked as a cable man in fine hotels --I had to quit because I knew that it just...would not do...to be working at these hotels knowing the kind of material I wanted to be doing. So it was time to move back to Vermont.
But in New York I worked a job that I was very good at. As a result, I rarely had to do anything. So I would roam around Manhattan and look beautiful and brooding.
.
Enough of this thread.
I once did a shitty set at this one comedy club that was having tryouts or whatever. I don't recall the name of the club. It was the one that Rodney Dangerfield started.
Comedy clubs are not my format. They never were. I tried a few and I sucked at all of them. It's time to pronounce it not your...format...
But I was in New York and I figured it was the thing to do. So I stood in line in the freezing cold in January for three hours and got my number, and was lucky enough to get a spot.
Come performance night, I didn't follow the rules. I had a written setlist that I made no secret of. Apparently this is against the rules. I use a setlist...that is clearly visible to anyone interested in such a thing. My audience often finds it useful that I know what I'm talking about now.
Yeah, so it didn't go so well and I just ended up creeping everybody out.
For anyone who may be considering going into standup, I will say not to be discouraged if you don't do well at a comedy club. A comedy club has one function: To sell drinks. You had better keep those people's mouths open long enough for the waitresses to dump drinks down their throats. And by the way, keep your thoughts to yourself or you don't get called back next week. That's how it is there.
One of the coolest scenes in New York was in the cellar of this one shithole bar where the owner wouldn't charge you anything to use it because it stunk of beer and piss.
It was some guy with a mike and a stage and some people telling jokes and hanging out and drinking beer. I performed there a couple times. Comedy happened there. And because comedy happened there, everyone was funny. And everyone laughed. We did...shit...jokes. We did meta jokes. And we had a great time. But I'm pretty much a recluse, so I quit going. It takes a lot of...emotional capital...to go out sometimes.
So go somewhere where the comedy happens.
.
I remember at this comedy club that had the tryouts, they have a wall with a bunch of photographs of comedians. Some whose shtick was a smash for about five seconds...and others who had become enormous monsters.
I say this for no particular reason...and I hope it's not received embarassingly...
I saw Adam Sandler's photo on the wall. He was in his early twenties. All I could whisper was, "You are so beautiful." That was one great photo.
I really liked that "Punch-Drunk Love" movie. It was very creepy. And funny, in a very muted way. It was an elegant film really.
.
There were parts of New York that I really liked. I would go to Central Park around --What? What is it? 59th street?-- and sit and look at people and drink a water.
I worked as a cable man in fine hotels --I had to quit because I knew that it just...would not do...to be working at these hotels knowing the kind of material I wanted to be doing. So it was time to move back to Vermont.
But in New York I worked a job that I was very good at. As a result, I rarely had to do anything. So I would roam around Manhattan and look beautiful and brooding.
.
Enough of this thread.
What I look like.
Here's what I look like:
Image
I don't know what this show is, but I like the concept and I've decided that I'm going to be on it.
APPLICATION (SEC 4A, ESSAY ON YOUR FITNESS, 1000-2000 WORDS)
"I'm the Supreme Ruler of 3-Space. I hope that clears things up."
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For some reason, when you bring up the HeroMachine, it doesn't show the Temporal Focuser in my left hand. The radionics-looking thing, a light color, yellow, maybe.
I hadn't read anything from Orlando in a while...
Image
I don't know what this show is, but I like the concept and I've decided that I'm going to be on it.
APPLICATION (SEC 4A, ESSAY ON YOUR FITNESS, 1000-2000 WORDS)
"I'm the Supreme Ruler of 3-Space. I hope that clears things up."
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For some reason, when you bring up the HeroMachine, it doesn't show the Temporal Focuser in my left hand. The radionics-looking thing, a light color, yellow, maybe.
I hadn't read anything from Orlando in a while...
Monday, August 07, 2006
Potato Chips
I was sitting on the porch, eating some potato chips and I dropped one on the floor for Wonderboy. I said to him a moment later, "You shouldn't be eating that garbage food. That's for people."
Sunday, August 06, 2006
Another possibility
The reason why the press corps briefing room was shut down is because Tony Snow threatened "to sing." He knows things aren't going well.
George Bush has been relieved of command. He knows this. This final appearance there was his "farewell tour."
It was a veritable hit parade of his crowd pleasers:
-"You're Lookin Pretty"
-"(That's What You Get When You Bring Up a) Crackpot from Texas"
-"Callbacks to Stale Material (Medley)"
-"No Velvet for Me, No Velvet for You"
-"You...Can't Even...Put on Your Makeup! So There! Hardy Har"
The man reminds me of David Brent doing his standup routine.
I want Bill Kristol to know that he wrote the joke that destroyed this man.
George Bush has been relieved of command. He knows this. This final appearance there was his "farewell tour."
It was a veritable hit parade of his crowd pleasers:
-"You're Lookin Pretty"
-"(That's What You Get When You Bring Up a) Crackpot from Texas"
-"Callbacks to Stale Material (Medley)"
-"No Velvet for Me, No Velvet for You"
-"You...Can't Even...Put on Your Makeup! So There! Hardy Har"
The man reminds me of David Brent doing his standup routine.
I want Bill Kristol to know that he wrote the joke that destroyed this man.
Is this how it ends?
Religious folk... You know who you are... Did you really think it would take the end of the world to bring Jesus back? Maybe he would need to come back only to prevent you people from destroying it. ...In anticipation of his return. Get it? It's a no-win.
But how it ends in the story is that you realize that your true enemy is an energetic being. Not each other. And that realization is, itself, the willing into existence of The Jesus...who saves the world from your true enemy.
And then we'll all have cookouts and sing songs. And he gets his parade.
And that is how it ends. Because that is what I have decided. Because this is my show...and the energy is great right now.
But how it ends in the story is that you realize that your true enemy is an energetic being. Not each other. And that realization is, itself, the willing into existence of The Jesus...who saves the world from your true enemy.
And then we'll all have cookouts and sing songs. And he gets his parade.
And that is how it ends. Because that is what I have decided. Because this is my show...and the energy is great right now.
I am so awesomely powerful. If only I had known.
Me hate Bush so much that me alter spacetime and make buildings fall right down faster. Me powerful.
Story
Me like your stapler...
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And Mr. Dykes, you don't have to be a journalist. We're all trying to learn how, in the absence of role models. But do run your story through spell check.
Story
Me like your stapler...
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And Mr. Dykes, you don't have to be a journalist. We're all trying to learn how, in the absence of role models. But do run your story through spell check.
You people can't even talk without looking stupid.
It seems that Mr. Jake Tapper, Guardian of Truth at ABC News, has blown the whistle on some meta-fake spoof of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth" film. Story
He cautions the good people of America:
"So next time you're reading something on the Internet from a supposedly 'real person pushing a movie, defending an actor, talking about a politician, keep in mind that it might not actually be a real person but a corporate hired gun, selling you an idea through deception."
Are we back to the whole "only weirdos and anti-semites use the internet" thing again? That's so 2001.
But anyway, back to your point: We agree whole-heartedly. Why do you think we don't watch ABC News?
He cautions the good people of America:
"So next time you're reading something on the Internet from a supposedly 'real person pushing a movie, defending an actor, talking about a politician, keep in mind that it might not actually be a real person but a corporate hired gun, selling you an idea through deception."
Are we back to the whole "only weirdos and anti-semites use the internet" thing again? That's so 2001.
But anyway, back to your point: We agree whole-heartedly. Why do you think we don't watch ABC News?
Did I make you cry? At least that's not an AssBanana in your ass.
Just in case people feel like bursting into tears... In the cold calculus of war, there is no room for concern about hurt feelings.
When we win, when the fog is lifted, you will understand my methods. And you might even identify your true enemy. But maybe that's too much to ask...
In the meantime, dab away your tears and remain confident that you too will benefit from lawful government. I may be a filthy ContraYou, but in the end you'll rush to be at my parade.
I know it will be hard. ...But do try to stem the waterworks.
When we win, when the fog is lifted, you will understand my methods. And you might even identify your true enemy. But maybe that's too much to ask...
In the meantime, dab away your tears and remain confident that you too will benefit from lawful government. I may be a filthy ContraYou, but in the end you'll rush to be at my parade.
I know it will be hard. ...But do try to stem the waterworks.
Here's my quandary:
Just so everyone is clear on my position:
I indict for active participation in the crime of 9-11 the following:
-Well placed renegade elements within the intelligence agencies of the United States, The United Kingdom, and Israel, among perhaps others.
-Renegade elements within the militaries of the United States and Israel, among perhaps others.
-Renegade elements within the CIA and FBI, among likely other federal Executive-branch agencies.
-George W. Bush
-Donald Rumsfeld
-Dick Cheney
I indict for complicity in the theft of American liberty and for crimes against the very conception of human decency prosecuted in the actions against the peoples of Afganistan, Iraq, and Lebanon the following:
-All members of the United States Congress voting in favor of the Patriot Act, without even having read it, and for the authorization of military force in the aforementioned theaters or for the delivery of weapons to Israel.
Whereas 9-11 was a self-inflicted wound and whereas the Patriot Act was passed without due deliberation, I recognize, in keeping with any American tradition of law, that it is null and void.
I am living in a land of complete lawlessness. And I don't quite know what to do about it. All I can conclude is that the United States no longer exists, my oath-mandated efforts to defend the Constitution against enemies foreign and domestic notwithstanding.
God help the American legacy.
I indict for active participation in the crime of 9-11 the following:
-Well placed renegade elements within the intelligence agencies of the United States, The United Kingdom, and Israel, among perhaps others.
-Renegade elements within the militaries of the United States and Israel, among perhaps others.
-Renegade elements within the CIA and FBI, among likely other federal Executive-branch agencies.
-George W. Bush
-Donald Rumsfeld
-Dick Cheney
I indict for complicity in the theft of American liberty and for crimes against the very conception of human decency prosecuted in the actions against the peoples of Afganistan, Iraq, and Lebanon the following:
-All members of the United States Congress voting in favor of the Patriot Act, without even having read it, and for the authorization of military force in the aforementioned theaters or for the delivery of weapons to Israel.
