Thursday, October 26, 2006

"It's your homeland!"

"The chosen people have finally arrived! No longer will the world spit upon you! You shall have your nation! ...We just need some people to till the land. And man the barricades...against those savages. So come to your, I mean, your homeland! Yes, come to your homeland! Or send money! ...Call now before the countdown timer runs out and we plum run out of homelands to offer..."

You've been chosen, all the easy mark: You've been doing the labor for someone's energy outpost.

Much like the Rosary Bead Fingering Set got sold the God product, you got sold the Homeland product.

Joke's on all of you.