There is a photo of Jonathan Rhys Meyers --whom I regard as adequately attractive to play me in my hit movie, a bit scrawny though he may be-- there is a photo of him in his Tudors get-up, seated, looking into the camera, with his right hand upon his upright sword.
My photo is of me in the same pose, wearing my faux-fur cape with the bulldog clip in front with my right hand upon my upright cane.
And thus you see who is in charge now... That kooky, silly-brain jester.