Whereas 9-11 was a self-inflicted wound and whereas the Patriot Act was passed without due deliberation, I recognize, in keeping with any American tradition of law, that it is null and void.
I am living in a land of complete lawlessness. And I don't quite know what to do about it. All I can conclude is that the United States no longer exists, my oath-mandated efforts to defend the Constitution against enemies foreign and domestic notwithstanding.
God help the American legacy.
Saturday, August 05, 2006
The Only Conspiracy Worth Talking About
A friend of mine once said, "If we could only discover the identity of the coach driver, we could stop the conspiracy."
That is a fool's errand. You could finger him, just to have someone else climb on as driver.
The love of money is the root of all evil. It produces RadioBombs and boys with holes drilled in their heads and poverty and all manner of dehumanization. And as long as people worship money, evil will exist.
And when a governmental system is solely geared toward protecting economic interests, you guarantee that that government's fruits will be evil.
I like to call money "3-Space energy." It rots. As a "god" it is inferior to time domain energy. 3-Space energy is a manifestation of time domain energy.
There appears to be going on a timeless battle between 3-Space energy and time domain energy. Since the latter is the source of the former, you can see who will win.
People become seduced by 3-Space energy because it seems the more tangible of the two. But that is a mistake, because time domain energy is far more powerful.
These are forms of 3-Space energy:
-sunshine
-money
-food
-labor
-gasoline
-electricity
Every organism has an innate desire to store an amount of 3-Space energy: Store some food, build a nest egg, make sure you've got enough oil for the winter, etc. In some people, I believe, this innate desire takes on a pathological form: They seek to control everything. It may be related to procreative desirability: "I can provide for all your offspring."
If I wanted to rule the world --which is a common pursuit among those with that pathology-- I would seek to control its energy. I don't care who resides in the boardroom of a factory if I have the ability to pull the breaker in the cellar. If I have the power to pull the breaker, then I run the factory.
The evil that you see in the world is a battle to control the world's energy. And behind that still further is a battle between the gods of 3-Space energy and time domain energy.
Their earthly actors come and go. It's not wise to become fixated on discovering them. But you might as well know who the current coach drivers are: They're the ones who want to control the energy. They want to control the oil. And it's not about money. It's about total control of the planet.
And when your government is geared toward protecting these crass commercial interests, you guarantee yourselves a perfect hell on earth. Because they will stop at nothing to defend their control.
When such a system of control is set up, it becomes, quite tangibly, the earthly conduit for that lesser god. The expression of evil occurs within this system of control. It has to, because outside of such a system of control, no one would buy such an ugly product. "Satan" is forever willing to spring forth wherever such systems of control exist. Police state not good.
This pathological desire to control things explains why there is a lot of wreckage along the road to alternative energies. Because if you don't need their oil, their power disappears. What's it matter if I can pull the breaker, when you can run an extension cord out the window and down the street?
As alternative energies go --hydrogen and biomass and all those-- they really are not different from oil; they all are the same in that they are used to perform work. They are all forms of 3-Space energy. With each, you are converting 3-Space energy into another form of 3-Space energy.
What if you go directly to the well and harvest time domain energy? You'd have a limitless supply of energy. No drilling in the ground, no polluting of rivers, no oil wars, no RadioBombs, no emissions... ...heat in the winter for all, flying cars, inexpensive food... ...You'd have a heaven on earth, by comparison. You'd have so much energy that you could even afford to run machines that dump wasted thermal energy back into the time domain.
Can your technology achieve this? Yes. You do it all the time. But you ignore the Heaviside component. And that's for a reason. Because if you were to exploit the power of the Heaviside component, you would be free from your shackles.
Some people find this very dangerous.
"Free energy is kookie! Perpetual motion machines don't exist. That's crazy talk."
My answer is this: Conservation of energy occurs in four dimensions, not three, stupid. Go back to college...you'll get even smarter.
So go directly to the well and shove aside the peddlers of death and destruction. They're vile people. The systems of control that they erect are antithetical to all that is good. And they promise only a perfect hell on earth and the total enslavement of your species --whether they know it or not. They, too, are useful idiots, because their god is always waiting to spring forth. And he has been clever enough to conceal his true nature from them...
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I maintain that the combination of advanced technology and earthly government yields only two theoretically possible outcomes: Total enslavement of the human population, or destruction of the planet --as various groups vie for control of the enslaved population. That is why you can't have government anymore. Thinking that doesn't make me an anarchist; it makes me reasonable.
That is a fool's errand. You could finger him, just to have someone else climb on as driver.
The love of money is the root of all evil. It produces RadioBombs and boys with holes drilled in their heads and poverty and all manner of dehumanization. And as long as people worship money, evil will exist.
And when a governmental system is solely geared toward protecting economic interests, you guarantee that that government's fruits will be evil.
I like to call money "3-Space energy." It rots. As a "god" it is inferior to time domain energy. 3-Space energy is a manifestation of time domain energy.
There appears to be going on a timeless battle between 3-Space energy and time domain energy. Since the latter is the source of the former, you can see who will win.
People become seduced by 3-Space energy because it seems the more tangible of the two. But that is a mistake, because time domain energy is far more powerful.
These are forms of 3-Space energy:
-sunshine
-money
-food
-labor
-gasoline
-electricity
Every organism has an innate desire to store an amount of 3-Space energy: Store some food, build a nest egg, make sure you've got enough oil for the winter, etc. In some people, I believe, this innate desire takes on a pathological form: They seek to control everything. It may be related to procreative desirability: "I can provide for all your offspring."
If I wanted to rule the world --which is a common pursuit among those with that pathology-- I would seek to control its energy. I don't care who resides in the boardroom of a factory if I have the ability to pull the breaker in the cellar. If I have the power to pull the breaker, then I run the factory.
The evil that you see in the world is a battle to control the world's energy. And behind that still further is a battle between the gods of 3-Space energy and time domain energy.
Their earthly actors come and go. It's not wise to become fixated on discovering them. But you might as well know who the current coach drivers are: They're the ones who want to control the energy. They want to control the oil. And it's not about money. It's about total control of the planet.
And when your government is geared toward protecting these crass commercial interests, you guarantee yourselves a perfect hell on earth. Because they will stop at nothing to defend their control.
When such a system of control is set up, it becomes, quite tangibly, the earthly conduit for that lesser god. The expression of evil occurs within this system of control. It has to, because outside of such a system of control, no one would buy such an ugly product. "Satan" is forever willing to spring forth wherever such systems of control exist. Police state not good.
This pathological desire to control things explains why there is a lot of wreckage along the road to alternative energies. Because if you don't need their oil, their power disappears. What's it matter if I can pull the breaker, when you can run an extension cord out the window and down the street?
As alternative energies go --hydrogen and biomass and all those-- they really are not different from oil; they all are the same in that they are used to perform work. They are all forms of 3-Space energy. With each, you are converting 3-Space energy into another form of 3-Space energy.
What if you go directly to the well and harvest time domain energy? You'd have a limitless supply of energy. No drilling in the ground, no polluting of rivers, no oil wars, no RadioBombs, no emissions... ...heat in the winter for all, flying cars, inexpensive food... ...You'd have a heaven on earth, by comparison. You'd have so much energy that you could even afford to run machines that dump wasted thermal energy back into the time domain.
Can your technology achieve this? Yes. You do it all the time. But you ignore the Heaviside component. And that's for a reason. Because if you were to exploit the power of the Heaviside component, you would be free from your shackles.
Some people find this very dangerous.
"Free energy is kookie! Perpetual motion machines don't exist. That's crazy talk."
My answer is this: Conservation of energy occurs in four dimensions, not three, stupid. Go back to college...you'll get even smarter.
So go directly to the well and shove aside the peddlers of death and destruction. They're vile people. The systems of control that they erect are antithetical to all that is good. And they promise only a perfect hell on earth and the total enslavement of your species --whether they know it or not. They, too, are useful idiots, because their god is always waiting to spring forth. And he has been clever enough to conceal his true nature from them...
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I maintain that the combination of advanced technology and earthly government yields only two theoretically possible outcomes: Total enslavement of the human population, or destruction of the planet --as various groups vie for control of the enslaved population. That is why you can't have government anymore. Thinking that doesn't make me an anarchist; it makes me reasonable.
I will lie to you.
Something I have pointed out before, but that bears repeating, is that I will lie to you.
It is an important element of the psy-op.
Don't forget that this is a show. Don't forget that I am a comedian. I am my own target audience. I am entertaining myself.
The point of my every labor is to ridicule your morally bankrupt society's belief that you know what is real. That. is. the joke. Get it? Ta Da! And judging by the degree to which I crack myself up, my execution is flawless.
My favorite part of any show is where the audience comes to believe that it knows what's happening. I may then set about devising a suitably entertaining punishment.
It is an important element of the psy-op.
Don't forget that this is a show. Don't forget that I am a comedian. I am my own target audience. I am entertaining myself.
The point of my every labor is to ridicule your morally bankrupt society's belief that you know what is real. That. is. the joke. Get it? Ta Da! And judging by the degree to which I crack myself up, my execution is flawless.
My favorite part of any show is where the audience comes to believe that it knows what's happening. I may then set about devising a suitably entertaining punishment.
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Yeah, that's mine.
I've never hidden behind the fig leaf of, "Oh, hey, it's just a joke. Don't you get it?"
I mean everything I say. I just try to be artful about it.
I mean everything I say. I just try to be artful about it.
Friday, August 04, 2006
He not funny _or_ smart.
Donald Rumsfeld not smart enough to make subtle threat. He told what to say. His mouth nice place to put cum.
He not military mastermind. He office man who hate military men. He get killed now.
It not smart help with 9-11. You silly head.
He not military mastermind. He office man who hate military men. He get killed now.
It not smart help with 9-11. You silly head.
