Thursday, November 16, 2006

This is how you defend yourselves from the feds.

You give the low-down to the local cops. You say, "Yeah, this is what's happening, this is what's going on, these are the fraudulent legal mechanisms they photocopied to make us think they have the right to do this. But, well, it seems someone just wanted to make more money. And they lied their asses off."

"And since I've now provided you with verifiable facts, you know that the agents are acting under color of authority. And that they're up to no good."

"My company will be hiring private security to use all necessary force to repulse government agents acting unlawfully under mere color of authority."

"You don't...have a problem with that, do you?"

"Good."

"And if they'd like, we can even hire your off-duty cops as our private security."

"How's that sound?"

"Good."

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(This should be read as a one-speaker dialogue.)