So Chief Legal Sophist Alberto Gonzalez has been discreetly inquiring of Republican lawmakers whether they might see fit to, you know, modifying the War Crimes Act of 1996. Maybe he's afraid he'll be prosecuted.
Allie, you big silly, no need to worry about the now defunct United States. That's just running on the fumes of everyone's memory of lawful government.
It's the Citizens' Lawful Government Tribunals you should be concerned about. And we're not interested in whatever do you think.