Micronukes
It is likely true that Israel has secreted explosive or biological weapons in cities around the United States. It's insurance for them. For just such a situation... And since they run your television*, they have astutely dropped nuggets along the way that such an event would be the work of the Arabs. It's what I would do in their position.
We'll have our stand at the place of my choosing.
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*And before people start crying, I should point out yet again that the architects and beneficiaries of Israel are not Jewish. Nope. You? You're the labor...
We'll have our stand at the place of my choosing.
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*And before people start crying, I should point out yet again that the architects and beneficiaries of Israel are not Jewish. Nope. You? You're the labor...
Show's Over
The reason why the Foxman News Channel shut down their studio in the White House is because they couldn't keep the show going.
Everyone else jumped ship, so they moved in Tony Snow. I don't watch much television so I don't really know who has what show or what they say on it. But I'm guessing that Tony Snow got the job because he was the best at what he did.
Maybe he threatened to resign over having to shovel shit every day. And if he was the best, who do you replace him with?
They had to shut down the show. They ran out of labor.
Everyone else jumped ship, so they moved in Tony Snow. I don't watch much television so I don't really know who has what show or what they say on it. But I'm guessing that Tony Snow got the job because he was the best at what he did.
Maybe he threatened to resign over having to shovel shit every day. And if he was the best, who do you replace him with?
They had to shut down the show. They ran out of labor.
Amateur Hour
I have noticed a significant increase in attempts to diminish the power of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.
The 9-11 actors know full well that its most formidable foes are the comedians. The 9-11 actors are trying to devise methods of engaging or marginalizing them. But as I have pointed out before, it is extremely tactically difficult to engage a comedian. He will not permit you to know what is real... It is not possible to fight something that is not real...you see. And I'm not real. And that's why I will win. You see.
The comedian will always win. So don't bother. And don't try being funny yourselves, because you're not. ...Unless you're headlining at the Bust-a-Gut Lounge. And you know what kind of crowd they get there...
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And I will point out that the weakness of television as a distribution mechanism for the truth...is that the medium is so old that it has been regulated to near death over the years. And the costs of distribution are too high. Therefore, they could shut you down by eliminating your sponsors...or by screwing with your labor.
On the internet, however, no one can shut down a show whose distribution costs are ten dollars a month for unlimited bandwidth.
You will want a backup medium.
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Postscript 8/6/06
I don't mean to imply that those two are engaged in 9-11 material, nor do they plan to be. The medium probably wouldn't allow it anyway. But the 9-11 actors are scared shitless of these people regardless. The curious increase in the instances of questioning the power of these two just seems a bit hinky. The 9-11 actors will pay people to raise such issues.
The 9-11 actors know full well that its most formidable foes are the comedians. The 9-11 actors are trying to devise methods of engaging or marginalizing them. But as I have pointed out before, it is extremely tactically difficult to engage a comedian. He will not permit you to know what is real... It is not possible to fight something that is not real...you see. And I'm not real. And that's why I will win. You see.
The comedian will always win. So don't bother. And don't try being funny yourselves, because you're not. ...Unless you're headlining at the Bust-a-Gut Lounge. And you know what kind of crowd they get there...
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And I will point out that the weakness of television as a distribution mechanism for the truth...is that the medium is so old that it has been regulated to near death over the years. And the costs of distribution are too high. Therefore, they could shut you down by eliminating your sponsors...or by screwing with your labor.
On the internet, however, no one can shut down a show whose distribution costs are ten dollars a month for unlimited bandwidth.
You will want a backup medium.
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Postscript 8/6/06
I don't mean to imply that those two are engaged in 9-11 material, nor do they plan to be. The medium probably wouldn't allow it anyway. But the 9-11 actors are scared shitless of these people regardless. The curious increase in the instances of questioning the power of these two just seems a bit hinky. The 9-11 actors will pay people to raise such issues.
I've got the best job in the world already.
[Chris reclining in a chair on the porch. Cigarette in hand, tracing an eyebrow with a finger]
"Sure, I've thought about getting a better job...[drag on cigarette]...but I've come to realize that my free time is worth a lot to me.
"How could I be saving the metaverse if I was spending all my time selling insurance or something?"
"Sure, I've thought about getting a better job...[drag on cigarette]...but I've come to realize that my free time is worth a lot to me.
"How could I be saving the metaverse if I was spending all my time selling insurance or something?"
Better get started...
The comedian resides in a privileged realm. As long as he can defend his words --or make them mean nothing-- he can say anything he wants.
His most powerful weapon is the truth. No one will challenge him on its utterance. And his enemies scatter at the sight of it.
The reason why I can openly talk about the wholesale executions of members of the now defunct United States government is because everyone knows it's true.
The only escape from execution is redemption. And redemption comes only from oneself.
His most powerful weapon is the truth. No one will challenge him on its utterance. And his enemies scatter at the sight of it.
The reason why I can openly talk about the wholesale executions of members of the now defunct United States government is because everyone knows it's true.
The only escape from execution is redemption. And redemption comes only from oneself.
It fun talk like this. Maybe me talk this way all time.
Me not know why Bill O'Reilly support 9-11 actor Israel.
Oh, wait; yes me do.
He know he make big mistake...
Maybe he redeemable too.
Oh, wait; yes me do.
He know he make big mistake...
Maybe he redeemable too.
Thursday, August 03, 2006
That's why.
I'm just thinking about myself...
I'm saving the world so that everyone can see me in my movie and understand how beautiful I am.
Otherwise, who's going to be around to watch it?
I'm saving the world so that everyone can see me in my movie and understand how beautiful I am.
Otherwise, who's going to be around to watch it?
That's _my_ beanbag-
Dickie Green and I were sitting on the back porch drinking beer earlier when I came to understand that I love this show and I love the audience. The energy for this show right now is really good...
Hi.
You understand that I have the power to destroy the world.
You will do exactly as I say, or I will destroy you all. I won't have you experience what they have in store for you.
You will do exactly as I say, or I will destroy you all. I won't have you experience what they have in store for you.
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Let's see who is with us.
By the way, Congress had best not countenance any attempt to make it easier for the Executive branch to lock up even "non Al Qaeda" persons.
That would be, um, you and me. Duh. Ta Da!
That would be, um, you and me. Duh. Ta Da!
Sophist-O-Logic
"That's so silly... The United States is not standing alone. If it's standing alone it's because...it's at the head of the line, you see, and others are coming...to join us! They're...it's like...we're holding their place! In line! Because you're not supposed to cut in line! And the United States upholds proper...queuing...ettiquette. No one...[points finger at press corps] ...and let me be very clear on this...no one will accuse this great nation of letting people cut in line. ... There. [Nods head. Smooths shirt.]"
Video
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Headlining at the Bust-a-Gut Lounge
As George leaves the room, the smile drops away from Tony Snow's face as if to say, "This man is a complete fuckin retard. At least he didn't shit himself." Tony Snow can't hide his revulsion.
Video
The people in that room present themselves as the most servile sycophants one could ever imagine. What deranged reality am I viewing in your world? Those criminals on stage are poisoning the earth with RadioBombs and causing thirteen-year-old girls to breathe "unngh nuung" as they search for their missing mandibles. And it's HappyHaHaTime.
Is it me? Is this all happening in my diseased mind?
Video
The people in that room present themselves as the most servile sycophants one could ever imagine. What deranged reality am I viewing in your world? Those criminals on stage are poisoning the earth with RadioBombs and causing thirteen-year-old girls to breathe "unngh nuung" as they search for their missing mandibles. And it's HappyHaHaTime.
Is it me? Is this all happening in my diseased mind?
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Me Win [I'm having my fill of this construction, so please bear with me.]
The actor who is motivated by love and who does not fear death...cannot be defeated. It is theoretically impossible.
If you take the words of that first sentence and translate them into some kind of mathematical terms...and plug it into a game theory simulation...you will see why the conclusion is true.
You not know chaos theory good.
He will live forever, ...but only if he does not fear death.
Faith in chaos.
I'm ready to love somebody now. Anybody. ...I can't have all you people disappearing just as I've finally ripened.
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This was a transmission.
If you take the words of that first sentence and translate them into some kind of mathematical terms...and plug it into a game theory simulation...you will see why the conclusion is true.
You not know chaos theory good.
He will live forever, ...but only if he does not fear death.
Faith in chaos.
I'm ready to love somebody now. Anybody. ...I can't have all you people disappearing just as I've finally ripened.
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This was a transmission.
Now I get it.
I don't understand why George Bush would pledge to defend 9-11 actor Israel.
...Oh, wait; yes I do.
I will require that he be delivered to me. And bring a video camera.
...Oh, wait; yes I do.
I will require that he be delivered to me. And bring a video camera.
Is a Cucka Person talking? It must be a lie.
So The Cucka People are tripping over themselves trying to cobble together some moral standing, using this Mel Gibson thing.
The uproar is not relevant, considering that 9-11 actor Israel will be erased.
The Jews just don't understand that no one's interested anymore.
You're yesterday's news. And you look funny not knowing this.
Consider yourselves destroyed. ...And all I had to do was call attention to your handiwork.
The uproar is not relevant, considering that 9-11 actor Israel will be erased.
The Jews just don't understand that no one's interested anymore.
You're yesterday's news. And you look funny not knowing this.
Consider yourselves destroyed. ...And all I had to do was call attention to your handiwork.
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Property to be Seized
Your morally bankrupt society will, of course, be making reparations to your victims. Otherwise you will have no moral standing for continued existence.
I am assembling a list of property that will be seized toward this end.
That the legislation of the United States contains no such provisions for this is of no consequence. The United States is legally defunct and is in a state of receivership to the Citizens' Lawful Government Tribunals. We will reconstitute the United States, if posssible.
In no particular order, I will list them here and I will add to this list:
The property of:
1. Fox News and that of its officers and employees, without exception.
2. Officers of the Executive branch of the United States.
3. Members of Congress who are financed by 9-11 actor, Israel.
I am assembling a list of property that will be seized toward this end.
