I have been meaning to put this into some proper joke, but have not had the time or opportunity:
Some toothless wonder walks into the gas station and wants some Hi-Vals. They're the cheap cigarettes. If you're going to smoke, smoke a quality cigarette. I smoke the Natural American Spirit Lights. It's a quality tobacco.
He has a T-shirt on that has never been washed. It was once stridently white, but now is a defeated gray...
It has some stuff written on it. I ask him whatever does his beautiful and probably intelligent and witty shirt say? He parts his jacket further. It reads:
"You can destroy our buildings, but you can never destroy our pride." There was a crowd-pleasing graphic of the WTC.
"Packa Hi Vals. ...And a dollar scratch." He was a sight to behold. Filthy shoes, pants, face, probably underpants, everything. He had come down out of the woods for his packa hivals.
