(Which is an economically efficient means of conveying information.)
It reads:
"Your love life was zip, and suddenly it's zap. A new romance unfolds, and it's as if you've never known what love was until now. Let the details slide. It's hard to be practical when you're on cloud nine."
This is actually true. I think. It seems to be... If I'm not jumping the gun.
Informationally, this would not have been an economical event unless the world would survive.
I have won.