That the legislation of the United States contains no such provisions for this is of no consequence. The United States is legally defunct and is in a state of receivership to the Citizens' Lawful Government Tribunals. We will reconstitute the United States, if posssible.
In no particular order, I will list them here and I will add to this list:
The property of:
1. Fox News and that of its officers and employees, without exception.
2. Officers of the Executive branch of the United States.
3. Members of Congress who are financed by 9-11 actor, Israel.
Almost there...
In order to prevail in this war, the forces of good must decapitate the conspiracy. You know who they are. Go after the malignancy's individual earthly agents. Do it now.
And keep an eye on those agents' purchased lackeys. They are mine to deal with. They have chosen poorly...
And keep an eye on those agents' purchased lackeys. They are mine to deal with. They have chosen poorly...
New York Times = Bum Bum Cockadoodie Paper
I read this today in the New York Times' front section:
"The peepeedee of the bumbum YuckyMen fartbrain is loodeedum. Leepie dum shoobydoo cuckabum. But in all fairness, we should say that hoodiedoo neepietime loobiefart. Me journalist."
Your role in my play is assured. Come on up on stage... However shall I make you look ridiculous?... Shall I defecate into your souls? Or will you redeem yourselves first?
You have two days to make your decision. Or I will destroy you...for tactical purposes. Nothing personal.
"The peepeedee of the bumbum YuckyMen fartbrain is loodeedum. Leepie dum shoobydoo cuckabum. But in all fairness, we should say that hoodiedoo neepietime loobiefart. Me journalist."
Your role in my play is assured. Come on up on stage... However shall I make you look ridiculous?... Shall I defecate into your souls? Or will you redeem yourselves first?
You have two days to make your decision. Or I will destroy you...for tactical purposes. Nothing personal.
Monday, July 31, 2006
So, let's recap now...
In this show --as well as in my previous show, "One-Man Sleeper Cell"-- I have destroyed:
1. The Supreme Leader of Cucka Land.
2. Chief Legal Sophist Alberto Gonzalez.
3. The Flying Car People. Who are in cahoots...with...The AstroGenital Brigade!
4. The Pathos Protection League.
5. The Holocaust(R) Industry.
6. The 9-11 inside job.
7. The Foxman News Channel.
8. The word "anti-semite" ("You're just a filthy ContraMe!")
9. The FakeState of Israel.
10. The Cucka People.
...as well as lesser entities that somehow thought they figured into things.
In each case I have appropriated their power as my own, as the spoils of war.
I am very close to shutting down The Great Hahperdidah Wars.
I now move on to my next target:
THE ILLUMINATI
You worship wrong god. You not know chaos theory good. You no listen to me earlier. Me attack across time. Your boss real target of my boss. Don't get in way...
1. The Supreme Leader of Cucka Land.
2. Chief Legal Sophist Alberto Gonzalez.
3. The Flying Car People. Who are in cahoots...with...The AstroGenital Brigade!
4. The Pathos Protection League.
5. The Holocaust(R) Industry.
6. The 9-11 inside job.
7. The Foxman News Channel.
8. The word "anti-semite" ("You're just a filthy ContraMe!")
9. The FakeState of Israel.
10. The Cucka People.
...as well as lesser entities that somehow thought they figured into things.
In each case I have appropriated their power as my own, as the spoils of war.
I am very close to shutting down The Great Hahperdidah Wars.
I now move on to my next target:
THE ILLUMINATI
You worship wrong god. You not know chaos theory good. You no listen to me earlier. Me attack across time. Your boss real target of my boss. Don't get in way...
No one take the bait.
Israel has masters, too. Oh, the Jews don't actually run anything... You watch too much TV. The Jews are useful idiots is all. Tell them that people will think they're the best, and they'll do anything.
"Your big nose is pretty. Here, put this cucka on you."
"OK! ...What next?"
Israel's role is to start an enormous war, the aftermath of which may be used by Israel's masters to reconstruct the world according to their plan. It's always been this way. It had nothing to do with some homeland, you big silly. That was the marketing.
Is it a grand, nefarious, cosmic plan? Mmmm...no. It's about making money. And accruing power. That's all. Kind of hum-drum. But you certainly won't like it.
Don't anyone get sucked into Israel's continued provocations.
Israel now is morally dead. Its political death will come soon enough...by its own hand.
And we'll all get crunk and have cookouts and sing songs.
Their god didn't say that Palestine belonged to the Jews. Their god said that Israel would be established after the Messianic Redemption. ...And guess what sure hasn't happened yet... I can't conceive of any people more in _need_ of redemption than the Jews. This kind of implies that the time is not yet right for the true Israel.
What you see over there is not the true Israel; it's an abomination. It's a fake. Let it destroy itself. Don't let it destroy you.
You will want a guide...
"Your big nose is pretty. Here, put this cucka on you."
"OK! ...What next?"
Israel's role is to start an enormous war, the aftermath of which may be used by Israel's masters to reconstruct the world according to their plan. It's always been this way. It had nothing to do with some homeland, you big silly. That was the marketing.
Is it a grand, nefarious, cosmic plan? Mmmm...no. It's about making money. And accruing power. That's all. Kind of hum-drum. But you certainly won't like it.
Don't anyone get sucked into Israel's continued provocations.
Israel now is morally dead. Its political death will come soon enough...by its own hand.
And we'll all get crunk and have cookouts and sing songs.
Their god didn't say that Palestine belonged to the Jews. Their god said that Israel would be established after the Messianic Redemption. ...And guess what sure hasn't happened yet... I can't conceive of any people more in _need_ of redemption than the Jews. This kind of implies that the time is not yet right for the true Israel.
What you see over there is not the true Israel; it's an abomination. It's a fake. Let it destroy itself. Don't let it destroy you.
You will want a guide...
Newtonian Physics Weirdo Brigade Symposium
If you missed the Newtonian Physics Weirdo Brigade on C-SPAN, you can watch it here: Google Video
Or read the New York Times. Your choice. As you were. They painstakingly present _both_ sides: The lies..._and_ the truth! Nice model of journalism... Lukewarm water...
And here you can see Alex Jones' "Terrorstorm," a documentary that you will find informative. Google Video
Mr. Silverstein, whatever have you been up to? Are you one of the sayanim?
Or read the New York Times. Your choice. As you were. They painstakingly present _both_ sides: The lies..._and_ the truth! Nice model of journalism... Lukewarm water...
And here you can see Alex Jones' "Terrorstorm," a documentary that you will find informative. Google Video
Mr. Silverstein, whatever have you been up to? Are you one of the sayanim?
9-11 Complicity
I suppose I owe it to Congress to inform them that the Citizens' Lawful Government Tribunals will take a special interest in which members are financed by 9-11 actor, Israel.
It's pretty much a shortcut to determining complicity. We have limited resources, after all --at least initially...
CLGT will take favorable notice, however, of efforts by those who seek redemption in rolling back this police state.
It's pretty much a shortcut to determining complicity. We have limited resources, after all --at least initially...
CLGT will take favorable notice, however, of efforts by those who seek redemption in rolling back this police state.
Sunday, July 30, 2006
Hey, Blowhard Establishment Press!
Here's a simple headline that doesn't take much guts:
HUH. THE NUMBERS DON'T ADD UP. THOSE BUILDINGS FELL RIGHT DOWN FUNNY.
You know you're no longer relevant, right?
The Thrifty Nickel could put your moveable-type printing presses to a higher and better use. ...And at least they proclaim to be talking advertising talk.
HUH. THE NUMBERS DON'T ADD UP. THOSE BUILDINGS FELL RIGHT DOWN FUNNY.
You know you're no longer relevant, right?
The Thrifty Nickel could put your moveable-type printing presses to a higher and better use. ...And at least they proclaim to be talking advertising talk.
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Donald is smarter than we thought.
The reason why Donald Rumsfeld seems "literally in a parallel universe and slightly deranged" is because he knows full well that the jig is up. Israel's moral standing for existence is completely gone, his hubristic adventure in the Middle East is a disgusting horror show, the 9-11 inside job is now common knowledge among those who follow such things, and he knows it's only a matter of time before he swings.
You'd seem distracted, too.
Get ready for all hell to break loose as these criminals try to get out of their just punishment. They will attempt to move the levers of power to forestall their fate. They will employ any pretext.
You, dear reader, have you chosen wisely? Donald and George and Allie and Dick now understand that the plan all along was to sacrifice them. Their bosses' plans have worked out well. What you see now is no mistake; this was planned: The dissolution of the United States as an impediment to someone's global power play. It will come with a price, however: The public's embrace of the dialectical solution will be achieved only by those men's executions. Still on board? Whistle a happy tune and sidle away...
And you, decent American, familiarize yourself with the concept of lawful government and the moral authority with which you may lawfully repulse that which masquerades as it. The finest minds, both past and future, will applaud you. But don't look to your contemporaries for approval; they're too busy watching television to know what's real...much less to know what's right.
You'd seem distracted, too.
Get ready for all hell to break loose as these criminals try to get out of their just punishment. They will attempt to move the levers of power to forestall their fate. They will employ any pretext.
You, dear reader, have you chosen wisely? Donald and George and Allie and Dick now understand that the plan all along was to sacrifice them. Their bosses' plans have worked out well. What you see now is no mistake; this was planned: The dissolution of the United States as an impediment to someone's global power play. It will come with a price, however: The public's embrace of the dialectical solution will be achieved only by those men's executions. Still on board? Whistle a happy tune and sidle away...
And you, decent American, familiarize yourself with the concept of lawful government and the moral authority with which you may lawfully repulse that which masquerades as it. The finest minds, both past and future, will applaud you. But don't look to your contemporaries for approval; they're too busy watching television to know what's real...much less to know what's right.
Israel no smart.
No make Hezbollah go away in week.
Hezbollah look strong. Israel look funny.
Too many baby have no brain now. And make more EarIntestine with RadioBomb.
Now everyone there friend with Hezbollah.
Everyone know 9-11 inside job. Israel have role.
