"We're going to have universal (shitty and expensive) healthcare! We won't defend the body, but, hey!, if you can stay out of the gulag we'll give you free healthcare for it! We're going to introduce our very own economic distortions into the system and, with any luck, we'll leave a lasting Democratic imprimatur upon the resulting pile of shit."
Just in time. I was getting tired of ridiculing Republicans. All the better material had already been picked over anyhow.
