"Calls for 'Contingency Paper Ballots' in States, Counties this November to be Paid for by Feds."
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Yeah, since your magically fantastic electronic voting machines are easily (and purposefully!) hacked by some guy walking into the voting booth, you'll be wanting to use paper.
While I'm on the topic, I suggest we look _extremely_ closely at any results that are not predicted by exit polls. Those statisticians kind of know what they're talking about. [clears throat] And stuff.