It bye bye time now.
Oopsie.
Cucka People talk faster now. Need more lie.
Hezbollah look strong. Israel look funny.
Too many baby have no brain now. And make more EarIntestine with RadioBomb.
Now everyone there friend with Hezbollah.
Everyone know 9-11 inside job. Israel have role.
It bye bye time now.
Oopsie.
Cucka People talk faster now. Need more lie.
Howard Dean is an embarassment.
He talk a lot of advertising talk. He use word that have no meaning like YuckyMen, and accuse people of being ContraThem.
[I wonder how much money he's getting from 9-11 actor, Israel.]
He make good Dipshit National Committee Chairman. He want more HappyTimeNicenessProgram.
[To allege that a party carried out an action (the beheadings) does not make one ContraThem.] You logic not good.
He save world with Sophist-O-Logic and more shakedown.
[No thanks...]
[I wonder how much money he's getting from 9-11 actor, Israel.]
He make good Dipshit National Committee Chairman. He want more HappyTimeNicenessProgram.
[To allege that a party carried out an action (the beheadings) does not make one ContraThem.] You logic not good.
He save world with Sophist-O-Logic and more shakedown.
[No thanks...]
Saturday, July 29, 2006
You haven't read the rules, have you?
If you are new to the show I will remind you that your opinion is not at all relevant.
My every utterance has one objective: The total dismantling of your minds.
Don't you ever come to believe that you know what's real. I will inform you of what is real at my pleasure and convenience.
When I'm done, you'll thank me for it. But until that time, you would be well served by shutting your face. ...It's embarassing to watch you make noises with your mouth holes.
My every utterance has one objective: The total dismantling of your minds.
Don't you ever come to believe that you know what's real. I will inform you of what is real at my pleasure and convenience.
When I'm done, you'll thank me for it. But until that time, you would be well served by shutting your face. ...It's embarassing to watch you make noises with your mouth holes.
Friday, July 28, 2006
Pulling a Tawana Brawley
I find this suspicious:
"SEATTLE (Reuters) - A woman was killed and five other women were wounded on Friday when a gunman opened fire at a Jewish organization in downtown Seattle that last weekend organized a rally in support of Israel." Story
According to Jewish Federation of Greater Seattle Vice President Amy Wasser-Simpson, the man "got through" security and dispassionately announced that "I'm a Muslim American; I'm angry at Israel." He then started shooting.
Let's recap...
1. Rupert Murdoch and Bill Kristol have informed us that the Jews are now known as The Cucka People, because Fox=Jew=Cucka=Lie. The transition from Jew to Cucka happened when The Foxman News Channel opened a studio in The Cucka House.
2. Israel's support is fast approaching zero, as it has proven itself a bunch of savage troglodytes.
3. The rock has been lifted on 9-11 and Israel has been implicated. As a result, Israel will be erased. That much is beyond question. What remains to be seen is whether The Cucka People will inadvisedly continue to identify with this doomed abomination.*
"We need a fast pathos infusion into this show! Let's kill some poor, downtrodden Jews!"
Let's translate this story:
"A Cucka Person said that a Muslim said, 'I'm a Muslim American; I'm angry at Israel.'" Or, by equivalency, "A Lie Person said that a Muslim said, 'I'm a Muslim American; I'm angry at Israel.'"
Who says such a thing? It's very convenient that he stated all those facts for us.
The architects of Israel were happy to kill six million Jews in order to establish the pathos for the erection of Israel; they'll be happy to kill another few to punch up the sales pitch.
Beware false flag operations...as this very well may turn out to be.
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*Not to mention that the Citizens' Lawful Government Tribunals will take a special interest in those members of government who have allied themselves with this entity. It won't...look good...to be financed by this 9-11 actor.
"SEATTLE (Reuters) - A woman was killed and five other women were wounded on Friday when a gunman opened fire at a Jewish organization in downtown Seattle that last weekend organized a rally in support of Israel." Story
According to Jewish Federation of Greater Seattle Vice President Amy Wasser-Simpson, the man "got through" security and dispassionately announced that "I'm a Muslim American; I'm angry at Israel." He then started shooting.
Let's recap...
1. Rupert Murdoch and Bill Kristol have informed us that the Jews are now known as The Cucka People, because Fox=Jew=Cucka=Lie. The transition from Jew to Cucka happened when The Foxman News Channel opened a studio in The Cucka House.
2. Israel's support is fast approaching zero, as it has proven itself a bunch of savage troglodytes.
3. The rock has been lifted on 9-11 and Israel has been implicated. As a result, Israel will be erased. That much is beyond question. What remains to be seen is whether The Cucka People will inadvisedly continue to identify with this doomed abomination.*
"We need a fast pathos infusion into this show! Let's kill some poor, downtrodden Jews!"
Let's translate this story:
"A Cucka Person said that a Muslim said, 'I'm a Muslim American; I'm angry at Israel.'" Or, by equivalency, "A Lie Person said that a Muslim said, 'I'm a Muslim American; I'm angry at Israel.'"
Who says such a thing? It's very convenient that he stated all those facts for us.
The architects of Israel were happy to kill six million Jews in order to establish the pathos for the erection of Israel; they'll be happy to kill another few to punch up the sales pitch.
Beware false flag operations...as this very well may turn out to be.
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*Not to mention that the Citizens' Lawful Government Tribunals will take a special interest in those members of government who have allied themselves with this entity. It won't...look good...to be financed by this 9-11 actor.
The AssBanana People go cucka now.
The Newtonian Physics Weirdo Brigade* will be appearing on C-SPAN 1 "...at 8PM EST (7PM CST) on Saturday, July 29th and then air again for the West Coast at 11pm EST (10pm CST)." They'll be talking about the 9-11 inside job. Story
Here you can see all those kookie physicists and engineers and whoever else who just completely does not get Newtonian Physics.
Or you can go back to the "blowhard establishment press." Your choice. As you were.
The space aliens are coming down. You know what that means...
And you, dear reader, are you on the right side of history? Might want to bone up on chaos theory...
(And by the way... Should there miraculously happen to be a "terrorist" event sometime soon, you'll know who to take into custody for the space aliens. ...And you'll know whose edicts you may lawfully ignore and repulse...)
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*I don't mean to imply that this body of experts in any way approves of me or my snarkiness or that I had anything to do with this event.
Here you can see all those kookie physicists and engineers and whoever else who just completely does not get Newtonian Physics.
Or you can go back to the "blowhard establishment press." Your choice. As you were.
The space aliens are coming down. You know what that means...
And you, dear reader, are you on the right side of history? Might want to bone up on chaos theory...
(And by the way... Should there miraculously happen to be a "terrorist" event sometime soon, you'll know who to take into custody for the space aliens. ...And you'll know whose edicts you may lawfully ignore and repulse...)
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*I don't mean to imply that this body of experts in any way approves of me or my snarkiness or that I had anything to do with this event.
You're so silly to worry about that.
So Chief Legal Sophist Alberto Gonzalez has been discreetly inquiring of Republican lawmakers whether they might see fit to, you know, modifying the War Crimes Act of 1996. Maybe he's afraid he'll be prosecuted.
Allie, you big silly, no need to worry about the now defunct United States. That's just running on the fumes of everyone's memory of lawful government.
It's the Citizens' Lawful Government Tribunals you should be concerned about. And we're not interested in whatever do you think.
Allie, you big silly, no need to worry about the now defunct United States. That's just running on the fumes of everyone's memory of lawful government.
It's the Citizens' Lawful Government Tribunals you should be concerned about. And we're not interested in whatever do you think.
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Oh, yeah.
By the way, there may be a continuity issue here, so I'll just let everyone know that the Zargonians thought I was doing a great job as transtemporal courier so they decided to let me stay on as Supreme Ruler of 3-Space. Hope that clears everything up.
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
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Scanner Darkly Preview
It appears that the people behind "A Scanner Darkly" have licensed for display the first twenty-four minutes of the film. You can see it here:
Scanner Darkly Stuff
I can't wait for this film to make its way into the northern New England area.
I find Robert Downey Jr's performance deliciously funny. "This is a...boy's...bike. It can't possibly be hers."
Scanner Darkly Stuff
I can't wait for this film to make its way into the northern New England area.
I find Robert Downey Jr's performance deliciously funny. "This is a...boy's...bike. It can't possibly be hers."
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
I knew that guy was funny.
I have to share with you an interesting thing about joke development:
You may have a germ of something, some sort of protojoke that you want to try out. And then over a few days, it develops into something else.
One of my all-time favorite jokes is the simple title of "Supreme Leader of Cucka Land." And what makes it funnier is that Bill Kristol essentially wrote that joke. He uttered the words "Supreme Leader," which was just so patently asinine and cockamamie and every other conceivable notion of just complete ass...face...shit...thought... that the joke wrote itself. It just popped into existence in my brain as the elixir of life, the antidote.
It's like the most objectionable things just write their own jokes. I deliver the material I do . not because I'm "edgy," but because I'm lazy.
So thanks, Bill. You have seen to it that that dumbass will now be known forever and ever amen as The Supreme Leader of Cucka Land. Want to write any other jokes?
You may have a germ of something, some sort of protojoke that you want to try out. And then over a few days, it develops into something else.
One of my all-time favorite jokes is the simple title of "Supreme Leader of Cucka Land." And what makes it funnier is that Bill Kristol essentially wrote that joke. He uttered the words "Supreme Leader," which was just so patently asinine and cockamamie and every other conceivable notion of just complete ass...face...shit...thought... that the joke wrote itself. It just popped into existence in my brain as the elixir of life, the antidote.
It's like the most objectionable things just write their own jokes. I deliver the material I do . not because I'm "edgy," but because I'm lazy.
So thanks, Bill. You have seen to it that that dumbass will now be known forever and ever amen as The Supreme Leader of Cucka Land. Want to write any other jokes?
My Audience
By the way:
I want you each to know that I believe that I have the finest audience anywhere. It's not large, but everyone who is anyone is here. You may be a friend or you may be an enemy. But for this very brief slice of time it doesn't matter.
