Monday, October 23, 2006

I have no social skills.

None whatsoever. My friends will confirm this. I will usually say or do exactly the wrong thing.

I was at a party once and there was this one Oriental woman there. I walked up to her, stuck out my hand, and said, "Hello, Mrs. Chang." No one thought it was funny. I thought it was funny. It was a reference to a line of dialogue in a movie.