[Movie mogul of old, seated in a leather chair in a darkened smoke-filled room. Screen test projected on wall. The frames flicker in that old way. Chris is doing his routine]
Chris: "So yeah...about those niggers and kikes and all the rest! They should just eat each other's brains! And skip around in 9-11 Land! And then we'll kill everyone in the government! And erase Israel, while we're at it! ...Ta Da!"
[Mogul, shaking his head in his palm] "Jesus H. Christ..."
[mogul has a lackey.] Lackey: "Jesus H. Christ is right! As a matter of fact, that's the name of our new show. [turns to camera] "The Christ...Is Right!"
The Christ Is Right starts now.