Thanks for coming.
I want you each to know that I believe that I have the finest audience anywhere. It's not large, but everyone who is anyone is here. You may be a friend or you may be an enemy. But for this very brief slice of time it doesn't matter.
Thanks for coming.
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Monday, July 24, 2006
I want to barf and shit.
Israel is a fucking mutant country and should be destroyed immediately. It is an affront to the very conception of decency.
So now we know what the CuckaPeople are about: Burning children with phosphorus.
"Look at our suffering! Bang the drum slowly! We're the CuckaPeople!"
Oy vey must mean "Put more cucka on me. Me pretty now."
So now we know what the CuckaPeople are about: Burning children with phosphorus.
"Look at our suffering! Bang the drum slowly! We're the CuckaPeople!"
Oy vey must mean "Put more cucka on me. Me pretty now."
Transmission
Thinking a bad thing is almost as bad as doing it, because the "informational certitude" of a thought is very close to that of 3-space reality.
That's why you shouldn't think hateful thoughts. It's just one step away from the practice of evil.
So to stop evil, you must think the opposite: You must love.
In short, you must treat one as you would have yourself treated.
Despite whatever the bureaucratic rules may be, the only rule you need to follow when smashing the system is this: Would I have this that I would visit... visited upon me?
If there is to be hating done around here, I will do it. I know what I'm doing...
That's why you shouldn't think hateful thoughts. It's just one step away from the practice of evil.
So to stop evil, you must think the opposite: You must love.
In short, you must treat one as you would have yourself treated.
Despite whatever the bureaucratic rules may be, the only rule you need to follow when smashing the system is this: Would I have this that I would visit... visited upon me?
If there is to be hating done around here, I will do it. I know what I'm doing...
George and the Nukes
I have considered that.
I thought that the more I ridiculed the Supreme Leader of Cucka Land's impotence, the more he might try to demonstrate destructive power.
He is not permitted any say in anything of significance. His bosses won't allow it.
You don't leave a retard in charge of the store; he'd just get boogers all over everything.
I thought that the more I ridiculed the Supreme Leader of Cucka Land's impotence, the more he might try to demonstrate destructive power.
He is not permitted any say in anything of significance. His bosses won't allow it.
You don't leave a retard in charge of the store; he'd just get boogers all over everything.
Unadorned Punch in the Face No. 38
The one thing Jews wish they could buy but can't?
Being white.
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If you're going to sell a racist ideology to the lesser brethren, the least you can do is think it all the way through. Whoopsie Daisy... Wrong marketing.
Being white.
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If you're going to sell a racist ideology to the lesser brethren, the least you can do is think it all the way through. Whoopsie Daisy... Wrong marketing.
Sunday, July 23, 2006
Silly little fairy...
And I thought I was... you know, the... the faggot around here...
Present your pussies to me so that I might fuck you...and show you who your alpha male is.
If nothing else, you'll make an entertaining place to dump my load.
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Yeah, it was time to play this card...
Present your pussies to me so that I might fuck you...and show you who your alpha male is.
If nothing else, you'll make an entertaining place to dump my load.
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Yeah, it was time to play this card...
You stoners should buy more Hoverounds.
So Bill O'Reilly thinks Jon Stewart's audience is a bunch of stoners...
Fine.
At least we can bathe ourselves.
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Reference alert:
Bill O'Reilly called Jon Stewart's audience a bunch of "stoned slackers."
OK.
Bill O'Reilly's audience has each fallen for the Nigerian Scam.
We should all drool into our bibs while waving our tattered flags and pooping.
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And I should point out that I don't really disrespect older folks. I quite prize them. But I do enjoy ridiculing their follies.
Fine.
At least we can bathe ourselves.
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Reference alert:
Bill O'Reilly called Jon Stewart's audience a bunch of "stoned slackers."
OK.
Bill O'Reilly's audience has each fallen for the Nigerian Scam.
We should all drool into our bibs while waving our tattered flags and pooping.
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And I should point out that I don't really disrespect older folks. I quite prize them. But I do enjoy ridiculing their follies.
I am working on some funny and/or insightful stuff.
I have more Ridiculon 5000 stuff coming, starring --surprise, surprise-- the Jews, and I'd like to flesh out my RidicuLexicon.
And I shall attempt to see whatever those Zargonians think...
And I shall attempt to see whatever those Zargonians think...
Saturday, July 22, 2006
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Friday, July 21, 2006
I am officially insane now. Be advised.
I have been driven insane by my repeated, failed attempts to "get down" with your bullshit.
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006
I'm sorry, did something disappear?
No need to erase Israel. It's self-destructing.
Good riddance.
We'll have to content ourselves with its domestic agents. Wherever might the sayanim be hiding?
Good riddance.
We'll have to content ourselves with its domestic agents. Wherever might the sayanim be hiding?
George has left the building...
After seeing George's performance at the G-8 meeting --"Me fly home tonight. Your country is big. And so is his. We're having a pig. I like your boobs."-- it is clear that he is heavily medicated. Hoo boy, he must have been reading all that stuff about tribunals and then started playing with his fingers and smelling his toes.
Remember that suspicious lump under his jacket at some televised debate? The one that everybody thought was a listening device? I laughed at that notion; that's just crazy talk. ...It was actually a pain applicator!
Remember that suspicious lump under his jacket at some televised debate? The one that everybody thought was a listening device? I laughed at that notion; that's just crazy talk. ...It was actually a pain applicator!
Philip K. Dick
By the way...
I was incorrect earlier when I said that Philip K. Dick was willed into existence by the society in which he lived. He was willed into existence by this one.
He had the power of temporal focusing. Or, more precisely, this society does. This communal mind wills into existence information originating in various temporal frames. All these interacting waves of information produce the desired result. Being an artist with a disabled censoring mechanism, he wrote what came to him. He thought he was insane for these ideas.*
It may be the mixing of the parts of an antidote, the parts of which are not "seized at the border" by a suspicious authority. It's a brilliant method of delivering an antidote: in various parts, from various temporal frames.
To have all this information converge right now indicates that your communal mind is in serious need of fixing...right now. Timing is everything.
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*And since information must come from some economically plausible source, a person had to speak them. (They couldn't come from nowhere, at least not in your agreed-upon conceptual model of reality.) And so you created Philip K. Dick. He did as you asked. And he gave his life for it. You owe him some thanks.
I was incorrect earlier when I said that Philip K. Dick was willed into existence by the society in which he lived. He was willed into existence by this one.
He had the power of temporal focusing. Or, more precisely, this society does. This communal mind wills into existence information originating in various temporal frames. All these interacting waves of information produce the desired result. Being an artist with a disabled censoring mechanism, he wrote what came to him. He thought he was insane for these ideas.*
It may be the mixing of the parts of an antidote, the parts of which are not "seized at the border" by a suspicious authority. It's a brilliant method of delivering an antidote: in various parts, from various temporal frames.
To have all this information converge right now indicates that your communal mind is in serious need of fixing...right now. Timing is everything.
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*And since information must come from some economically plausible source, a person had to speak them. (They couldn't come from nowhere, at least not in your agreed-upon conceptual model of reality.) And so you created Philip K. Dick. He did as you asked. And he gave his life for it. You owe him some thanks.
My Headshrinker and Me
This is some proto-form of some kind of joke or scene I'm working on:
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"Doctor, we've been through this before--"
"--I know, Chris, but I'd like to see if we can dig a little deeper. [Scribbles] Would you say that you have a grandiose sense of self-importance?"
"Wouldn't you?"
"Wouldn't me what?" [scribbles more]
"As Supreme Ruler of 3-Space? It just seems like it goes with the territory."
"OK... Do you have fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, or beauty?"
"Unh... Just look at me..." [waves his hands at himself]
"Do these powers derive from an intellectual...or a sexual...prowess?"
[Exasperated, defiant look out the window] "Doctor, I'm hung like a field mouse. ...Of course it's intellectual. Who else do you know has the power to attack across time?"
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"Doctor, we've been through this before--"
"--I know, Chris, but I'd like to see if we can dig a little deeper. [Scribbles] Would you say that you have a grandiose sense of self-importance?"
"Wouldn't you?"
"Wouldn't me what?" [scribbles more]
"As Supreme Ruler of 3-Space? It just seems like it goes with the territory."
"OK... Do you have fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, or beauty?"
"Unh... Just look at me..." [waves his hands at himself]
"Do these powers derive from an intellectual...or a sexual...prowess?"
[Exasperated, defiant look out the window] "Doctor, I'm hung like a field mouse. ...Of course it's intellectual. Who else do you know has the power to attack across time?"
The Standard...Lies...of the CuckaPeople
While tagging along behind some Senators, Bill Kristol was overheard to breathlessly say:
"They're our common enemy! You don't-- I know how much they hate you! And they make fun of you, too. I heard one of them say, 'Those Americans are so stupid they can't even figure out how to drive their own tanks and kill us!' Are you gonna take that? What are you, a bunch of sissies?! They think that you're sissies, not me, but maybe you _will_ be... And they probably-- I think, I mean-- I _know_ that they're coming from Iran! And Syria, too! All those places my Clean Break document says they'll come from! And that Chris King Pop Icon nonsense about Israel being involved in 9-11 is just-- why, it's just-- what can I say?! It's just kookie talk! Logically, it has to be kookie talk, because otherwise [gulp...] Israel will be erased..."
Mr. Kristol, no one listens to the CuckaPeople anymore. Look how far you've fallen. And stay on your knees, while you're at it; it will be one of the permitted professions for the CuckaPeople.
"They're our common enemy! You don't-- I know how much they hate you! And they make fun of you, too. I heard one of them say, 'Those Americans are so stupid they can't even figure out how to drive their own tanks and kill us!' Are you gonna take that? What are you, a bunch of sissies?! They think that you're sissies, not me, but maybe you _will_ be... And they probably-- I think, I mean-- I _know_ that they're coming from Iran! And Syria, too! All those places my Clean Break document says they'll come from! And that Chris King Pop Icon nonsense about Israel being involved in 9-11 is just-- why, it's just-- what can I say?! It's just kookie talk! Logically, it has to be kookie talk, because otherwise [gulp...] Israel will be erased..."
Mr. Kristol, no one listens to the CuckaPeople anymore. Look how far you've fallen. And stay on your knees, while you're at it; it will be one of the permitted professions for the CuckaPeople.
Second Vermont Republic
So I sent some money to that Second Vermont Republic organization. vermontrepublic.org. I hope they won't find me an embarassing prospect for a member.
The organization is the vanguard around which appears to be coalescing the deep Vermont resentment of an unresponsive federal government. Of the Vermont Secession movement, UVM professor Frank Bryan once said, "Vermont is just obstinate." You got that right.
The planks of the manifesto are generally very reasonable:
1. Don't shove bananas in people's asses.
2. Try not to make people jerk off into each others' mouths.
3. Leave us the fuck alone.
4. And take your shakedowns elsewhere.
One plank that will go away is this one:
"Equal Access. We support equal access for all Vermont citizens to quality education, health care, housing, and employment."
Yeah, I'm not so big into the commie talk. I support equal access to all those things, too, assuming that one can pay for it and one chooses to sell it to the customer in question. Vermont's not going to be CommieTown, thanks.
It seems like a great organization. But it's quite unnecessary, actually, thanks to Chief Legal Sophist Alberto Gonzalez. He has informed us, after all, that the United States no longer exists. Remember, Allie? That was your career's masterstroke...
The organization is the vanguard around which appears to be coalescing the deep Vermont resentment of an unresponsive federal government. Of the Vermont Secession movement, UVM professor Frank Bryan once said, "Vermont is just obstinate." You got that right.
The planks of the manifesto are generally very reasonable:
1. Don't shove bananas in people's asses.
2. Try not to make people jerk off into each others' mouths.
3. Leave us the fuck alone.
4. And take your shakedowns elsewhere.
One plank that will go away is this one:
"Equal Access. We support equal access for all Vermont citizens to quality education, health care, housing, and employment."
Yeah, I'm not so big into the commie talk. I support equal access to all those things, too, assuming that one can pay for it and one chooses to sell it to the customer in question. Vermont's not going to be CommieTown, thanks.
It seems like a great organization. But it's quite unnecessary, actually, thanks to Chief Legal Sophist Alberto Gonzalez. He has informed us, after all, that the United States no longer exists. Remember, Allie? That was your career's masterstroke...
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
I like my new gun.
A friend of mine gave me a new gun for my birthday. You know you've got cool friends when they give you guns or gun-related gifts.
Oh, sure, I keep guns lying around like other people keep ashtrays. But like ashtrays, you can never have enough.
It's a .380. For you folks who haven't yet caught on to the need to defend yourself against Frankenstein's Monster, I will tell you that it is pronounced "three-eighty."
It's known as a pocket gun. A wee little thing, a nice complement to the big fat fuckin guns that I normally carry.
Vermont has no gun laws. Nope. Don't need 'em. We already have laws against murdering people and stuff. So you can carry a gun any way you like --concealed, exposed, whatever. When I go to a party, we often show off our new guns. I went to the bank the other day. It was nice knowing that I had two guns on me.
A .380 is considered a "suboptimal" round. A "round" is the entire package of bullet, brass casing, and gunpowder. The size and power of the round is dictated by the size of the gun, as well as other physical considerations. Point is, the .380 makes a good backup gun to have strapped to your ankle. Or you can shove it in the wasteband of your shorts when you mow the lawn.
Though termed suboptimal because of its lessened "stopping power" --efficacy in killing someone-- the .380 is a decent round. You forty-five guys can cluck all you want, but a .45 is no good if I'm not going to carry it. Suboptimal though it may be, a shot in the face will cause a thug to reconsider his course of action.
It's a nice, little, domestically produced "double-action only" weapon. A double-action only weapon is one such that a stiff pull on the trigger is required to fire each successive round. This gun has, I think, a seven or eight-pound pull. To put this in perspective, you could hang a five-pound bag of sugar from the trigger and not accidently fire it. I like double-action only weapons for their safety. Again, you won't carry a gun if you don't feel safe with it. It's damn near impossible to accidently fire a double-action only weapon.
So If you're new to handguns, you may consider a double-action only semiautomatic or a revolver.
You may consider leaving a 12-gauge shotgun lying around. A Mossberg 500, maybe. Load it with birdshot, then buckshot, then a slug. And then another birdshot, another buckshot, and another slug. One for the ass, one for the torso, and one for the engine block of the thug's getaway car.
Enjoy your new gun. Frankenstein's Monster isn't counting on you having one. And this copperhead has plenty...
Oh, sure, I keep guns lying around like other people keep ashtrays. But like ashtrays, you can never have enough.
It's a .380. For you folks who haven't yet caught on to the need to defend yourself against Frankenstein's Monster, I will tell you that it is pronounced "three-eighty."
It's known as a pocket gun. A wee little thing, a nice complement to the big fat fuckin guns that I normally carry.
Vermont has no gun laws. Nope. Don't need 'em. We already have laws against murdering people and stuff. So you can carry a gun any way you like --concealed, exposed, whatever. When I go to a party, we often show off our new guns. I went to the bank the other day. It was nice knowing that I had two guns on me.
A .380 is considered a "suboptimal" round. A "round" is the entire package of bullet, brass casing, and gunpowder. The size and power of the round is dictated by the size of the gun, as well as other physical considerations. Point is, the .380 makes a good backup gun to have strapped to your ankle. Or you can shove it in the wasteband of your shorts when you mow the lawn.
Though termed suboptimal because of its lessened "stopping power" --efficacy in killing someone-- the .380 is a decent round. You forty-five guys can cluck all you want, but a .45 is no good if I'm not going to carry it. Suboptimal though it may be, a shot in the face will cause a thug to reconsider his course of action.
It's a nice, little, domestically produced "double-action only" weapon. A double-action only weapon is one such that a stiff pull on the trigger is required to fire each successive round. This gun has, I think, a seven or eight-pound pull. To put this in perspective, you could hang a five-pound bag of sugar from the trigger and not accidently fire it. I like double-action only weapons for their safety. Again, you won't carry a gun if you don't feel safe with it. It's damn near impossible to accidently fire a double-action only weapon.
So If you're new to handguns, you may consider a double-action only semiautomatic or a revolver.
You may consider leaving a 12-gauge shotgun lying around. A Mossberg 500, maybe. Load it with birdshot, then buckshot, then a slug. And then another birdshot, another buckshot, and another slug. One for the ass, one for the torso, and one for the engine block of the thug's getaway car.
Enjoy your new gun. Frankenstein's Monster isn't counting on you having one. And this copperhead has plenty...
Well, I guess this is the new landscape.
If there is any silver lining to the madness of the past five years it is this: The federal government has taken its own length of rope and proven itself to be an enemy of Americans. It operates for the benefit of crass commercial interests. The lie is laid bare that it has anything to do with protecting you or promoting justice.
This is something I had known for some time. But now everyone knows it. So now I don't seem like a kook anymore, talking crazy talk; now I seem eminently reasonable. As the man said, when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro...
Had this been a system of governance based on a naked expression of force, like a Robert Mugabe, me-have-guns-and-you-obey type of system, I could handle that. I can respect a greater show of force, as long as it's honestly portrayed as such; from the warrior's viewpoint, there is honorable reason in submitting to an overwhelmingly more powerful army.
But when they don't even have the guts to come right out and call it naked force, when it's advertised as being HappyTime government,... this is just not something I can respect. They're not warriors. They don't have the balls to declare themselves as your enemy. A warrior does not claim to be your friend and then stab you in the back. This does not elicit respect from me...
So let's see what's happened:
1. Your vote means nothing.
2. Intelligence agencies and foreign lobbies bribe and blackmail all three branches of the federal government.
3. The levers of power have been seized by those whose moral aspirations extend all the way to making money.
4. Trials, evidence, and all that weirdo law stuff are not relevant.
In short, the federal government has nothing to do with the duly constituted United States. That's too bad, because I kind of liked the concept of a benevolent guarantor of liberty.
In the interest of social stability, I was willing to sit on my hands and await the restoration of lawful government. Doesn't seem like that's going to happen... I suppose that one will get home sooner when he finally comes to accept that the car has broken down and that he needs to set about walking.
So I reluctantly have come to agree with Chief Legal Sophist Alberto Gonzalez and Special Attache for Legal Legerdemain John C. Yoo that the United States no longer legally exists.
Now all I have to do is give a wide berth to the savages running around with stolen government cars and misappropriated badges and guns. It is as if some local thugs had broken into the National Guard armory and driven out with a tank.
I suppose that my defense is my own responsibility now. OK. I can handle that.
And the sooner that the original states recognize that any federal authority has devolved to them, the more smoothly will be the transition to assuring social stability. If they're smart, the states will begin the process of developing a parallel currency. They will also begin a decoupling from federal mandates. State and local police must be forbidden to enforce federal laws. And they must be employed to repulse tank-driving thugs on a joyride. All of these initiatives are perfectly lawful, as the United States no longer exists.
If the states do not recognize this new political landscape, they will be abandoning their own citizens to the rapacious thugs.
Societies are most stable under law. The states must craft a new system to assure social stability in the face of this hijacked Frankenstein's Monster known as the defunct United States.
And if they refuse to do that out of cowardice, then they will understand if their betters reluctantly shoulder the burden of one's own defense...
This is something I had known for some time. But now everyone knows it. So now I don't seem like a kook anymore, talking crazy talk; now I seem eminently reasonable. As the man said, when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro...
Had this been a system of governance based on a naked expression of force, like a Robert Mugabe, me-have-guns-and-you-obey type of system, I could handle that. I can respect a greater show of force, as long as it's honestly portrayed as such; from the warrior's viewpoint, there is honorable reason in submitting to an overwhelmingly more powerful army.
But when they don't even have the guts to come right out and call it naked force, when it's advertised as being HappyTime government,... this is just not something I can respect. They're not warriors. They don't have the balls to declare themselves as your enemy. A warrior does not claim to be your friend and then stab you in the back. This does not elicit respect from me...
So let's see what's happened:
1. Your vote means nothing.
2. Intelligence agencies and foreign lobbies bribe and blackmail all three branches of the federal government.
3. The levers of power have been seized by those whose moral aspirations extend all the way to making money.
4. Trials, evidence, and all that weirdo law stuff are not relevant.
In short, the federal government has nothing to do with the duly constituted United States. That's too bad, because I kind of liked the concept of a benevolent guarantor of liberty.
In the interest of social stability, I was willing to sit on my hands and await the restoration of lawful government. Doesn't seem like that's going to happen... I suppose that one will get home sooner when he finally comes to accept that the car has broken down and that he needs to set about walking.
So I reluctantly have come to agree with Chief Legal Sophist Alberto Gonzalez and Special Attache for Legal Legerdemain John C. Yoo that the United States no longer legally exists.
Now all I have to do is give a wide berth to the savages running around with stolen government cars and misappropriated badges and guns. It is as if some local thugs had broken into the National Guard armory and driven out with a tank.
I suppose that my defense is my own responsibility now. OK. I can handle that.
And the sooner that the original states recognize that any federal authority has devolved to them, the more smoothly will be the transition to assuring social stability. If they're smart, the states will begin the process of developing a parallel currency. They will also begin a decoupling from federal mandates. State and local police must be forbidden to enforce federal laws. And they must be employed to repulse tank-driving thugs on a joyride. All of these initiatives are perfectly lawful, as the United States no longer exists.
If the states do not recognize this new political landscape, they will be abandoning their own citizens to the rapacious thugs.
Societies are most stable under law. The states must craft a new system to assure social stability in the face of this hijacked Frankenstein's Monster known as the defunct United States.
And if they refuse to do that out of cowardice, then they will understand if their betters reluctantly shoulder the burden of one's own defense...
Monday, July 17, 2006
Nothing's shocking anymore. This is boring.
[Chris on stage]
"So I was watching JewNews today..." [Waits expectantly for clucking]
"...I said I was watching _JewNews_ today..." [Still no clucking]
[Clearly put out, Chris breaks character] "What is it with you fuckin people? Where's your outrage at my sins? It's an important part of my act, you know."
[After a delay an audience member replies:]
"Chris, we call it JewNews, too."
"So I was watching JewNews today..." [Waits expectantly for clucking]
"...I said I was watching _JewNews_ today..." [Still no clucking]
[Clearly put out, Chris breaks character] "What is it with you fuckin people? Where's your outrage at my sins? It's an important part of my act, you know."
[After a delay an audience member replies:]
"Chris, we call it JewNews, too."
I have an idea for a website...
So there is finally some website where discerning people can talk discerning talk. It's LiberalsOnly.com.
Of his service, Mr. Levensalor says, "Liberals Only is dedicated to making this a site for intelligent debate among people intelligent enough to know how to debate."
First of all, as a slogan, there's way too many syllables in it. Secondly,
Debate what? The merits of the punched-up advertising copy? Liberals are only ever-so-slightly less stupid than conservatives. You should all have a website together: RollingAroundInOurCrapIdeas.com
I will remind you that it was your HappyTime notions of big government that got us in this mess to begin with. We're not interested in whatever do you think.
Of his service, Mr. Levensalor says, "Liberals Only is dedicated to making this a site for intelligent debate among people intelligent enough to know how to debate."
First of all, as a slogan, there's way too many syllables in it. Secondly,
Debate what? The merits of the punched-up advertising copy? Liberals are only ever-so-slightly less stupid than conservatives. You should all have a website together: RollingAroundInOurCrapIdeas.com
I will remind you that it was your HappyTime notions of big government that got us in this mess to begin with. We're not interested in whatever do you think.
Transmission
Forces of good,... Attack! Attack! Attack!
Don't blow anything up, but destroy the system immediately at all points! The time is now or we're all doomed!
Don't blow anything up, but destroy the system immediately at all points! The time is now or we're all doomed!
Salvation or Destruction
Those silly Jews think that I hate them.
What they don't know is that they are responsible for their own salvation. They have the ability to save it all and to redeem themselves.
In my world, everyone is redeemable.
And their redemption is at hand: ...Their own.
What they don't know is that they are responsible for their own salvation. They have the ability to save it all and to redeem themselves.
In my world, everyone is redeemable.
And their redemption is at hand: ...Their own.
Sunday, July 16, 2006
This is an amazing rule of thumb that I just thought up.
You know how everything George Bush has ever said was a complete lie? When you understand that he says and does as he is instructed, and when you see that he is nothing but a pack of lies, then you may reasonably conclude that his job is to lie to you. Because I'm not sure he could get it wrong so consistently, so accidently.
Do you ever want to know the truth about something? Just take whatever comes out of his mouth and invert it. He's a veritable oracle...of falsehood. Take his statement, completely invert it, and you have the truth.
"Israel was attacked." NEGATE. "Israel was not attacked."
"Israel is defending itself." NEGATE. "Israel is the aggressor here."
"Israel is your friend." NEGATE. "Israel is your enemy."
"I am the embodiment of good." NEGATE. "I am the embodiment of evil."
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This one is very easily defeated: Expose his words as lies. He's actually quite impotent.
Do you ever want to know the truth about something? Just take whatever comes out of his mouth and invert it. He's a veritable oracle...of falsehood. Take his statement, completely invert it, and you have the truth.
"Israel was attacked." NEGATE. "Israel was not attacked."
"Israel is defending itself." NEGATE. "Israel is the aggressor here."
"Israel is your friend." NEGATE. "Israel is your enemy."
"I am the embodiment of good." NEGATE. "I am the embodiment of evil."
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This one is very easily defeated: Expose his words as lies. He's actually quite impotent.
World War Three
Hello, FuturePeople.
We're on the same page about who you and I are; you live in a world that has long since vanquished male pattern baldness --so I no longer have the great-hair cachet that I once did. Everyone now has the hair of a twelve-year-old, I suppose...
My popularity among you owes more to my spot-on, insightful analysis of the madness of my age.
We're in World War Three now, or so says Newt Gringrich's latest talking point. This is actually a good thing, you see, because once everyone knows that it's the end of the world, we'll finally get rid of those annoying stumbling blocks to total governmental control: Antiquated notions of lawful government, human decency, and the right to be secure in your own asshole's inviolability.
Oh, sure, for a protracted time the peoples of the world went along with the ruse that "war just happens." When the bombs went off, they looked in the direction of the pointed finger.
Then you got smart. You realized that government was the source of all your woes. You saw that allowing someone to arrogate unto himself the duty of protecting you invited only more bombs, because you could be counted on to demand more protection with each successive explosion. But by this time, the parasitic interests that control government had erected a police and surveillance state that made it impossible for you to abolish the government that had become a hindrance to your prosperity.
Then the space aliens came down. And it was AssBanana People Killing Day. Oh, the carnage was a sight to behold... The gutters verily overflowed with AssBanana People blood and guts and the occasional brains. You had to pay lots of overtime to keep the gutters clean.
And the space aliens taught you to immediately beat senseless anyone who said it was World War Three --because such a person was up to no good. He only wanted to steal your money and freedom in the guise of protecting you.
We're on the same page about who you and I are; you live in a world that has long since vanquished male pattern baldness --so I no longer have the great-hair cachet that I once did. Everyone now has the hair of a twelve-year-old, I suppose...
My popularity among you owes more to my spot-on, insightful analysis of the madness of my age.
We're in World War Three now, or so says Newt Gringrich's latest talking point. This is actually a good thing, you see, because once everyone knows that it's the end of the world, we'll finally get rid of those annoying stumbling blocks to total governmental control: Antiquated notions of lawful government, human decency, and the right to be secure in your own asshole's inviolability.
Oh, sure, for a protracted time the peoples of the world went along with the ruse that "war just happens." When the bombs went off, they looked in the direction of the pointed finger.
Then you got smart. You realized that government was the source of all your woes. You saw that allowing someone to arrogate unto himself the duty of protecting you invited only more bombs, because you could be counted on to demand more protection with each successive explosion. But by this time, the parasitic interests that control government had erected a police and surveillance state that made it impossible for you to abolish the government that had become a hindrance to your prosperity.
Then the space aliens came down. And it was AssBanana People Killing Day. Oh, the carnage was a sight to behold... The gutters verily overflowed with AssBanana People blood and guts and the occasional brains. You had to pay lots of overtime to keep the gutters clean.
And the space aliens taught you to immediately beat senseless anyone who said it was World War Three --because such a person was up to no good. He only wanted to steal your money and freedom in the guise of protecting you.
I'm so prescient.
Two years ago I thought it "edgy" --in the parlance of comedy-- to advocate the nuking of Israel. (I later retracted the statement in full, not to be repeated again, because I realized that such an act would hurt innocent Muslims.)
I overheard a complete stranger say today, "We should just nuke Israel and be done with it. It's always the fuckin Jews, isn't it?"
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To be fair, nuking anyone isn't really an option. Cut off their aid, I say. Let that tick dry up.
I don't think Jews fully understand the liability that Israel presents to them. When Israel gets done with its lying and bombing and raping, the world will not suffer a Jew to speak with other than downcast eyes. And they will have done it to themselves. They will have placed themselves into the lowest human caste.
I overheard a complete stranger say today, "We should just nuke Israel and be done with it. It's always the fuckin Jews, isn't it?"
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To be fair, nuking anyone isn't really an option. Cut off their aid, I say. Let that tick dry up.
I don't think Jews fully understand the liability that Israel presents to them. When Israel gets done with its lying and bombing and raping, the world will not suffer a Jew to speak with other than downcast eyes. And they will have done it to themselves. They will have placed themselves into the lowest human caste.
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